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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, T; t! ]. f/ ^$ P+ L: vMaria: Here it is.
6 `, T" w$ ]5 g9 @8 H- gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , R, F" i9 F5 Z! E
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) T# x. O' Q0 a; U) _! iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) D. h1 i, [, l' g) iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 ^+ o: u: [% v
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # g. l1 S! B9 [7 ]0 @! W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 w6 W$ X& g. f1 Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' Y1 ]) v6 }: _$ h, W1 U% ?3 j# L y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 r/ E" }. t* R; w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & }/ O6 x I( \2 z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, M9 ?9 O/ f; [" b# _Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 b) y! m4 t# G: l, k k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 Y T; r) } ^, \5 `- I8 p+ ~9 ^3 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
k1 l! T, p; T s5 b+ B! EWinnie: Me! 6 {, }8 x+ f% f6 U9 M' f
8 ^! k! G- G7 L5 m$ k2 [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 R$ s% u, M& ?! F. p
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ `' P: b" A* R7 H; ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." {9 H) S% ?/ V" C. a. w2 g
Millie: I is... 1 N, f) @; O9 S% z; [3 C* W( v9 [! l( d0 }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + w" x+ g, J2 E/ Z9 h3 T' r1 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 m* B' r6 a! s. |( ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- `. T2 S6 R, Y6 |$ h. S ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 x7 Z, y4 ?1 N
+ S, X* |6 J, `& H1 z% c# OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( i/ c' `5 Q0 ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: `9 Q: D v# J2 O0 BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 \( E; [4 }5 K! R1 {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , d$ b8 ~6 M: t* j
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 U+ l- K4 z0 i4 Y" D" h, u: mHarold: A teacher
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