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' k3 `* f o7 z6 a1 o7 xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / [. B, q/ ]. a6 L$ h7 e% k
Maria: Here it is. 8 D: D2 W( t$ ^* u. @$ F& p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ R. [( b/ l! ?5 gClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / R6 Q" y- t( \. \; `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( C4 U1 A, r4 e nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & p; u& _8 `6 |4 Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; B2 x; d: g# L6 R0 N. jTeacher: No, that's wrong
( q" z, ~+ O5 D4 x3 mGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + b& z& `. v4 t, T
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 q. l) `' \8 H; E. S+ xDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! V; o% k" f& t! |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* M2 r! ]% ^ C" K$ RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 h* U& x7 z! JWinnie: Me! ' @# [% C& r$ V2 U# w6 k% \0 b
' z" O& A; m$ eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - T0 h4 B$ w5 j3 {4 b. m( Y$ ~8 @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" v5 {- @1 p# h. H9 D# q3 [9 \5 ~Millie: I is... ! b# J8 |2 K+ I+ U+ z7 G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( q2 Y( }% G! {1 n- G7 h q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & ?6 u7 `( P/ r7 Y" y, r. s
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) j5 ` J- m5 Y: i( E! zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" {9 @( z+ k- DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 U+ ?3 d! p5 j9 y& M2 w& bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' v/ ?! i) }8 h! z4 f: STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 d% @; D$ k* p& S" w& TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 E6 c) U( C/ g F
: ]+ n* h" e' j# i% b. g u. ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 P4 b0 I i* _+ n/ r) B( @! o
Harold: A teacher
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