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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 U' ~) H/ _6 u3 T; B0 j9 G
The girl said: NO!'
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6 Q' g/ B0 v/ ]" o% p! |+ i$ A: \And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 z2 ^8 p2 y! q0 E% jDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) x) J3 p6 _$ d+ \
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- S. J3 k: E1 ^3 J9 V
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
/ J/ j4 `: n4 P' ]8 l2 Z4 \8 h% @2 nAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
& P2 r' }' M$ F: ]. ySports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 I# m6 s% e% X5 Y) oHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 s! i& Z! z8 O5 uSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ X# u7 t8 G" ~8 y; f4 f) \
+ z/ J' ?+ Y8 B5 e5 ~The End |
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