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' n" {& M; z" i# w, cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- d8 ~% R( {2 N# X( v1 h Lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was I9 a' u$ S% v$ i O+ R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 u9 X8 [0 I( a. ^; ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# ~+ X, U2 O* [9 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% Z+ D9 [5 m+ y" P3 B# s9 f2 `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* y3 A! I# y2 r( I& o: Rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ s5 c7 D4 z4 X; R/ Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 }1 p, r* ]7 F
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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3 R7 K7 O8 c( L6 s4 t9 d; vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up M, \1 j0 H0 G; {/ _- T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 Q5 o9 |; i9 I4 w% ~
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) Z& B3 E/ S5 r8 g4 v. S3 \: Y" Z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) U" x1 F" P' k# n6 [
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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