Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& ^& d; N6 R! \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, G( w! O) |' q( YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

! M' `$ I! J# u; R* K% J2 gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  `& R2 e6 @5 ?4 @7 Y2 ?, Q" p7 GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 y* {, i/ U" B1 |If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ V# |  u4 F9 x$ i0 x( [0 o: kIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* l. b3 j! }5 VIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 U) v8 Q* B, ]; F. H, T; PIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~