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Will you marry me?

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ J: A4 l  F2 g! m8 i! w
The girl said: NO!'* t" H2 C# y$ ~5 u) ]; \
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
; D8 N' r. x9 f9 C# e  V0 _) nDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 A: V! v, M' {) `4 b
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 p( ~/ Z! M! F8 a& b& V9 bGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had4 f, ]0 t7 t  D$ h$ q( g; _
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% {$ v  }6 s5 q: h. O
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& b. e) E% L, Q  P; O
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- Y/ B8 ~& |, ^2 c/ z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
大型搬家
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 - R( N0 p* S/ ~6 Q% ?8 o1 l
What does this story mean?

# U# F" A: H* `1 k' P+ Z4 sMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
; p7 x$ {  q1 bHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
鲜花(13) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
鲜花(43) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 6 r# u6 }; M# |
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny) Y5 c' m( A* _* n8 Y# R
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
6 ]% J% x+ V! R* p' a+ h2 JAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
4 F4 c+ W1 y8 `" a# `( z0 [And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
& o/ B9 V' {' N, @And her job is secure forever...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
+ P, t: I6 F8 n* L# G5 }6 ^What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
) \+ @# d& n, P( Q3 y& fyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 ( O- W0 {) W$ H  _% T
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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& c) f/ N; b% X* EWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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