Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN8 F2 h% p6 L. x" e1 t

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.1 x2 ]; p" f. C$ Y
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4 c  J  t5 S/ ]. r, L) v THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.( r$ U1 V: ?  m% r
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: w' i6 v9 o  d9 O: l THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .* J! R$ [; X4 s( K& P; s

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4 W, A4 T0 @1 ~. n5 @  v7 e* @ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID." U* ?3 a1 q+ K7 ?
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+ @5 U8 ]+ l& o; q! M I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.& ]8 \5 {, k0 e2 g" X" p: {
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,) d/ h3 L/ v% J+ I: r; B* f, n
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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  t8 i& w, W4 R$ Q: {2 O- m NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS: M0 _: U0 v. f' w) j" X
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, S& q  f+ I; e' [3 q IMPRESSIVE..
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1 T# s: z! l' h, ` SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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& G' p& L# h& ?0 T" A. {" k: k SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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/ s3 C! S; J* l. c/ V THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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* h! P4 D* E, K; q( F$ p  w THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU  v$ D- X" ^- P

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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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