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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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! o: J2 ~- V5 D; U. B' f: l0 C'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 4 ~2 A* Y5 j6 w
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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, l8 T, m* C5 W# N& n# a( a, O'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'" o' Y6 k3 C6 l: ~. A- N- L" C
( e2 K! q! _% L; F# R7 H# i'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................7 h4 P4 A2 e0 \/ E8 n
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; c" i9 q- o6 P2 t
; U/ X- B H4 y# Q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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6 b" H- i) I6 R4 M& G* c3 GGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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