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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# M9 l- E' w5 o1 ?: {; f- Bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! ^# N% ?0 T& U, q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* P) p' t, u2 A1 Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 \5 L$ Q$ \3 Kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& N4 D* J8 m) K. Z/ ?/ q4 E1 Ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 e1 d% W, r2 o! v+ Y
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/ ^% s3 C" Z. T9 P4 k' p* IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, d$ ]' R/ |9 o. d/ u2 Fover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 W7 s' d( D# Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- }6 r$ K: g& q( Y+ @) ?8 aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. h5 u4 \8 d1 N# b) R, ecommitted my life to her sister., I% a9 d" ?9 V- W; y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% W1 V+ }8 ]7 I2 y) Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' \5 D @0 ` ^- r/ C7 istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ Y1 l- p+ U$ G' B7 T+ w
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing; T/ Y2 `& r7 l! P
outside, all clapping!
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/ Y) o J$ Q6 }" w+ `; N: C, fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: y: _. Z4 ~" K/ g4 F) ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 v3 R& p% p! g# Nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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