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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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4 s$ Q8 \/ P6 }) d2 xTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.6 K. p6 h% z: w3 N% U: c/ P
M4 `4 F$ D O$ X+ ?Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
6 b1 \4 z1 _$ d$ Z& Y) bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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) o" @" D. x' L7 {( dGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 3 T c8 @3 }: U7 _, {2 ^, q! u
, h8 |$ O1 W- b+ xWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.0 g+ S$ n. p* e* d( ^$ S, g
5 a: N; z9 K1 T/ N0 KCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9 u1 G$ U/ s f$ l) c# [9 G
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.# R$ m) @8 u. O6 D+ |
" U( m5 ? Z! q2 cShave armpits and legs.8 k' L0 C# w; Z+ k4 Q! M( F
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Turn off shower.+ `4 F8 Y+ ~6 V+ w: _% u
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.; W, u; c8 L! a1 b
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. % ?7 _1 [& _+ m* @6 z* e0 s
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. : p- e4 U1 q2 q7 r
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. * Q4 S; b& L- X2 m" g9 s, q
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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& H E" z" ?: u) K/ P1 g5 DHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ; [. s, E1 w7 G5 K7 q9 C& K: ?
3 q2 a& ]# F( u2 L: CWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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0 \! i7 x% `4 A& @ N1 ]Look at your manly physique in the mirror. # I7 u6 D9 f& O9 g
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. & b7 @2 n- F) ~6 ?$ e. _; p }
+ S2 z/ r9 x: G- Z6 y/ i& O* Y! U' pGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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\0 g! ~! ^, ]4 H, f2 l3 X. KBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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+ E L4 h; f q( c" r! Q5 bFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ; N9 E, ?* b8 l" M: ]' w; m. g
( ~( W: w! Z- t9 L/ M* Z9 w, Q& lWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 4 Z' Z9 U3 _1 l! V) r& N4 s
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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+ H D8 ~) P" q% c9 d4 EPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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( a1 M* l) w7 q* a) GAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ! R- y* V6 t! @/ ~( X
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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+ {+ S6 q# b; h$ o2 f. SReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. / ^, @ n" |$ B+ N( [$ P! c! }' C
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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