I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. : V1 M4 Y) z& R4 g. V2 t$ f + i1 g- H8 E2 ?You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?; T$ K( R9 X' |& O9 J. M7 m% p- i
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"# q- N& K$ {& M9 O
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.... and that's when the fight started.