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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
1 S* l5 h8 C. L" ?8 ^9 eThe girl said: NO!'# j( N: K/ g! p0 H3 j
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& D1 C+ ~. y! ]2 }Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! c+ L) R3 i6 g4 f6 GHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 ^; G5 }0 O0 T. ?1 s6 j qGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had" \; G7 y& J2 `% o3 h2 }& {
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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# L7 L& P O2 I) D7 mHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 F: [( R! d6 _7 u: x) f
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# D1 t6 }) @. a- N* g
$ _6 k) f) k6 {+ dThe End |
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