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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* g, o4 ]* k$ [1 m9 g5 J) G
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 Z+ h" X8 l' Z+ o3 ^( Q7 M4 z! F$ i
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; D b$ X9 |) \# O L; V, f; k
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ J9 ~0 K O( [2 y) s9 O9 I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& x% c6 y, x$ p' |; L
5 h4 |/ I% |$ x1 e0 ZIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; T3 @- j H3 f+ SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! x( j* _5 [7 ?If you cry, you're a wimp.# p1 M3 ^9 O/ J! g* \
If you don't, you're insensitive." D4 \) d6 K- K9 P' j& M
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* _# ?6 E* ?4 H2 p1 f6 w) @
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ `# k; _# F: |- W" b' t
If she asks you, it's a favor.# l( f% h3 l4 ~ p) Z; z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# D" S3 |" [% F7 b) l* v: c
If you don't, you're a slob.) r3 _0 e' H3 |
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ b/ h! x! y3 X4 |. r. s% C5 lIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; ^. ~% }0 C: D; a5 w7 dIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) o- D8 g# I. O8 A) JIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.: `5 d0 S" V9 N) @
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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