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Marriage viewpoint 5 Y1 `7 W1 T; W* V
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got4 L" L9 m- M* t8 Z$ X* Q
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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- p& [3 H+ y1 {9 Q1 z# u* w9 d7 ]'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot+ T& q8 G/ S- V0 e/ e. \! B5 y
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would; F( e* i8 r$ j% h
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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9 v/ |5 C$ ?; X$ ?Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in" N5 u9 o5 I7 y, O
a hurry. |
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