Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
4 s: E7 ~* [& k9 R6 K/ nit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
1 Z! O5 a1 B5 {, v0 l0 leducation ruined me.

) o- I, \# U1 [1 k  Y% gPractice makes perfect....
' H8 v3 H$ c0 }0 P/ aBut nobody's perfect......
0 P$ z/ d8 t- Wso why practice?

8 B3 R2 D( a) H: Y: ]: X- Y% {" pIf it's true that we are here to help others,
/ ?# d5 g1 J5 o4 mthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
. |* ]5 j! `, {$ Speople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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& C6 o0 G3 c: O; o0 ]% eHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

  e7 d- h( K6 T- I7 KOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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1 S) Y+ w5 d9 @Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
+ \- ^! J+ c8 J8 k; ~After all, happiness is not the only thing in
& Y, Y1 a: \6 }; p" o6 Tlife.

The wise never marry.
( c5 k# R# D) n7 s1 x+ xand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
; g5 W. @1 f! F, e* nIt brings so many relatives.
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* r% Z' ^6 ?0 l' J( Y3 QNever put off the work till tomorrow
3 I% P  D# D$ D- p5 Twhat you can put off today.
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6 P0 v- I, h& O1 \: e. }"Your future depend s on your dreams"
2 u, V/ v( C% Q. S1 H; \So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
& y' q2 `6 W  z& L* a( f) YBut why take the risk

" U" J7 @3 Q/ B"Work fascinates me"
! e9 K/ P3 M% x& s- t( VI can look at it for hours

1 e, G1 Z+ q. p! d4 I: WGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

- F3 a( \( m$ Q) NThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 n4 o  l" }3 V0 XThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

# ]; e' o+ ~, a* U( TA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
8 _1 J' y$ A' I; K% h5 tOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
) v5 n; A' Y6 Z5 m, s5 y5 H! llove it ^^