*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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! w0 X. `: Q2 L( Y. D1 ]2 z'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

" L, F) i4 v/ k/ t% d0 A1 m: z5 a! M6 XThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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5 [" C7 @" X  _'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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  S* f- A6 ~* j, B" T% u'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'

) J. n  }0 {) a( w$ u+ @'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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$ F4 r  k/ d" B" PGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

織紗千影

billzhao

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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