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$ X& P4 G; Q! \* Z8 E. y3 ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 n2 O3 `( @6 K# x3 L0 oMaria: Here it is. 2 R- Y9 d* }4 v$ l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 ^% Q2 ~+ \+ ]) @, |1 J9 I
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1 g# V1 S+ T5 V/ x5 k k7 ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& v& [2 d9 F ~2 K2 {John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 r( D% g( v0 u' QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + _! W2 W; S" `% x7 c# f7 C4 C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 K* ^' H3 l4 t# `Teacher: No, that's wrong
' r' l, }+ A* E' YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 g5 h% x0 ^3 K/ v/ t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - H, Y& j# `* D ]; M
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " J K% u9 D! C2 L8 ^$ x- f, W
Teacher: What are you talking about? % _. u" c& G$ k: C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % @ K& t6 A) w% N( o) O7 v
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' B5 x8 s2 S# |5 Y! u/ b VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. t# u9 s8 l' G8 z2 A3 J1 Y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - m0 L) m! r! U
Millie: I is... ! M) w) S0 H" N: \6 z3 Z: G' l# N: t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : O# E8 J3 S0 }$ a T0 C/ @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* R: U% `( U, z- f7 C' n. B3 @. bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! l& x5 }$ L# ?3 l
- K/ A/ U ~& @/ h, N) o1 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 c& o" c4 W" t' Q2 u. m! U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 a; }, Y' @, u4 ?6 y, K- @. C/ z
: }) X( r; ~/ z C1 M$ NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 F1 M+ z3 X# P) s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; W+ p6 G% x5 ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 [" E- q" \2 V- X- q7 fHarold: A teacher 6 I8 s! u7 [5 N# F5 K7 u& O! h
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