Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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& s& x+ @$ C; Z9 ]7 y WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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' v' O- V  M2 h SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.3 m. a% @7 W9 K" p
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' k6 f7 ]! w8 Z% b THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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, j6 [. x2 z. j3 y' h+ @* C THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .5 l) @( O/ n  I+ U
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% j& E- o, r3 V: C" d "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,% d/ v* L2 V  [- |& ?

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.  Q7 d; _* I* |- @

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS5 L2 n- [  u+ X1 s( i

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IMPRESSIVE..
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+ R# i2 o3 b+ J$ m4 r* _7 X* {% Y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.( A& j' B& z/ j8 A/ l% l0 q5 g
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. |' {" \( W* _4 N" h) r  H SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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