Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
6 Z& o; U1 M/ ?' T; h) R: wit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
: m* |8 F+ N3 d5 U: W, B+ @% C+ eeducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
4 Q. d( C6 G, pBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
/ K& K) y; r; x: A( t4 ~7 e) D& t
! |( [8 `& B" C0 F7 S+ z, [3 w7 {If it's true that we are here to help others,
/ U3 p8 z' V; I' b3 N2 ?2 {8 X( athen what exactly are the others here for?

- s+ f- N9 D. O' jSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
+ B8 C# O+ y9 x
  I0 w& `% g: _; g8 UHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
4 ?: x# a4 A: B6 @+ C; c
3 p  V: @/ c5 Q$ [8 U; D6 E1 [Money is not everything.
$ E5 F6 c" L) [2 X! P: qThere's Mastercard & Visa.
3 ]3 N0 V9 i3 G) |; n* P
One should love animals.
% k# a  l% I- G; C8 qThey are so tasty.
! f% h/ f  j0 {9 w3 ]
( J  U2 ]. q, U6 {" _$ N2 UBehind every successful man, there is a woman
9 \* `6 D( f5 ~' {, hAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 m, l' C% I9 ^. U6 ]- [
Every man should marry.
- W  R; k% j) j/ i% H4 N; e% v- HAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
+ n( C/ H1 h  [. Z8 N8 O( h0 glife.
& S! ]9 i3 ~: ~& W# T
  }0 y# o8 b$ H$ M$ V6 w6 qThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
5 _. z: l! ~0 N4 N/ B& w
3 }, b! e3 k2 O9 v+ l- F" ~Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
3 h* a9 k/ W& U0 B; Z3 G4 _
Never put off the work till tomorrow
( a) t7 j$ W4 O$ K! Bwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
; |* X5 z3 D( V: I) H& e. ]5 E
There should be a better way to start a day
. K/ C4 ^4 R- v- `  i3 T& W1 }/ GThan waking up every morning
0 X5 G. v4 W7 V5 U/ p
! z  S- ~0 K5 @"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
( T7 @5 D: }7 J; c+ h' b1 d- a
2 Q; S0 ]2 E/ C9 H: u"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
: T4 r& Z" o3 W9 j( M" h
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 ~% H* ]6 [/ ?" V
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
( V" _6 \* P( U0 ]4 Q+ X% jThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

- ^! [! S) v/ [$ P" t: [* \A bus station is where a bus stops.
, Z1 e& Y# Q7 T2 @3 dA train station is where a train stops.
* |3 a. ?# e& ^On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
8 _3 z3 ?' y3 ]& P1 Wlove it ^^