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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'; o; ]0 c9 D4 n0 V8 P! j; H
The girl said: NO!'2 k' |0 q# m; L) ^
* `5 f, |# F& UAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
" ]7 f9 a( l( f% j) g' j% yDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never/ r1 N) Z( u1 e( H u
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 h( {5 @' h- g) ^Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
6 T9 o0 L1 ~4 Y+ Q+ ^, M k0 J! IAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
) G6 O. V ~3 D0 M' MSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* {) i9 x/ p- Y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 v6 k6 [0 r9 h4 T q
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& K2 t) F4 N5 }
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