Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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1 T4 Y* [* h) X3 o6 `We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
0 x1 B; [* f! z6 |silk pajamas.'
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/ V+ r. D- H- O' y" b, {The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& S" V) q5 J0 y- eThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

) Q0 Q. G, I  M$ k1 a0 WHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& i( v# [8 M, I6 T, jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........