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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 5 E1 q! J7 X' O* j) J1 ^0 ?( ~
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears./ o5 U! z2 ?% X
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
7 y: b0 p8 |6 M( C$ g- V" tfamily was invited over to see the baby. # O& L& g3 q2 z
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk% U6 v" @- W2 D1 N
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.9 k9 J. r" @" c
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 0 c) o' ^/ N0 V; A) d4 I
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
- `6 U; T" z( f1 i# Owould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.3 b4 e# H- z7 \2 R& v/ C
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
  m' |) D4 [" _( d. jWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. - w: C0 G" B* U+ W& U( v" |
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful; P6 s9 J0 X9 S, R5 ?
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can  G% H6 L0 |+ v$ ^  X
he see?'
, f$ j# R2 Z% ]# R% k( ^% S1 G'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
9 v2 Q& Y8 p! A' b he has 20/20 vision.'
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0 Z: w; U. k; R9 @'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
* g* e* r: ?8 A  @; V* \needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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