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) z+ |. Q' T! f3 A! N, {# O; n5 R! XI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* A- q+ k- Q3 p3 xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# o3 W$ I! m( B9 ~) b1 w: ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 l# B. N* i/ e# y2 cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 [( U: a& ^" w
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ X! V2 c3 H0 k0 P; awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' H4 G( G& @* t' z' aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; k: c5 c0 A9 h8 v) w
committed my life to her sister.
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+ j& X, Z8 t( RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" w0 M0 \* Z6 R* J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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" I% l' y" g" ]/ G z1 Z7 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 t6 w& S j6 x
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; E8 v/ l8 }% f; p. S
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, I Z* ?' ]1 j/ ^
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# [+ a1 H3 x( U: ? ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 [! K% |2 w9 n' Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 D% w$ |4 z1 f2 [5 v. s0 \
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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