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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.1 G; z8 h$ ?( k% O9 q6 B- _7 c: ^8 Z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' \. F% g1 \# W3 S; e. |0 U
! {8 K: ^# N9 \* B4 S' XIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 j0 t$ Z4 _2 x1 b% z& I# E/ k! SIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 Q8 f6 a. M' ^ ?: C" QIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; V2 X& F$ l4 S6 FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 e5 u- ]# ?, b$ t+ B! DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 r; \' W5 \6 M( Z4 X
% d+ f$ J7 B6 y* tIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& K5 q$ j% [2 PIf you don't, you're insensitive.# M8 i1 Y$ u0 i+ [5 c' b
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ w# R7 Q" n1 f% h @: MIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 u# }3 S/ [/ q5 j) r3 B# TIf she asks you, it's a favor.8 {( g2 m$ Y- K6 r4 U
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 M% }2 Y+ o3 d& k" mIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something./ H- X) r' C7 v+ c2 w" c5 w( R
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ S5 ~) V( u/ V$ J. M8 L
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 ]+ w' \. M6 c7 p- L6 S' @0 h N
If you're not, you're not ambitious.; D1 L! E) }. `' W" Q. @
) u7 I+ [- o( W. _8 `) h4 ~' ~6 T- AIf she has a headache, she's tired./ _1 P6 r( V) \" f, e
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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