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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go$ C) l+ I5 \& M
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.; u( f; K& b) D! e1 _: K) e
) ~' Q+ z; o0 `! jWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that8 X2 s& h; M. q9 ~
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a7 h: }- I1 i$ Z* B: C9 \
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; g5 E( E8 r" @- UI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
; _6 c! l& ?5 j0 [3 f8 V& O7 ]silk pajamas.'0 [/ i$ [* G9 c) S4 ^. P5 \0 S* y
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did) Q$ V r$ r4 ?
exactly what her husband asked.+ r+ d/ n5 h4 f/ `, R+ r2 J; Y; L
. V4 g! E- h, [) Z* {' _The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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g; y/ O8 d9 t2 m& U! hThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?% r) Y6 v: J6 f- |
& u# r; g- P' b' wHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why. E! i, h# f+ g) n/ V/ E: }$ S) b6 R
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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