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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # _, i1 P' t: A' _
Maria: Here it is.
& _) d9 {! E4 }3 F% f/ yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % n0 f7 ~% A) M: {* i& {
Class: Maria. 5 p) H5 g3 |' O) L* Z
! V& K" t# c# ]9 d+ V& z, \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , ?! B& @, F' f: w2 a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 q$ S+ V8 D! D1 [% M
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; s/ b% x; J* E) g# d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 ]1 i; J- _& \+ ^3 D1 J8 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' u8 v3 G; O2 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : S6 ]5 K6 `) Y1 U
+ a: P, _; w& K% i6 t" bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * `+ A8 c+ t$ E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 ?0 ~$ u! m" k
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 f+ p: d2 C: f: t: tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! ?! N3 ?/ P7 UWinnie: Me! 2 `6 S- N5 @# r% S
1 k7 D: c- q; w1 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 L' E+ L' p+ A4 U: _+ V+ n0 w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: T7 ?8 _5 D' C3 X; bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * v, n4 i( _: s8 L8 a; v6 K
Millie: I is...
6 q- W t8 }5 H% ~- eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, p% z/ V6 ?; b0 LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) U; y) i5 u; v, p' o, Q+ l0 ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? p4 r; _& ^2 ?4 l! z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . {$ s" w, H: ?* R8 j0 Q3 {
3 S& Z$ Z* g! K* g+ l! H* LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 q6 \0 s- R: z7 @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : ?7 s" f/ m6 Z" F3 ?* Q2 @# _
0 ~% t$ c5 q) J/ xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - t% t" Z% j% X5 @0 G( r
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 R2 o8 b; Q/ {2 L3 p" CHarold: A teacher
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