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Kids in Church+ |. Y% G& w- Z* ~
+ r2 a4 ]1 N( c4 F3-year-old Reese :/ l3 H5 X n- o' V
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ k* I, e7 a; X( WHarold is his name.
4 s9 w; q+ w! G+ \. q% p! ~6 f% mAmen."* P/ Z, K5 z: w0 u$ B- d- d& k# w
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A little boy was overheard praying:! O$ u/ Y* O0 l, O6 _' F( i- w
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
6 ^0 \/ j5 O( f# X# @# Xdon't worry about it.- g/ ]2 o! x' O% m" e0 V+ K/ Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
. l/ }' ?5 A& ]8 i# Sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home! m( J' N, Q% O" q6 Y9 ?6 T) g
in the back seat of the car. His father asked" @7 w% ~( Z9 w8 C8 I5 R0 z9 Q
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 J& P' o$ p; s6 C# z3 t" @boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" N7 ?5 M! u( \' l
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted) y$ P1 @6 W0 u8 W$ b
to stay with you guys."% Z. N% ^2 I- c$ C9 C
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 A4 l t' ~) _1 p# m+ x2 t"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 ]- }1 {* k1 ] d+ W) m
we forgive those who put trash in our+ k5 U/ @" F1 m0 V9 H, R
baskets."& H( b) Q/ U3 m
( s, x# e1 C# W& I7 xA Sunday school teacher asked her
& p. y/ ^* y8 _" Q6 N3 |, O: tchildren as they were on the way to
1 n, {; R0 M# s9 B, u( g4 K( V9 P4 AChurch service, "and why is it necessary. L, J& Y* X1 a( Z
to be quiet in Church?". Z2 z( D$ y0 b$ B
One bright little girl replied,
: i# y8 T3 k6 V3 p"Because people are sleeping.", {" \: v$ S2 N
, n, F# f9 B1 X% t( iA mother was preparing pancakes for
# F; O9 w1 u& }& ~+ u# J. zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& K1 U- A. n) q: | f2 J5 j8 ]The boys began to argue over who would4 S5 [1 A. }6 `0 a3 w8 b. ]% u
get the first pancake.
- q; R; m# Q0 UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ }6 f2 n/ I$ h# ]moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
* ~8 t: X( V, D6 S$ ]1 r0 swould say, 'Let my brother have the
- `1 Z4 S4 B# [6 ?' H8 ufirst pancake, I can wait' .") L! G4 R: l* D" w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and( E S4 i8 I4 D6 r) |* \1 N/ N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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' o9 m6 v9 A8 M! A9 V2 ?0 g) XA father was at the beach with his children
9 H* u; M0 H% ~3 ]9 n% Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% e4 m) ^/ T' V" ~grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, _! V) f2 Z) j5 S0 ^
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.# [# b- w! M+ c/ d6 f# P1 B
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.0 i- a: P" g5 h) F, n* e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 h7 M$ |1 Y/ ~2 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
3 s, E. H& k4 Q( ?"Did God throw him back down?"
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9 _" X7 v3 ^/ z9 a5 n. gA wife invited some people to dinner.) e2 t; g% O1 }+ e9 U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 {) U/ _/ { P1 @3 |
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 \6 Z8 R' U6 {+ j" `2 c+ {blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The% ~2 y( B8 u7 I4 z0 o$ ?
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( b! H+ K2 H* P) f& G6 q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head6 @) k, Y6 T# C6 y; \+ v( Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ n& a. h8 p* [! a9 M' @
people to dinner?"
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' j1 y F+ q1 m) Y- }* KCheers!!!
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/ i& l7 T; |: S3 {* V! XPeace, love and happines! |
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