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Marriage viewpoint
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7 e' }. i3 R' v, ~& JWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day/ M# d8 W! I' O8 Y4 D' e
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
. K) z% ~! o8 o: Z, L! ], {) }slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
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0 b1 k/ f- p* V! r* f" z'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma; h/ _: a- `% j9 M+ j5 G# x
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping- R' Z. D% c D/ K( J7 Y
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.! O% r% e; J9 ]5 l. c' \' ^% x
( g: h$ @5 `, E, N6 t1 N4 eAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in) v9 w3 {$ y6 r9 j7 Y0 P
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