Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
  |) I2 g* r  P4 J5 D, Rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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  M5 }$ S* f5 oI was born intelligent -
# |2 k  T" Z( weducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
2 C3 C- Q# L. e# J! V5 Lso why practice?
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9 }0 I' F0 }  {  ~" }If it's true that we are here to help others,
/ q( j% G" a" a) Cthen what exactly are the others here for?
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0 p: D5 H$ g. S+ ]1 j" b1 }Since light travels faster than sound,
* \2 V# J" ^9 c" ypeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

0 j6 Y8 P6 g4 p+ ?, o6 mHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
# D2 Z+ w/ s  m7 M6 y# J  XThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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7 Y: u& t9 g; ^9 KThe wise never marry.
4 i4 T7 o5 s9 @and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
9 q; ]& e/ [: I9 C/ VIt brings so many relatives.

/ F7 V. G6 ^0 P- e6 `" i9 I# rNever put off the work till tomorrow
5 Y4 J$ z/ B, B% Xwhat you can put off today.
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8 }9 T; {) D0 E! v6 A2 j"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

8 Y  L% s2 f7 o5 J( N$ z- q+ r' l"Hard work never killed anybody"
, n) g% |3 K- P6 k% L9 C- }But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
* Q+ B8 g: d5 ]& L: l/ Z1 ]) RI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
8 D% m" O- t+ [! C3 t% q6 AThank God we can choose our friends.
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% M. K: `! w7 Y. e! q* f/ {The more you learn, the more you know,
3 ]3 K- c8 p( Q5 J7 v$ TThe more you know, the more you forget
* K$ ^7 x9 o( h/ l: j9 \The more you forget, the less you know
$ T* y0 h' W* c0 T  Y  ]8 s4 z9 nSo.. why learn.
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8 E4 L$ m: _" @  J2 o/ H8 SA bus station is where a bus stops.
6 M7 M1 c3 K' z$ c, y* x, r, oA train station is where a train stops.
' v6 _, d& Z  N: E% mOn my desk, I have a work station....
( o' |/ P! T9 s( j4 nwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^