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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! O6 s! r2 k N \
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,) J A1 a! a2 I/ j1 g
Harold is his name.
# W9 p) J* M) a3 H XAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:. m; ]- e+ Q7 v" f/ T2 ~1 `. e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 l; I3 q5 s) X# c" H$ j7 ~7 I! a
don't worry about it.
! c! O$ t$ O8 o# ZI'm having a real good time like I am."
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: @8 A+ e. ~: n9 H( j8 }/ _After the christening of his baby brother, _0 M1 z& I0 x9 [/ c) Z8 e6 G( I& J
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home6 y6 W! F- b; {% E% U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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- V& t% ~2 G7 E6 _9 }" Mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted A' y8 }+ S2 F( @7 ]& X
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
' t: J/ S! M9 W% o1 D! x0 e$ n/ z6 Nto stay with you guys."
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2 F" J' Y0 [ n4 _One particular four-year-old prayed,
) V# D+ {$ T7 X3 P& }+ \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 P+ p0 O0 a+ Qwe forgive those who put trash in our5 `7 Q) b! {) b, ?
baskets."5 P! g7 B! `% M' P6 w* H
; H S3 V$ P# j$ g" L" fA Sunday school teacher asked her, f6 y& `; T d2 f: P
children as they were on the way to
4 C( g) ]' f9 @! y; IChurch service, "and why is it necessary
% H: n) a- p% ^# p* gto be quiet in Church?"
" ~" P2 ^) p0 }# Z8 \( w1 iOne bright little girl replied,+ Z* T- K; l* _8 B. v
"Because people are sleeping."
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, C; q1 `/ o+ B: h, uA mother was preparing pancakes for$ s' u6 s+ b/ }
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' D( {, a3 R0 u C! }. E1 A) xThe boys began to argue over who would
$ o7 p' Z5 u" y" P7 h8 W* tget the first pancake.
6 ]% ~, `; _( I8 n! r, A5 T1 f% bTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 \, q9 u& ` t; i9 {moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ k1 W- q L( V) G4 z- M" dwould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ {8 d8 R$ I4 }! q0 Mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."& A0 u3 T. b: ]8 _7 C4 E4 J
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 Q9 F2 g* r q$ P; D, y: rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"/ P1 x0 q% i5 D% r" x) j
. h# t7 U5 G+ ?: Y/ C7 K2 C t- NA father was at the beach with his children' _) W+ `5 L3 k+ O" R6 X
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% u/ T7 z3 h9 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# [0 u* x$ m6 c% D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 t1 o* t) ^4 `5 r8 Z$ E; F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( n; V6 Z6 ~2 H) D1 p"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.$ j! z: J( l+ }2 [
The boy thought a moment and then said,
6 C5 f; T7 A9 r9 P; Q"Did God throw him back down?". u# f5 A; r' f; ^+ [
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! \) `3 L0 Y$ V- \; i1 IAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ T7 \! I: M% t/ [ x, g/ q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& y/ P+ s) g+ c: U$ o { c* i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ D0 Q, L8 K' q6 Y7 c( S- N
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- a6 S t# b8 x6 y0 a/ Y( S, O* h# z; G- rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: P3 [. G- v- ] _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 x5 {- @% `' N' ?5 x1 o+ S m
people to dinner?"& k$ _$ p! _1 A5 z. X/ S/ H4 K
( G# g" t2 Q2 b9 vCheers!!!1 l) y: S) m) I6 n0 `) W. I7 C; \: g
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Peace, love and happines! |
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