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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'2 ?8 d' b; ]7 }7 t
The girl said: NO!'
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' W% s% O( }5 Q3 O+ O$ i2 r+ WAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: P$ Z, Y8 M7 A7 p( v& h/ H" A2 [$ JDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) S" k' z7 O- }/ Y2 j
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 Z' K N# f4 C9 @3 t: ~: R* t
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had: O& `. V, E8 w0 |7 ~6 T N; c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& ]7 ], h" }- v7 u& w; n
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* T {! O1 {6 Z, _2 }8 L3 y; y1 o" Y# M
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 N% m# s; D5 U4 @0 \6 NSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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