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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.- u. A6 n+ x- M% v$ b1 v2 h% h1 i
K; R1 T; c# \2 z! k" o5 lYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?; P( B' g2 \8 d, b
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"9 z5 M! S' i1 v% E3 R( S" q( {
/ M- @! G. {( cSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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