Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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8 o5 o8 ]% U5 u3 h& F; W1 ~ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


$ Q9 Q8 |% e" |; I( B4 Z3 t I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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: t! U$ J9 Z, w8 B$ S A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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3 U  `6 }1 z& s3 x' l9 e; ^ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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1 p6 p3 m8 X  a, E' Q# J# a6 R2 o WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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2 \/ t8 I* ?% S' Z/ o THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..


SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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" S: j( ?5 e! {; @ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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! o  ~$ Z1 E; J8 I6 h THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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$ T2 V$ r( P2 q) ^1 j* ?" NI read a similar one before~