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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 4 s+ G( d3 f4 e0 e" w9 `0 v
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
, o8 O& {' u( |When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 ?* g6 G" I  u, e
family was invited over to see the baby.
% |9 \6 Z% t& m) YBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk1 G$ [" d' {" N/ e
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.& _! H* T& F2 t4 S
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . L  `8 K2 N& P6 ^/ Y0 Y- c
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he" W4 T1 ]2 \6 R% r
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
6 [" p: d$ n" b3 qLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. - L. i. ^; c7 C& V' c3 D4 k1 p( @+ v3 L
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
1 X: H+ o& M! o2 {" `  rJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful/ q1 K( E/ ^: B
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can9 N2 S, t. W; A
he see?'' V- `; C. I- |; V1 |0 ]% q
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
/ t1 o6 p$ I6 w4 \ he has 20/20 vision.'9 ?: P6 p7 }% y

/ t. H+ @2 O" \9 O5 o4 t9 H'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he* c& m+ v2 y7 S$ _- P" z+ [
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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