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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN$ y6 Y9 y# L7 X7 w( z- R

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$ k8 q0 D. l6 \! | WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.& o3 ~" m& _9 i7 n, l. i
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1 ]! E9 _$ U) f SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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: c$ m; {7 l, W1 L THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.) r9 V7 h5 p% v
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" ?! G% ]2 e$ |) w THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.! Z" s+ A1 F1 H8 K
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8 \3 I# N' W1 u! o9 J8 I I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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* v9 L; O% B: v) p9 w A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) ]2 i( W0 B) ^  l

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4 r# f& t/ {$ G, i7 d- O THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ c0 n6 e+ }. `' m WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* K. ~+ `2 L2 o8 G1 i "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.$ ?) {2 t0 a7 e) A

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2 G$ z% Q3 a/ R NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS) h, x. M9 U" J" {/ E" \
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& \( u% S" Y" B) ~1 [$ o IMPRESSIVE..2 |3 G3 c; A+ E% h. ~, _8 e
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.: ^: I; I4 f/ ^8 j! \5 g$ w

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR2 ~9 c# Y5 s( `7 j+ w+ ]* U( i; Y- H# g

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4 m3 ^' }! q) M THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.. U+ Q9 ?' D1 V& ?0 {7 k& A$ }

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! J3 r' T8 F, y/ {, w THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU2 G/ i( b/ N0 l4 S. Y# N7 b
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A; M9 u) m7 V4 D# |4 I9 S( \9 O$ E
FAX!!"
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