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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 7 V9 w" ]; T9 x
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
' |. V" u; d$ I+ r( h7 ?' F2 yWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's* a3 s: N1 h+ x6 Z/ j6 u
family was invited over to see the baby. ' D, `0 V/ E- W1 d
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
7 n9 O  B! O: j( m: t2 wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. F) B' D1 E8 p3 y" u9 J1 h& y+ k. Y. WHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
- m  m7 V+ V( k" fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
4 Z) O/ c! I. M9 G/ ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 O* o+ I3 z5 c
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 G' v' D$ F* z# W/ z5 N1 x
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 K, D) X8 d; W5 zbaby.'$ a/ ^0 ?! j. Z! T2 w
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
1 ^! K9 F1 ^' k- l' E  W9 gJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 r# g+ v- _* g/ P
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% B( m* U# O& ehe see?'
  u- w& u" L$ `  e'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! |; }' [+ {/ f0 S he has 20/20 vision.'2 W% c: B$ ~+ u% P
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he) N# h9 p6 `/ l$ m% J
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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