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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go4 U+ P1 ^7 S! t$ e) {8 G
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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5 t. K" N' t: q, k! X! w( cWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that' T& r" L' h7 W
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a9 W2 \0 q/ h0 Y% B; Y+ a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
7 N6 C8 I j3 p6 ~I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue3 ^: J$ `' M1 N' s& v" v
silk pajamas.'( K; `/ U/ u) X: s5 U, B1 H
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did. ?8 m" e( S% O% g% c
exactly what her husband asked.
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3 C' V* l9 F0 K ^7 r0 vThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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+ d4 S2 r$ _2 l6 d5 J ^0 z. ~4 L) {The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?( `6 g% h& R: h- g: k
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why7 x$ k' _7 A$ W! X) ]: s& V
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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( v& u2 W" L+ G0 f; Q$ nThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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