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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN5 g" Y) {; ^1 J1 C9 a
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9 C. p% t8 }5 x$ J! R2 ]. g WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.& I+ y9 l4 ?' g- M: f

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5 _7 I+ ?0 N+ r* ?; B THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .$ x6 g. i3 U- e$ K0 p
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' d  `) U% W+ e! l( j4 y8 M "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.2 ?# z9 D" Q0 X6 n

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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9 g  \" s' Q2 I6 k+ w  n A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.5 h. w0 H' t, V6 R; F! z" k2 e9 b! Y
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ y8 L+ J1 |. Z8 N0 ] WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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3 u% v, q( \( y: O3 O9 O/ m "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ C# B, w1 q4 p2 D& G3 ]( n
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.4 e& n7 ]- Z1 Q1 `4 w- k5 O

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE../ s6 e% r) G7 ~2 Y$ Q

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8 o8 M0 c" a! e4 ^4 P/ I SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.6 |4 p: m. _  v0 k: P+ s, L
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR8 n$ N. S- P- S( k1 V  O7 [/ d" F$ _

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.1 k" i4 e7 l  O# t

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' U% t; {/ [+ `  k/ z THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A- ]2 z8 n! x+ s- c9 x# C
FAX!!"
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