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2 }! r y' X# P$ O4 }'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' - d; ^) A) z/ y. A) N
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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9 ]5 g& R; S" ]* l' c- }4 Y* @" ['Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'' j7 V# e; d) s: o+ p
: l9 I, S$ r/ p5 E3 E& H'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
5 I! P: V& q2 C) {: A. P/ N(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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/ P, R$ [1 o. [; N! U3 j+ j'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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