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" n( E4 X7 ^6 O& |4 W3 hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 i6 C: X* d' u- z$ _% V) M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. d# q" b6 z. f5 z& p4 p* sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 d, y) K; S5 p8 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- T, F; q, [2 ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 l- B( g, @* bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 P: V% p: q( s+ ~4 o
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 D- u+ C# _5 Y+ H
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 X/ u# a% e( H8 r* u) |
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. z, t% ~8 W" ~( m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 {$ j8 E4 F% p+ u' L0 _
fling, just come up and get me."
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0 A" R5 m$ ?9 j* C/ K V1 TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 K2 Z( [) H( Z) M0 [
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ j$ r6 Z5 H0 B" ?* v% B& i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 u. O7 s5 X/ u) g/ b6 s" h
my car.
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% h, }2 o( Q, s PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! H8 L- E; @* f. Z5 q9 j1 ^1 _( I% K
outside, all clapping!7 R# j( J/ H! e2 W% g
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% [' T! q% E4 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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