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Kids in Church
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, c: g% W5 e9 x; u7 Z3 y5 p4 q2 d3-year-old Reese :
$ [0 c2 }; [2 e1 s1 t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! i; h, r% P% f$ x0 Y8 @
Harold is his name.
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3 M( {9 H( {1 p2 {6 J4 |: L( aA little boy was overheard praying: d0 M) @3 R5 K, A
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; V, J/ y) a* e2 z7 W, A" H
don't worry about it.! w( J# Y# L# \
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother4 k4 K0 z! T1 L0 n3 ^9 X j, N
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home! T1 @* Y9 f0 w+ m, J
in the back seat of the car. His father asked% S, ]0 [4 M' w4 m/ o
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, X- U9 ?+ E' \/ H: r' S$ Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 B3 W& t' a0 g/ S* w+ J" N& pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 M' S! E! S2 ?! Zto stay with you guys."& b: A' F* z. F0 s$ _
2 C+ t7 d- J% \. V! x5 u( IOne particular four-year-old prayed,
' y! [& ]2 Y: ~! F: p; k- E"And forgive us our trash baskets as. k% ^: t3 |& M3 y. M6 p
we forgive those who put trash in our7 f8 P' L# y3 x- ^- N4 @. V" C
baskets."
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/ P( `9 v( T0 b+ h7 b" w# ~A Sunday school teacher asked her
3 l4 d2 H+ w: R7 m1 O7 Xchildren as they were on the way to
( ]1 M( u8 g7 |) h/ Q5 [1 @Church service, "and why is it necessary& [- g& W8 Z! q. i: g
to be quiet in Church?"8 V) N3 X/ j0 h# X: h
One bright little girl replied,* ^: y/ \. x0 @
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 q* T$ G" [1 x- ~her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. B- N0 Q" k0 f$ \* k0 T0 v, EThe boys began to argue over who would
' ~5 j+ b X4 }get the first pancake.
1 k5 A: q/ a5 T# d6 k2 W eTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
" w+ O2 n4 K+ o5 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He5 ^5 J0 n8 S4 D0 T3 z! n6 Z* {$ i
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- z& Z4 E+ t- }; Z5 B8 e& Pfirst pancake, I can wait' ." s8 I; e, K, X3 O$ M- o; [
Kevin turned to his younger brother and7 o5 m& X5 n/ u) p
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
0 U# W2 L+ g0 z1 q/ w& H- H4 iwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: y+ u7 J* O0 L3 e m# E7 m' ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 v0 Y; z) j) [, M" M: q, X+ Q' N
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; H# Y# g7 }0 i& ?9 V
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked. ^$ [, J; K5 v; _4 B% V9 O1 Y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( v! Z. U" Z# T! W: p7 pThe boy thought a moment and then said,
5 S2 H% z: s' Z+ n"Did God throw him back down?"3 Z8 P( N5 g' M2 P a2 S
% g( a& s" L# J7 Y9 A6 ?A wife invited some people to dinner.
7 d. O% e M" X: D# j( @( rAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' ?9 M C/ E0 _/ Z0 `0 ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the) a8 |# I" u( Q3 o7 T& U4 W
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' r3 }5 x7 a' I' \$ Y
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) |7 Z! ]! n$ u9 a% ?1 m9 CThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
/ t9 B |# F8 _, [; {* tand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 s# \( `( Y, b* h( Y* p7 _
people to dinner?"
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1 ]$ Z4 h8 E% }- ]% `. ]Cheers!!!& X3 e1 Y' b3 W* P! G' I6 W
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Peace, love and happines! |
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