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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
& O# b+ r0 U' [8 \; r$ \- oThe girl said: NO!'
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, N! \" L1 m, }; X0 h! x2 ]5 @And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ W) ]& n4 c$ W1 a( }Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 P; }" U" \) y, g0 z5 c$ R
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ W2 j% B- i  j4 l! H- D1 OGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! L6 G+ u+ p+ e& ^; JAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 A$ G4 {( q/ w4 z8 K4 V
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- D/ P; |8 g' f" W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 p3 z* i5 I4 U, N4 `( x& Q' ?1 z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
( H3 ?- r/ P3 e5 p, HWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
% P6 N% H! X" S" R2 ~Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
. ~- _8 z9 R: B3 F1 M9 T% {What does this story mean?

6 m4 p4 a2 C+ @老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
7 m* F1 `" F# i5 g: Y"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
" D% z& @  E& I" K: w3 mAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
5 `3 ?7 I9 v  R4 ^: p+ EAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
% y8 E3 |/ h' h' R9 R) IAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ; x% T/ q' ]6 E3 D' y
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 / R! ?; N8 e5 ]% S
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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* }# N& B; _8 X! W/ V赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 2 X; ^2 x) f' t7 E9 T  _$ x, S5 \$ y
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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" M$ u# M% `) a1 H. KWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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