*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
) o6 E. V: r2 }/ R
! f! R" l) a. T/ d5 F9 V! ['Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
9 l2 q: K" q1 E- r* W  _% n
- j) n, a  v, @5 w* @5 Y9 OThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
5 f4 z% ^' L4 n* B0 I, e
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
/ h+ w; q6 g7 Q6 O! |* U9 f& a
. D. p5 ?# ~& ^% N' V" e# z  [6 k'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
' H/ O) B( B" a% h: \
: ]/ P3 ~; \  h& k# r, J# f'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
; I% t. ?0 h7 T
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

織紗千影

billzhao

so interesting
thanks for sharing

^_^^_^

mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

爱网观察员

WOW SEH !