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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 k5 H/ l2 F' e5 h1 p" f! Ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; v8 l6 i1 ^! monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& |: ^" J/ W$ \" Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 A2 Z( I. e' r0 ]- l8 v' i( xwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 L: D# ~9 x3 j* c* J; @( L& |$ ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 z* I' j$ W* ~+ j* M5 }9 G. D3 b
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, e1 H; r: t% ?& L5 Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 s5 M! h& [& x" l) pcommitted my life to her sister.) F6 Y8 V/ Z3 g7 r- z' k# L# t5 N
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% Q7 w4 l5 w5 N9 }+ x5 T TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ W: L; r$ D4 O& k# D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 i/ E& j" r5 c h! s+ m" ?0 Y1 P
fling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: c x5 I; d0 f: I4 w' N+ a- j# @
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
% n3 V/ b& L! s4 tmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! N+ C- Z* a8 j& q
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( _3 L! W9 V' K4 t2 ? d3 B- D, ]said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ i- G2 Z+ n8 E+ X. j) Jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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) W2 t Y& b- }And the moral of this story is: Always keep your# e8 h1 u4 L( Y( P o1 k
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