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$ F7 o x# e; K g0 I: T'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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: C& G4 \9 }. v! rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'3 ^4 l) H# w7 v* A& ]& H
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
; G5 l& C v2 B* h2 X(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 8 \( o+ Y) J5 {( u& X6 r( [
5 _4 \2 O" N) M6 g6 G'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " L. G- t# e9 }8 C% r
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 4 B5 s. j4 f, [! |2 h V
3 H' U' Z7 o' W6 `* V'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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