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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
# f+ x& [7 _5 @6 q( LUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.2 E6 k- t! M4 ?& ]" ?1 s
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 ?- Y/ o" Y0 L; k' ~( ~/ Nfamily was invited over to see the baby.
! k0 M) Q8 d6 m5 Z8 |Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( t) L4 ^. h  d9 l/ [( d  m9 ywith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
) t- ]& o5 c4 p$ f7 I5 Y; {! b/ oHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
* B/ }1 D, ]3 I) R  H9 R0 i3 b- eabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# j. ~9 h6 O$ ]' o
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.3 X! z# n* F) Q$ v
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
! P, i7 {( r1 @% |When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful9 }7 x4 J) M! m; W( z
baby.'. [% u" ?$ }+ x6 u9 F0 s* Y0 H
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 4 O% M9 x" F. h# u. g
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
/ I2 K3 Z* i# f4 v0 C( V" O& y6 A3 Nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ f: i; N+ K2 X4 Fhe see?'
& e: Y4 a2 p, Y) E& _'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
& \" U( l/ S, q% I, c he has 20/20 vision.'- O7 r9 R  }) Z5 ?8 e

; N% H8 B3 e# g) X" z  x+ S'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# r. R( o- P5 Z) h  {needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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