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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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Man
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Female has
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( Z7 @+ G* g/ B3 OMadam has( f! a/ T  g0 L# \" m6 s* F% D
Adam in it;
& S9 W4 v7 Z- nNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the& C1 K7 o1 R) d% W5 ?3 n. }0 Z
legs of a woman.... , d8 W; z2 q4 I4 i# X
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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8 G5 w9 a# s+ w$ ^, W3 ]7 t( x9 A( T" lI never looked at it this way before:

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( [" v; p4 z, F) Q; CEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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$ k! y4 X" v* \6 A8 u2 j' uMEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown! ^* |) p( f$ _4 ^9 x

" `4 G5 T8 @  j* z) aMEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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, U' o+ k" G6 V' h8 eSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.' p2 X/ T# X7 z" f# D- m3 P& M: o, R

  X) D, H6 E) V! K$ W9 `Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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" i. c$ X& {7 m. I# W5 xHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe....." r: p+ }; F' p+ `# c) M
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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