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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ g" L0 A% d5 B. o0 ?% G
The girl said: NO!'5 W2 B/ I& H. \
7 a- Y8 z/ y1 M# S* }9 n* JAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) u% P' h; E, J" Z! JDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
4 P- n( ?& f# k! B6 MHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ h$ k. r9 P( F) T) V, QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had5 T( L8 e* C0 @2 M
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 j+ Z' ^9 T$ M! R; t$ W- C
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
: F; M) X/ I2 t9 b/ z3 ?+ A t+ cHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 v0 V- W) O" s6 m% G, BSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.6 T X. U/ ?( b
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