Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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0 H1 l+ B# A: p/ f0 N  ] THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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, n, x+ Y1 `; \, @, q A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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& R( C2 ^* |5 p8 A THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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0 s% @0 K7 D3 V/ \  j+ x WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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4 M1 V, C3 S+ c/ s" Z6 ?- y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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8 C6 y- y" F% U1 f1 r/ f SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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! q: G0 c* A, ~$ @3 y2 K! X SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.


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* S* r! u) y, Q3 J% q THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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