Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
; w! F! R9 h1 [% i: M" k6 ?If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 A  g0 `2 R: z; w$ R1 x0 sIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* @" D/ ^: @9 [6 P: Y5 K8 {6 o. @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. M# X" q  S) p- S6 W) e, ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 ^* ^1 e& D% H* eIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- Q- D3 U" \/ ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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: @, V/ r! \; [: [, l. WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 R) f) s, {( U3 D9 W* F" t9 KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) X1 Y1 m% o. j0 J1 R6 ifeeling sorry for the guys~