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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.' z. R2 c" Q/ o5 g4 ^
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! N/ s% T. D* {8 `9 ]: w
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) `( k, N( F/ t( S0 [* V7 ?8 ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 w: X3 e% m/ |; Z. t# HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 x9 T0 K: B# g- N1 N, B
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) p; \9 c3 \! X/ _

. I& s( P& G8 E  w; A& oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ K% X# V, G8 wIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 N, b; A# Z  w9 ~If you cry, you're a wimp.3 X2 a' ~% V/ u) E) U& A7 T
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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; @3 N7 |% J" p; e( j( I8 ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." y# d$ S! f$ w" s
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 `/ \* D4 O0 _1 j6 N  O
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 H, w* j' c# FIf she asks you, it's a favor.% c, n8 f  d8 d0 |( a; i

% ~+ @9 L7 a* j$ p% ~; qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ h3 w# f" i3 H7 f  PIf you don't, you're a slob.1 B. l0 q' |; u" x3 K
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* K' p/ i  p+ O$ J# zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; r. b) \1 p3 H/ ]! V- HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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# w/ Y3 V3 G& h, J6 C, }$ EIf she has a headache, she's tired.( C+ Z+ j  O6 W9 C* Q% m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
. s: u1 I; y- e3 u1 h  |, ofeeling sorry for the guys~
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