A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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' t9 Z, e5 m. ~' J9 K- a3 n"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
& O7 ]8 V2 T: P( o) W. A这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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4 f/ ^/ c  V3 r1 B0 s9 T/ V, g7 o1 v不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

, \: {' {+ A' s8 ?. r, j) wshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
5 M5 `& F+ w: h+ X; h觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

, r  a+ s* [2 i% r+ J) v1 vRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
+ j3 Q$ ^2 S  m; }: p2 X8 K# F1 rleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
5 @8 y. j4 A- b9 o+ b这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
7 Y* z. n9 f8 `* n6 ~& |5 h觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
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9 [6 R. D( a6 h! ^9 Beats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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