A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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; F6 u5 C( D5 d& F  ?% pmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!
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. G5 L- c$ }2 |6 t" n2 D" SI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
# C2 n; a0 E8 w7 zdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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  ~: B+ h# T. a+ K2 a& ^6 T; t"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
2 m' p- L7 C' C) J9 D9 O! L) Xleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
' I- m1 s2 n, o' U# S: t/ H+ J这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
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sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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+ |2 ]* s1 h- Z) ^; ^shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
' ~. [/ W& m% W, r觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

* c( {3 f- j5 U: y6 ^/ b" uRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
+ j$ O! u4 n% C5 n6 x这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
6 p6 F6 \6 i2 ?5 [9 S' t4 h8 c觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
4 e2 ^  c/ `/ Q7 F& @3 M, r! }1 JI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
# H. \% E& ^; K( |3 I3 n5 x& T  qGood understanding!

eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

1# 没心没肺

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

1# 没心没肺

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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