Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- j* l% u9 i0 K7 c, `fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
6 J3 W7 \9 l8 g. N/ o7 T. i8 aweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
4 K" Q* U/ g! s. O* qI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

: u% l& t3 ~0 [1 }/ w. ]: hThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
9 I, `! X+ v8 G4 Lexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

9 E* q4 b1 k; w, Y" D0 `  MHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
/ Y9 @/ ]6 h6 X5 ?$ z* ]' x; adidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
: D, ~' p8 h( D5 W$ I) ?smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........