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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。5 E( r2 j/ a4 Y
engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。" z' [; h* ~# s! k2 J4 k
: m& x* [3 J+ Z' }# O0 y }参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:
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Symptoms that you are Engineer* I' b* b/ ]# I
. S4 l8 a* I/ y9 Z0 U0 k4 z' z! EApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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; \+ z9 N. w! n* eYou might be an engineer if…/ O' x( j' O' F* ^" w& `
8 k1 E6 v( n" d: m0 RIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
* @! @3 i7 o$ a/ D$ D. D2 h0 _& R* p( x8 qIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone( o# k% |7 b7 t6 [4 W
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”. p8 y, V" K* P3 Z" V
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
5 z S8 B5 B4 |0 t9 K( YIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
: Y0 l" q! |( d& I* `3 dIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
$ j' B' I8 ^, X- Z! d# w2 N# FIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
1 ~/ V! {$ d5 q( WIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the, s4 P; e+ f. Y- c6 R; M! X
decimal point in the right place# z5 O% S; r I7 T( I1 u
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
$ X! }9 n) h: B/ h; k2 Q+ h) AIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than& }) T$ ]0 [" q" @- T$ u2 I
hanging coats and taping ducts: L6 \% M# q) n* [& g! G. }
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
, L9 \. @4 }- ^sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
. c2 C h& a3 A6 z' z0 N; Z6 oIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
4 A! T* r) C+ d; [, P2 E! \7 o, T8 [If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
1 }4 p( `- K5 L, q/ C$ C/ _+ Atest that actually takes five minutes to run
2 A1 J; E: Y9 q& e) h# {/ bIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is% i' {+ X4 N8 o2 ^+ y) r# c
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
$ C$ h% _8 F& [" H8 PIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
7 i0 j: Y9 Z7 I! o+ sIf you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s+ F+ l! h5 U% o2 V8 _3 k% f
inside
5 \9 B8 D9 A* oIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
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If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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1 j8 e& j6 c! @# N# M8 ?' i8 @If you have never backed-up your hard drive2 |2 A( {2 U- {4 `! q5 u% w
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
5 |7 _. }# f, T9 E+ E8 u5 L9 wgames, but are afraid to say it out loud% ]' u* D# f' O$ }
If you truly believe aliens are living among us: Y! v: b( n% l
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance) g0 c, P, T1 h9 s
If you see a good design and still have to change it' k9 B F* R3 y. l" a
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your" R: U+ _8 _5 F5 ~' G# x: |
questions
, B4 o( b2 h4 _& X0 I! i# n' ZIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
% c- P9 k& M ], g+ N6 qIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your! Q$ P9 B1 Z; G3 E' b7 S w
automobile tires9 ~! M" z" I! z# Y) g
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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9 q. |, j; O1 W1 ?$ g% EIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV* u" j, C2 u- t& z, U) a
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name& N6 z3 Y. F4 e* G$ h# P
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you( l% h2 [7 e3 }: G$ C
rush up to the front to fix it6 n* \- M) R8 L* c7 ?- F
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
2 |; N) I. E! ^0 o" V# p; Y* @If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
/ N* J5 T- w4 ^0 i( c ?and have seen most of the shows already8 {1 R1 l% m$ A8 d2 e- N
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
" L# v: E! W% ^5 t7 G/ ~9 ]+ Mwith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what2 T" \, ]# ^ i2 Z8 b
size screw driver to use( Z) z, l4 }& s0 }3 D/ d* k
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own; H( J8 |& U4 N2 ~5 b& ]
handwriting
N! d% O! n8 d3 PIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
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3 Z" b, R8 Z$ ^3 ~0 k. i- U0 |If your checkbook always balances
6 Q2 \- G! a: D0 m9 t) c* I2 f" uIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
' |, a- J3 @ C c5 H1 @, SIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
$ U- I5 u0 E6 v. ?/ |If you think your computer looks better without the cover
2 i+ L, h9 `) m0 q* RIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they) G* p# E7 Y: h X
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If you spend more on your home computer than your car
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If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to q7 Y; A- V3 r# `( b4 }, F: g
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
" c6 E- Y2 C O8 |If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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