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5 _2 v; k3 l0 Q* g5 L( R1 H WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.; D, c0 r4 j! c* B
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ _1 `- V' _" Y8 J+ l
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$ e2 E' J3 Y$ L+ \# H& I+ r$ F4 b+ J2 q THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY ./ c4 @7 W+ R1 ?9 w8 _4 E- |$ g
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.$ K) s5 M! \' K$ V; p# ~
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."9 }( X# i2 u! R, [9 O X
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& {: V7 t& X5 I7 P+ Z9 Y" C A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.4 U6 W3 y9 x" C+ Z: v
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6 e3 i$ R0 {% y. m" B THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.6 n: D' @# M: b7 Y3 d
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* q( s9 v ^& B# Z "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."6 U5 Q5 i! }3 n0 o$ @
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3 q6 a* d% S. @% b% j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR/ n, e" ~: C' A: n/ h* s$ j f
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% G9 l7 X; o2 I) I; X THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A% h3 d: o" v z1 ^( w. w
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