 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 If your father is a poor man,- M4 O. w4 `( g
it is your fate but,$ v$ [( O: o M/ p
if your father-in-law is a poor man,5 p# r C3 Q: {
it's your stupidity.
" i+ O8 j) }( H# Q! _0 ?' P! N8 e8 g7 a
I was born intelligent -3 Y6 G4 O! y( N+ ]( J( B1 J# Y0 \( H
education ruined me.# f5 L+ N1 |4 ]% Q3 ^- g& d
7 Z2 X- W" c2 x8 J# N `5 _, \Practice makes perfect....
: B& ^* G) h+ N3 o; yBut nobody's perfect......# V0 H% m' z! V2 S3 t# b
so why practice?7 U" R/ m' Z0 B+ }0 m7 ^' M" r, u
5 D* p- \7 Y0 X% I5 j8 m/ hIf it's true that we are here to help others,
7 f+ R5 I6 H) O Z" L. Tthen what exactly are the others here for?4 @$ S+ C3 c _; e, \: N
8 F H# I9 K8 R" N1 X1 r# C7 R/ v$ }
Since light travels faster than sound,
9 K6 M5 y8 D# n! C" S5 k) s1 wpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
2 s" a4 R+ {1 f' w& k# y+ Q7 A) ^0 \5 l
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?2 [5 o9 N2 Q5 W4 O
. h' T. S- z t% s
Money is not everything.
& `, e! @) f# h+ N+ n# pThere's Mastercard & Visa.
1 {9 N, O# d, j* f B9 S: E
$ r5 K8 t9 C1 U4 l" J4 M% VOne should love animals.
3 ~! ^0 q* T5 J; ]6 I) qThey are so tasty.: a9 U- D- }- b; O( W1 S% q- b
, L6 |7 a) y4 ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman7 [* s; ^4 S. H$ F, }
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two." M( q: g) n% ]- \- T. [
: b# s! J: _4 Y, l( `, KEvery man should marry.
. a7 h+ ^4 ~1 s7 U& N% WAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in$ W6 e, b) R6 m) P1 |
life.0 K" x r- r# P7 {
0 F# U2 I& D" V: ]7 HThe wise never marry.4 N' l! I% c/ J: a3 d6 ?
and when they marry they become otherwise.
7 E) e9 j* _5 C3 r4 Z2 R0 H g4 t# ~6 D; P- E
Success is a relative term.
6 f, v, N0 t5 x5 FIt brings so many relatives.! T! V. a9 H0 P: b# ?1 f( a* n
, x- v* s# g/ |& m' {Never put off the work till tomorrow
+ b+ ?0 y# e3 Z9 {- p G9 g4 Nwhat you can put off today.) G# C6 r' _) S* }; I
8 k% T: @9 w" }3 g+ p
"Your future depend s on your dreams"; g1 b+ g0 I2 I; t( G- H8 M, W
So go to sleep
; Z+ H3 E" {" B% P0 Q8 Y! S, }5 f% O. M6 V; O( c
There should be a better way to start a day9 F' V% o4 n* G; C, n N9 `0 E
Than waking up every morning- E- n* Z9 l! p s; P
7 X4 s! x, Y0 ?/ x, t' ]
"Hard work never killed anybody"1 L2 C) `2 O. i" H
But why take the risk0 V7 T5 t+ L& Q8 a; W
, _* s$ C- Q6 ~/ k7 R, K
"Work fascinates me"! K1 q X, G! Y" j" _. D% k$ o4 D& p
I can look at it for hours
; h6 y4 H+ V2 w& X' X9 G8 l
* b7 h$ M+ D8 SGod made relatives;5 t* U( J1 W; B5 q
Thank God we can choose our friends.- G* z! ~" b4 G2 f& f
5 X- L5 C% M2 k" _" l! iThe more you learn, the more you know,
, w3 M3 M* F3 x; M; D' e& Z4 EThe more you know, the more you forget5 V/ I7 R# a& K2 d) m3 U; N
The more you forget, the less you know9 O; \ {: {2 T" |, t3 {. ?
So.. why learn.
7 E v% a- c$ U
) c7 D$ {1 a5 T8 t8 R5 c2 w# TA bus station is where a bus stops.
1 _6 W, K0 R; e6 | jA train station is where a train stops.7 s8 [& |- D8 C9 A k/ w
On my desk, I have a work station....
' y1 x! u' d3 ]6 L. Lwhat more can I say........
! M+ D r7 l& d1 p: { |
|