A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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" c# h/ X- X, d1 t: M: JThen the panda said "Hey!
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3 ]& }0 S, b- i' P0 }. {9 C+ AI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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1 M1 O# S) @7 U% |manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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, Z; s. \2 E- M' Q"Eats shoots and leaves"

/ \: X2 Q5 ]' U/ Z! Q: c& W& `shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
9 ?9 Q# ~' {5 y6 j$ o: V2 Aleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
' v! J- S8 e3 G6 T* D. G: G. o这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


5 c" R5 A# Y) l"Eats shoots and leaves"

! v1 c2 H+ ?  T$ B0 S9 cshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
0 J: o0 ?: I- B' y  X5 N7 ~9 gleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
7 P0 L. l  {* c这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
4 W9 B) A8 Y/ d1 x& x# }觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

$ y* F# \9 d. n! A6 p# i$ Thow smart you are!
2 e% j' h5 M3 uI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
  {$ e+ K2 K0 Y- _; }' g2 XGood understanding!

2 ?* @% F) u6 s6 Veats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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