Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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3 L7 A6 o0 A( H/ P7 \7 z "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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, q- h: x; Y! { I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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6 Q: V" ^* ?1 a( `% h3 ? A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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7 f( @2 X) ?+ I6 ^ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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, A6 {+ t) M' D, p. y4 }# G  d NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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" L- i3 I% ~/ \  u4 g$ U3 { THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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6 k: p8 `& G6 `% G) Q6 B  v THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


4 W# y+ K/ K4 n6 f LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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