可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

& \! ^2 ^1 C: g8 y! V3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
- ~& L0 S9 L) W5 ^: x5 B( B" }Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
: @' ~" |# V& iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
% K+ ?" T! C: K. h$ f% F# s: Uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# h& z$ j% V' A+ f2 D5 fto stay with you guys."

* i2 }7 x: L' f' P0 v! K* XOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  X. C, U- }- `- _2 N3 @- Xwe forgive those who put trash in our
- d8 ]& l0 {7 Tbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
& b' j! R3 ^, a" q2 y+ @$ wchildren as they were on the way to
. S1 I" w2 Z0 a5 `/ {7 _Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
3 \6 U5 [3 Z4 I/ q# x) E! b" J"Because people are sleeping."

# W2 z/ X2 I4 `+ e: ?A mother was preparing pancakes for
, A+ [) h) I+ Z8 N8 ^' r* f* h; pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 U* t8 I, E7 j6 R3 x$ I  `9 F$ u( GThe boys began to argue over who would
( b8 }( i$ U( Y  F/ z) kget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 _) N; y4 D1 J1 `first pancake, I can wait' ."
- s0 _# m4 K1 B7 {, f8 kKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 L; s8 U& G8 K' z$ F1 R& e0 KA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 p% C' p8 [9 ^1 w2 l! U- P) Q/ Ngrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) A" {# v9 D4 j3 G) ]. H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! T( K( ?2 U8 A; ["He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, b( ^4 J: U! k: h3 Z8 ]"Did God throw him back down?"

6 t2 d9 |6 f# m0 v( G! PA wife invited some people to dinner.
: n  F) ^' l7 FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
8 \& c; l9 h' Pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% I: ?# [3 |. Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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9 O- ^0 q, r, W0 G7 V7 W# LPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 {, B) U( o4 u( f0 @Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 Z) v, |  t3 P; n  nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, R4 b/ ~- C8 z8 A, V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ L1 m* X) q' n# J% n1 fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 i9 T4 p& M+ n: E2 `! SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ C3 }' r5 e+ T5 B"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 a6 K2 U" ^% d6 A. YMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


2 h, n$ ?8 S! c7 _6 ~好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 `% S/ e  k' `6 eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

* j0 h% m: }7 C5 e5 S9 C( [  NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, L9 l" G0 g/ O$ O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* N( y& ]* u* Z* hMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

( O: q  z9 W- y# o5 m. eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 [- H. l5 I+ d5 g9 M) URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( f6 R( }0 S$ X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 }# l8 j7 P8 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby