Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) `( k, N( F/ t( S0 [* V7 ?8 ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 w: X3 e% m/ |; Z. t# HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

. I& s( P& G8 E  w; A& oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ K% X# V, G8 wIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 N, b; A# Z  w9 ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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; @3 N7 |% J" p; e( j( I8 ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 H, w* j' c# FIf she asks you, it's a favor.

% ~+ @9 L7 a* j$ p% ~; qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ h3 w# f" i3 H7 f  PIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* K' p/ i  p+ O$ J# zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; r. b) \1 p3 H/ ]! V- HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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# w/ Y3 V3 G& h, J6 C, }$ EIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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