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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
b1 ?. N) ?! ^3 |5 TMaria: Here it is.
4 Z0 k1 e* F3 y5 V( _! _( ?( z" \1 [Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( |/ d" t9 B& o4 Y. i# M; I4 SClass: Maria. 2 n8 W/ Q, E" Q+ E, v3 B+ v) L
* F- n1 e9 }- ~- S& b$ aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; F) v" `" X2 RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) u9 k r8 \2 [- S. i9 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 |' D$ y$ [$ ?. M' e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) B$ V# ^5 m5 @. NGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % g2 C0 R. a( M" g4 u+ E
2 d5 G: t4 r4 {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " B X$ r7 U$ ^. `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ s+ D4 z3 e( @( rTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 k/ D' f- [$ R* @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 e+ N! s4 z5 V! V B
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 b' Z: c9 m1 t" d
Winnie: Me! : U8 n0 K) n) q; j9 o
. `' z0 m7 i8 c. c; D; ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- ]: e* { l# ~/ O& F- kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% R5 W7 T' `. ?6 bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, v7 k' U' j$ F! p. V) J# p6 LMillie: I is... : x1 }% `0 p; J" ?9 |4 d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 r" _: G j* ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / M& a% z5 E( s3 w2 Q6 @: y$ [. P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : o+ A! j6 d- X1 r- |" T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ Q" O+ j7 t) v2 ?0 T3 }' C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& w6 i9 a: K- n" Z6 I; T3 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 L' R" z& t3 Z1 e
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ }( ~8 Z, q4 [3 r; x' v5 c6 ZHarold: A teacher 9 F% A0 Q3 K$ P+ k g* E% H! m
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