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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  M- t( y3 ~, R, o( QUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
) d2 C  r$ U4 K- s; F! w( X" `- _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's- j0 X" T- K! U6 J/ g1 V; n
family was invited over to see the baby.
$ s0 j" i# c" b+ q9 [9 y+ sBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk( _$ N; ?: O  b$ l  w- @
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.) c/ W" @/ h8 l" k8 Z5 p/ x! U
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 e) c: p9 s& X" `! yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he* p2 e' S; P2 V6 c) G( l
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( e& s% g% ?0 n/ b) JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
5 V5 A0 b' i, z$ S3 q1 d' V) \$ u/ oWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
, ]0 i7 a  D) O; e' o- |1 L& N1 gbaby.'! p" ^5 G+ ^* p8 e$ Z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. " h9 b5 ]. V: ]6 p- F5 T' _
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful( p) `. t3 j3 q+ u+ T: o
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can: W4 Z% I, V% q: R
he see?'  \4 {, a  r4 U* h% W, e
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
: J) Q( i4 ~0 w0 Q he has 20/20 vision.'. O6 K7 A0 C- _- q2 ~0 E
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 b- Q' U4 m7 ^) Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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