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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. D$ `7 \. d5 f/ M( ~ m) U
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had9 t& W2 ~5 ]9 u6 \ @
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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