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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. : ~0 Y: }1 j2 ]7 T, j5 E" @3 W/ {9 }
0 F3 `' z! R( F9 C* |! [6 T'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' $ b: T" u- s( |& r$ y6 R
/ |8 {( b' {. K/ cThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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+ F0 a) Z) C& ^$ F T0 Z' \'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
7 e1 S e* m) q# Y) o( F1 W(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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3 D5 U5 j9 E& e+ H; w'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( Y a9 j8 H2 Z$ S8 k* `$ Z
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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V1 z* \' D# j) K L'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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