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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'6 v, q( l. G$ |
The girl said: NO!', l% |+ D$ W) T* c  o8 q$ d  ]
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
$ N9 B  M( ]) G* YDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% ]/ l1 ]- {" D
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
  G0 r& E6 g5 s; n/ F0 g) mGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 o  o( N- s. ~All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 y% x9 v" w+ b( h( ~7 H1 Q% w
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( {, j- t/ J7 R$ g2 }High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
( l$ u* D9 B$ s( C3 N, n* ~7 \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; e0 S6 P, f* m& j& t( U

; X: F4 ^) z& m  p4 x& SThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 : D$ O& i7 j% D2 E, w
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
2 I, j. j: y* A  l0 _5 NHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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% u8 ~2 j  V' Y4 v. |* m- S4 U% | Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
7 ?2 H1 q: \& \3 FWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
3 [/ D0 m# u# }2 M* a"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
7 @' O2 D  u7 q6 }; UAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...- i" m1 `, Z4 y
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies..." y5 d" g) o: e7 F& o
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 0 d9 Z; E1 C" S+ L7 m, Y
What does this story mean?

) i0 |1 ]( B) `% b+ F! k+ Lyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
" a" G9 R# G& G8 ]& b( c* Dyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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5 K2 {: Z, b6 @赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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" j! C8 h: f8 K: ?' C- U老杨的这句英文说的好

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- o5 F% c3 E& R; T% xWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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