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u, z" r7 t+ B" r3 XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 v3 K+ I, a5 u. k3 }2 z, w0 pMaria: Here it is. " L( B4 d) T9 _+ ^. c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; @* @* l; B2 n3 h" ]Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# M. x; N# ~6 B4 M8 d- p6 `; y6 G* aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' m8 V6 ] F+ e4 c# b- o
1 E1 w! t: u; i: u$ P" mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 p; f, s2 ?! W) v) E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( a- [! i1 U: n4 T7 A/ D6 iTeacher: No, that's wrong ' A+ v/ ]( V9 S$ t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# `) U( m" ] N3 g" l9 tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 ^1 ^ ~. C( P: q9 l2 u/ ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. , l% h1 H9 W$ F
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; G# p8 h! X- p. W4 z) P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ s3 O9 H# M3 d/ LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 M. P' U Z8 Q) a. ~% EWinnie: Me!
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$ Z. T4 X3 L- V2 Q8 q/ ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , \. y. s. ]/ `0 z( y4 r" w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' B2 k3 h2 b. g) O# ~
V$ o3 C% w8 v! E+ {) [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* `- L+ T9 n- p* r+ lMillie: I is... / q* o7 L- W5 c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 T7 ]: Q: K/ Y, N/ }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " U2 v3 l1 P- G* d& R/ w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 H) z0 g: V6 k# cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 S7 h1 D: S: s& n: jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 m: T. K* `6 Q, a0 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& s: K' z" v, a7 t( l& w/ PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - _" x$ ^9 F# P/ j* W. H9 j
; w: p) \& Z* V" E7 hTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 C1 K0 E1 I& |Harold: A teacher 9 t I0 h) H ~! T7 [
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