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Kids in Church; ]# Q* D! |" K
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3-year-old Reese :$ O$ f5 l" ?0 H4 e! c
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,0 R5 f4 B8 v' X. Q. u Q! n( Q! ^
Harold is his name.
F- `- W9 n* n: ~; I) ^Amen."
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( X$ a' u' o8 `( o7 W' jA little boy was overheard praying:* ^$ O+ l, W) J* ?+ s! g
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% [: u( |3 O) |: O# g9 E/ s5 p
don't worry about it.# ?: F/ K* I G3 }+ F
I'm having a real good time like I am."; Z! p- w5 h! x" j. ~
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After the christening of his baby brother
" u5 b; U3 @4 j+ r3 s; `% z/ `5 min church, Jason sobbed all the way home! y2 Q) O3 I& ~8 M1 H7 G8 s E
in the back seat of the car. His father asked/ m j/ s! x( u$ Y3 D( I
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 \6 A4 X# y* ^2 T: X: V- Rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
5 f: \ z8 x9 E3 S: l/ ]% Cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted8 _* x5 S: O" D) }$ t# |# c4 M8 M
to stay with you guys."6 r2 t% \: w8 ]9 e
0 @9 Q) _8 l" l6 SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
3 x# ?+ V, j7 i0 ^"And forgive us our trash baskets as$ T9 q/ i. w" O* g
we forgive those who put trash in our( K6 A) r" c% Z1 R+ H* m
baskets."
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* b. r. V8 u* Y# Z0 W iA Sunday school teacher asked her4 ~$ p, u1 |* v% `, G
children as they were on the way to" I8 m3 i: ~6 X- j6 W8 Y) O9 a& U
Church service, "and why is it necessary
( ?8 r" x$ D+ j; c" Kto be quiet in Church?"
4 o' \% H6 J: r: ?8 BOne bright little girl replied,
3 q( `$ C6 x# x( T" k+ M"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 v+ Y6 J! {) b# F2 a" dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( F- m+ R! e" c4 C! v: _
The boys began to argue over who would7 h+ F9 X2 e. s' e4 K
get the first pancake.. m) _1 U; l8 e. N- K9 X
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
0 \; Q1 J6 @4 O% w$ O* I) `moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
6 e5 A1 L# N0 [would say, 'Let my brother have the
( f9 Q% o% I( V0 R8 \* C4 c+ Pfirst pancake, I can wait' ."3 m% f; a" S) k5 m5 d9 y' W' ]7 G
Kevin turned to his younger brother and6 K# Y, p7 ~6 n' z3 o/ Y) ~( D
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"1 b/ ~$ w9 {3 i- D- \, a# _. `
' h1 }: m2 Q! k6 z9 lA father was at the beach with his children: ^- @5 z. B! L6 Q4 _ ^
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ S8 E q) n7 R0 W+ v% C8 l$ ?) R
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. W1 S# t1 }; f: N2 m& X
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ k$ K; q+ j! V6 `. T) p7 f9 `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 y1 c4 {7 O r# | K1 h"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 C, E+ x3 p% r( U! n
The boy thought a moment and then said,
& M" `8 k i8 w/ [6 ]; ~; f/ V"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.* D' R5 C) E% B6 ^% X
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 |; l9 q' T S: b! n1 V
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" s- x" a- `5 ~: m1 w8 f; JThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- ~/ ?) a/ r8 D0 qand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 E2 a" w/ B2 f. Gpeople to dinner?"
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" Y. f7 T. \. t: |2 J9 uCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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