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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'6 v, q( l. G$ |
The girl said: NO!', l% |+ D$ W) T* c o8 q$ d ]
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
$ N9 B M( ]) G* YDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% ]/ l1 ]- {" D
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
G0 r& E6 g5 s; n/ F0 g) mGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 o o( N- s. ~All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 y% x9 v" w+ b( h( ~7 H1 Q% w
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( {, j- t/ J7 R$ g2 }High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
( l$ u* D9 B$ s( C3 N, n* ~7 \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; e0 S6 P, f* m& j& t( U
; X: F4 ^) z& m p4 x& SThe End |
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