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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 7 M C3 [( x/ ^1 t0 Z
5 U V. E7 g, P$ E( G'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' + D9 q) p2 q- Q D% \
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' - h2 a+ m5 B h6 k
3 h. J r# N6 q% i W'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'7 ^1 x7 O- [7 U% O# L; \# }
) L7 S/ ?0 K* h( s4 p, L8 ?9 D'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................! O/ ^: Y; V3 V) o
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' % d% f; G i9 l' L/ B8 X
- K' t! o. S4 [! w'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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