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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go# i1 |. l# u/ O N& S
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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2 v! c8 O% x; Z8 \" FWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
2 I6 f+ Y0 m, s8 r* T- t" oPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a. W- X P% A' \( J9 G' C1 U
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &7 C4 i' r. h# _7 u V/ z# e5 Z3 F
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue" s* m- R' Z5 d u* p3 A
silk pajamas.'
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+ n& C, u w/ I `The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did0 o* p( C* ?* C: S' K
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.! g4 C6 V) N# A: x
, R: Z- [, ]/ r+ o3 D. l) U/ KThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?9 ]- O' v+ M7 w' O* P" }) ^4 P
6 A6 K8 a0 F& P; G: @6 l$ S' dHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: M9 g: q& ^. fdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'1 P8 C5 h' V: B' d" U
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* y* c$ V! G" F: o$ {/ g& ~ XThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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