Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
  ?- r" u/ P7 ]6 ~/ |0 `8 ^6 }it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
3 f  e' Y- [& w" z6 J5 @( Xit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
2 z1 T, d5 x1 h! aeducation ruined me.

+ ^- J* f; G5 q* lPractice makes perfect....
" n) |, J" ^$ _+ b, e  b- HBut nobody's perfect......
6 e+ W# W+ a7 Vso why practice?

7 j5 z! a1 U2 T! k5 ]If it's true that we are here to help others,
3 R" b* H9 |/ v2 s7 H  bthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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. w. q; r! R5 n$ E+ uHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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( `8 R, X8 q( @1 y1 n7 X7 Y8 ZOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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3 G" D; P( a" M2 D9 CBehind every successful man, there is a woman
& m% Z/ {; y! a; c7 M2 O2 DAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

1 q1 }  T* b6 [1 s1 |' {Every man should marry.
8 j% N/ {: j- ?" T2 F8 EAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
6 P$ x( [3 p" [, k* ^5 o# [" j& `- rlife.
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5 I) e) e: J5 c0 EThe wise never marry.
- r. Y- T" f% Land when they marry they become otherwise.
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( {& ~- T% s" Z+ S6 J1 ~9 RSuccess is a relative term.
4 y. K+ G- V3 j: ^6 H# KIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
) N( B- F9 Y5 v9 ~# C. s# }8 qwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
- \0 J0 S- R4 W" }So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

3 `- E+ g" y, k' U" b! |6 Y, ~4 V, C"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
. M3 V( i: r, W( s! D5 Y! EI can look at it for hours
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+ [; `* @% P- t9 O* K% pGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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7 Q" q: \( P9 F, s% lThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 x0 H( a. E9 B9 p+ hThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
+ k4 n; @# }* k. c8 I4 G3 Z7 eSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
5 U8 x, Q% B- u6 o6 }- rwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^