Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 H1 v" F4 ^: j# k7 U- h3 _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

1 ~/ c. u- _* B  R2 Y- eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 s& \" R/ C2 H$ J8 ]. e1 jIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 x8 \; o5 y6 c7 w  tIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- p/ p: Z1 ^$ s; I, _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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! `. U# {% \5 R0 x8 u8 \; xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

: d1 m1 J. e+ n3 l% h# a. w5 ^+ tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ U; T& O. t% m9 f6 ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( F# }  e! l2 M8 b! M7 t; eIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

6 f: _2 g( ~6 @" _9 s6 \' \# d0 X: _If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ k* R& r4 Z% E+ W5 A& IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~