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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 U' ~) H/ _6 u3 T; B0 j9 G
The girl said: NO!'
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6 Q' g/ B0 v/ ]" o% p! |+ i$ A: \And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 z2 ^8 p2 y! q0 E% jDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) x) J3 p6 _$ d+ \
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- S. J3 k: E1 ^3 J9 V
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
/ J/ j4 `: n4 P' ]8 l2 Z4 \8 h% @2 nAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
& P2 r' }' M$ F: ]. ySports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 I# m6 s% e% X5 Y) oHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 s! i& Z! z8 O5 uSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ X# u7 t8 G" ~8 y; f4 f) \

+ z/ J' ?+ Y8 B5 e5 ~The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
. {" s7 L4 U; u. Q/ Y4 uWhat does this story mean?

4 m4 _: z$ ^! F9 }6 BMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
) Y3 P3 v" ]: u& g$ _+ dHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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7 a" H; `" v, Q" E( A Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
4 m9 Z) R3 o9 ?6 s" k1 V% YWhat does this story mean?

, V4 j. E* w' I9 Z! I- n/ }/ q3 S老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
8 g) k  F% D6 \1 p# L"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
  I* M. Q1 O- h9 T7 w' WAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
. \: E/ c8 a/ ]% P% t8 vAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
# r8 B& R6 W' M' N" m/ ]And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
8 E8 b1 y1 d; c. K( d& aWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
: s" L. A0 C2 ~1 uyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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) ]( `- Q5 V6 Y7 K/ s. d1 }' G) L赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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( k: `7 g) I# `. F5 e( V3 lWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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