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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
& O# b+ r0 U' [8 \; r$ \- oThe girl said: NO!'
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, N! \" L1 m, }; X0 h! x2 ]5 @And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ W) ]& n4 c$ W1 a( }Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 P; }" U" \) y, g0 z5 c$ R
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ W2 j% B- i j4 l! H- D1 OGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! L6 G+ u+ p+ e& ^; JAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 A$ G4 {( q/ w4 z8 K4 V
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- D/ P; |8 g' f" W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 p3 z* i5 I4 U, N4 `( x& Q' ?1 z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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