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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ \( z+ B0 U# j$ Q; q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 ~9 ]* ^7 ?4 l) Q" @, o
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; I& [3 d: g5 @7 r n _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ A1 I3 J/ R- h& G+ N( Y9 R% A5 o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 s/ s1 D& Z- w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- r3 t+ e* d( l
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- g9 P0 Y" C! {$ `
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w; l! u5 t$ y6 R0 eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 ~( h: s: Y: i: k8 Q( T; X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. ]: e& ?( j: z/ l! Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 r4 J. f* i* ~
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, m' b; a3 e& J
committed my life to her sister.
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8 g5 Q. C5 m4 X: l8 x1 f+ {Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 v9 A6 r& M" e" w R3 i& s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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. |7 |7 a, m$ Y& qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 k9 K. N; Y# X, j% k
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' `2 |* L3 [" e9 T- ]9 ~( zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 ?. X2 z- E( z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& y& H2 H# S( W `5 gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ c# T v1 i h3 f" b; v) S- s
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ i5 K, P2 w4 {+ M& x( ]
condoms in your car. |
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