Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ L6 c- o, d4 ]9 n, O  d4 D3 K  @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) d# _( t* @* f  CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, \6 W7 v$ W; d% X1 \2 r- AIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! K5 d4 r$ j& p$ R* fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 ^# G% b( }# g3 A3 T; [If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

9 f8 |" z% V+ A5 e3 R6 UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 y9 {# W# `% yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! E% j: U$ l( _8 w- H# Z8 G: @If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

1 N) L0 k/ {9 p1 @% @If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~