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THE WEDDING TEST+ y% O$ G9 f- ^: w. G; r7 H; O
9 q4 o5 Z9 P( D# }8 V4 gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 x# l1 Z- Z. k$ Y. v4 b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) z8 Z. o. H w3 ` ~4 {! }only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% z$ L8 W( P& d) i. e7 J" ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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! R0 E3 C4 _1 i$ a7 D4 @( }) p6 W5 v4 Xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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% O l1 n; R( o5 c# ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 L0 D$ g- N: e1 C+ y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" O) I, S8 A3 I) d' O7 m4 A. x
committed my life to her sister.' O$ [+ N' H5 W, I' B
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9 u/ O- I7 z. L6 f/ t4 G; }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- ]) Y C7 H* U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' H3 U9 H @# O e7 p u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: E) @* k3 C- b; K" u8 O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: r/ c' B% F# @4 ^9 b( G
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ v2 ]5 p5 ?! q& c
outside, all clapping!0 y. `+ @1 g8 Q! `
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* M3 F% B7 X7 n% d' L$ {said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# m/ K- w: B0 l7 M& ^& Q; Eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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