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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 3 n8 r& e0 x- n1 j
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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' r& j$ M" P. ~* l" e4 ^9 f: MThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' , k" K8 c s9 m6 _+ B S
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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0 U' \: O6 x; L; y8 l, K'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................... n% [, s+ x+ Z+ Y
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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8 [! M% o6 y8 r1 G( L$ ~5 Y'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 8 S( [: q; I" y# F) e. S4 t
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ! X; ^$ w B; x; @
C. m' p, Z$ l% @+ v'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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