Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
# O, ?$ i  c1 Fit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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, U3 w: E/ t: `1 w; S* ^9 V' B# Z- p5 wSince light travels faster than sound,
. g; o; Q+ d* m, E2 [2 p% Qpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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  A$ m3 E. U, T# cBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
5 ^3 @( r) M& Q: PAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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5 X& a! N$ \+ K& X( a( DThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
; I" S! B7 D4 hIt brings so many relatives.
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8 O- h8 x+ i: _9 kNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. |0 O$ V) L. N  p1 ?- p3 wSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
0 \8 X3 y! u- E) F; L7 o+ CThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
% @9 G: u% X. \1 m" nBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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: z6 l  r/ ]$ c+ d3 |9 HThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
2 C/ m# f+ [3 X7 ?- p2 s0 e! c* @A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
! [# Y" C+ V" Z) [love it ^^