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! {$ [. y7 C* f3 c. }5 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ `* M4 B$ z, O& F6 V2 z- R: rMaria: Here it is.
" @0 [8 F' ^+ a/ P* w$ I+ f0 eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! v$ W% u* W; b8 M5 g- `Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ D) n# Z' D; S0 `1 @4 B+ z4 dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & g5 \1 h+ {" F2 v) n$ @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- k# q9 Z9 w/ ]4 IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . t, v8 ~5 @4 e% Z: P, K
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 C" ?2 D2 m# r/ g6 CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 h, X! j& Q& U- S
8 d8 h: H4 ?0 o j0 H3 N; GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) l' D4 R9 \% {" d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, _) C! |: P1 T" h. ?% X* z0 PTeacher: What are you talking about?
/ ]' `* D6 _, Q7 |4 pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 H! ^ q; ]; v6 g" T4 ?
" ?1 \1 w$ x( _4 o" D& ]% K: `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 L, }3 t1 h2 }% E9 A4 x+ n$ }$ @$ EWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + i8 g; h* k5 U/ l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : B2 u) k, W' V. G
+ J' m" I. W+ e2 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 I1 \% ~8 M. Y: @( u' e& z3 wMillie: I is... 0 y5 Q/ L- g3 f7 I- m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 O: a* |* `% z* U8 i( I* G7 O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : a8 F9 k. y9 K* J2 M
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 e' j5 R4 u+ a" c$ u1 U0 F. VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( G2 t8 R& F# d, r
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : ?$ ]% L: ]8 h+ N+ z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ \: p$ g9 z3 k1 L! W& ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : i" N1 i/ d f9 [$ \3 \+ a, l1 R' C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % D/ T5 {! i8 p
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 I0 R4 t% Z1 ~4 b
Harold: A teacher
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