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' l/ L6 n9 F9 E- uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# f; C4 b( L1 ]4 w- L0 NMaria: Here it is.
. z) m5 Y; S8 {4 g8 o+ STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; ?% L* q" x. f4 j ^Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 }. y. r3 _. Z1 t0 l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) F1 Y m) n1 l* _8 c& R" v' \2 e
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 \# L2 H N+ l6 w' m5 Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 z \, Y' p1 J" G% T. F* _Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 o! J. ]! a- Y2 x1 bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 U- Z6 k. |$ n, P. a- ^
# H- F1 a# w5 y5 e6 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & P# @' S8 p; |4 F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" w3 A) |+ [) B0 D* ATeacher: What are you talking about?
, W' K6 a; T# P7 Z+ YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 c$ s: G1 g9 |6 U# g) ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + E! p5 [4 A# K* D
Winnie: Me!
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8 U5 C, _( g1 j3 z, I% F3 ITeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 @# M; j* G: P1 J0 G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& K+ z2 c- E# B- S7 N2 u* ~" eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . ^0 T# i8 }+ C( l' S4 }6 m$ B1 R
Millie: I is...
+ K+ F" }2 Z! |# v$ A! nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ J2 I( w7 C+ F) p" KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 J) N" p5 ~8 n n2 I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 K! B+ G: |2 eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 Y4 z2 G& ~% Z" V" P7 w: Z
3 t5 p% I/ [' h6 ]$ ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( Q' n+ j" b# g! n. t8 ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( k" U. Z" O$ o
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 Q1 R7 ~( e+ ?" `1 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " S& z9 @$ P& t/ S7 L3 D% B
Harold: A teacher
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