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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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: p! a2 ^5 e8 m% a# G! XWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
% H% g: c* S' F. j m4 O: yPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
, X. C3 M# \' U9 r4 w' ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &) _: ~8 \3 N, Q E. p3 W
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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* q: k- a' B% }+ d3 a) ]The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
/ v* r1 ]8 X: p" U, dexactly what her husband asked.( {6 z5 _. |% i
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?5 `+ O- t: t! e4 y) [: s
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
% e6 a2 _# w: ?3 }% m/ c" \% Kdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?' l; o: V; g3 G" ]
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; w, n* @$ o& b2 j/ @1 c) gThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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