 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
5 x. }) _, Q& t
- E) `4 ?' {5 ?( \$ b) zYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
/ a) \' H3 t/ C* J
& C. w+ p" D A+ zWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"4 v1 N/ C/ H+ f1 t
( [+ c- g' Q" N- C% uSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"9 M8 M/ q! }- w5 V
5 U9 h. G, p ~3 q% k) h6 m5 u4 L.... and that's when the fight started. |
|