Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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1 k0 W. W" M( P: i3 R THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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* U' \& ^7 N! k& @1 ^+ I8 V "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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5 K7 }5 E  R  {- ?# g8 E "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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" X, s" W4 S- v* i, y NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..


SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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6 u3 v8 O3 V7 Y+ w+ g THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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4 I+ `: D; m2 ^, d. r" R9 D LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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$ x2 ^! M6 f" I3 w, G/ i+ @5 A& ^I read a similar one before~