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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ J: A4 l F2 g! m8 i! w
The girl said: NO!'* t" H2 C# y$ ~5 u) ]; \
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
; D8 N' r. x9 f9 C# e V0 _) nDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 A: V! v, M' {) `4 b
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 p( ~/ Z! M! F8 a& b& V9 bGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had4 f, ]0 t7 t D$ h$ q( g; _
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% {$ v }6 s5 q: h. O
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& b. e) E% L, Q P; O
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- Y/ B8 ~& |, ^2 c/ z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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