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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 N: c4 b( S0 l5 d. c5 g* bMaria: Here it is. 0 T8 l/ Z5 G: d6 G" o+ z3 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ S/ ]9 ^4 f# e6 q1 FClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ Y' p, @0 r5 ?$ J$ W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 ?, u9 P/ r1 ^& z' |; V# zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 Y5 T5 u+ m4 Z* c# d# uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + w' K) o! O/ S Z# E9 ]5 l6 l0 F6 Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 N y9 S1 F+ FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" ~1 z4 x4 k5 f- ~' D5 N' NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # ?) v+ L3 k+ \0 \% d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, C% ^. k) W; A2 ~ X8 Z8 fTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 @! V8 m0 X; z) l' d- D/ TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- Q" U, P# U; Z! i$ v! j) e* X! A" kWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! C% Y& T: s. V3 Q5 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' k) v% L) ~# O% K, d' T# u/ O
" ?: ?, L$ \& h1 j, @! o0 l MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & a" [( @* W# @7 P' h
Millie: I is... . z9 E, Y; w& L* k6 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : G' @; N A, c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + O8 ~1 a1 R' A9 C9 ?+ a q/ ?
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 Q3 w8 ?2 W% m2 B1 N- A$ {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& q3 [1 m! C; |& {0 |Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 F; M- X6 s2 _+ R8 S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ @2 c0 `1 ^8 z$ M( C, ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; C* e: F+ d7 \: y' z* u
Harold: A teacher 7 w3 h$ |' K" `4 M+ Q
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