Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
1 g( X  u+ m2 `; Reducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
6 s  z3 I- }! [( H4 j/ PBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

' ]' S$ K1 n& k$ b. C% f) V+ x! a+ @Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
; O5 I9 l' _6 J+ OThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 R* c! b) ?* ?& u8 E7 @% M8 TAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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! S; P- z* m: O% V! s1 WEvery man should marry.
8 w( m" d( z/ G! n7 a$ B0 s* EAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
, S+ ^) V& K) v3 fand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
9 m( X/ K" S3 _+ p* M" Z0 p9 gIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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/ x. w4 R' K4 J0 R6 u"Work fascinates me"
* l( a) {, ]$ `; QI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
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, A, v( ~! W% K8 s1 T) c$ GA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
1 d4 |6 V0 `; q. R9 a7 L0 v6 i6 Xwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
; Q( K5 r. ~; j8 Alove it ^^