Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 B" b9 ]3 n1 }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! d- V) x* i% z) x" M, yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 ]2 L1 Z% D  v! d9 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) Z  k: J& Y8 N- q) W: A( z. _3 SIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; X% h# m6 [0 I/ H% P. ~$ QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 h& T  |; R3 ?) ~$ kIf she asks you, it's a favor.

2 _* H) H0 n( s- @% eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ O5 L( F# P' c, U, oIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, R% O+ s% `9 c: y2 A8 N: d! FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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$ d" R6 n! g; f& V1 ^8 ]; PIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 v6 Z: q. l4 \1 j3 Y; Hfeeling sorry for the guys~