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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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! x+ H# W5 B; h WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND./ S$ \) K% \6 }+ W  n4 ?+ F  K5 b4 a
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4 Y! W' k3 e: J- U' c THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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& x4 [  C2 N& a( k( i+ X0 w  I THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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$ i1 ^9 `' g; z1 S& Y/ C1 i "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID." ]( D6 T9 P7 k0 y) Q* R

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) E+ ?3 J/ @: h0 R9 J" l2 q! d
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.6 H' V) D. l  _% q- T& v( ~3 S0 S
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( l! n! D; j# j# ` NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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/ q8 }' G. u$ F- i; X& J4 o SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR1 `# _+ S. `4 W" y9 P9 z: `7 [" p2 i

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END.
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2 k4 R4 Y6 g' m4 [ THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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) G1 j9 @# F: v9 E  g% G LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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