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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.6 ]- Z. v6 G; s1 |6 l+ w
, x( `& v" v8 m& dYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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( S4 Y2 ]' j+ N# X) a( eWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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0 z% P G- ]1 [. X' J* N' S: i$ MSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"9 x. q! e" g* A( ]4 N
+ O( T3 q z$ h2 P0 ^9 G# z4 W.... and that's when the fight started. |
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