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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' j3 H. k2 U' y2 s- T/ b! xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 w! Y5 G& j* } Gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 ~3 w% k9 c' x9 N6 g) hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ j* l: q) V8 w- A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% |$ G+ d; b k8 i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 C/ [$ \' K4 hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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. v; Q2 s9 |& v0 b; X- xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* t3 M' @+ z+ N8 |0 t. D
committed my life to her sister.
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1 k. A* g) u- sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: T' p9 x; c& D; Vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 |; }5 }! {) m1 f% V* j" uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* Z( K% C6 u/ r
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 k" V. E% b# k, p3 }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 l+ l$ _% L6 p" C! w dmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing" N1 V4 y4 u8 ~; B( }6 E) N
outside, all clapping!. P l, h( \7 l$ W8 M+ {3 @
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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