Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
% I$ V5 d' g; ~9 H" U. Yfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. f. N, S3 @6 }; |  A0 ]: bPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( m* p0 w6 Z% D8 j* G& G1 Uweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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& b4 n; Z! C4 Y: @The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& H  T7 A& j- H5 {" n9 JThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

6 f) O1 E5 `7 h$ xHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
4 k/ L! |( `# ]+ A5 t2 p2 cdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........