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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'2 ?8 d' b; ]7 }7 t
The girl said: NO!'
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' W% s% O( }5 Q3 O+ O$ i2 r+ WAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: P$ Z, Y8 M7 A7 p( v& h/ H" A2 [$ JDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) S" k' z7 O- }/ Y2 j
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 Z' K  N# f4 C9 @3 t: ~: R* t
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had: O& `. V, E8 w0 |7 ~6 T  N; c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& ]7 ], h" }- v7 u& w; n
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* T  {! O1 {6 Z, _2 }8 L3 y; y1 o" Y# M
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 N% m# s; D5 U4 @0 \6 NSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 - ?; B' ?8 K8 u! B/ y- P  a
What does this story mean?

& i# g/ A1 ~$ K( W8 \4 }Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 ' G. r) J" I' W- @+ C' {2 [5 x- H
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
, m9 X9 |/ i/ ?. X3 g* bWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny0 F& n. ~  Z0 y: M. N$ v8 x
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...4 v) s# f8 _% p: ^
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
7 W- [7 [) ?2 M4 |And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
3 ^3 a# o  F# N' G) KAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 1 V* _4 {( s. @& U) |% S* A
What does this story mean?

: v! ?% [5 Z9 `+ w5 yyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
2 y* A* B2 w$ E5 l; Y* ?6 J2 N, Q2 {5 h9 Ryou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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