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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
0 \$ m+ i5 \1 r& n"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,- h- E4 l: g$ L2 K( C! s0 D7 c; i
Harold is his name.) M& z' D( i3 T" r4 P M
Amen."" b& S6 Z3 w! F- S. H% y
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A little boy was overheard praying:. ^# |7 {0 j6 l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 V; Q( {+ o; K
don't worry about it.5 J+ U$ b- T# Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 y8 c! O s: x- H
' k1 s H5 l" m% a. EAfter the christening of his baby brother
2 m! {% F4 v+ g: i/ \7 bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the1 Y# U+ S1 k/ x4 P& J+ m* F' x
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ y( K4 D+ k/ x) s"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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2 y0 E3 e: X" `A Sunday school teacher asked her# d ?6 @; \9 c8 t
children as they were on the way to% h, G6 e y! y% _
Church service, "and why is it necessary
& G3 F# A: Y1 nto be quiet in Church?"
: l* M# b. w! B/ E1 M& m( h; JOne bright little girl replied,8 r# x3 M } q$ E: c/ B
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! L8 y; r; L, t5 U- gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 U; P: H" q5 D6 J9 h0 }1 Z
The boys began to argue over who would; K! t- ] z$ m( {
get the first pancake.0 Y. c; U0 H. O3 p% r
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
! ` n0 m( p# @- D ~9 L" |2 Xmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ t/ U4 c+ u# m' ?3 `7 ~8 T: X
would say, 'Let my brother have the
) h& |$ K: q- X6 lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
5 L }1 E. I yKevin turned to his younger brother and
7 x) @. P7 p0 O$ Z8 |$ q. Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ O* ^6 R3 { R$ M7 n7 K0 l
/ V& I$ p* ~' p2 |9 d" lA father was at the beach with his children
: N' _. C, q, y9 B3 V, p3 v$ kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
; D! u/ n2 c) M3 d* O2 qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) u/ S& N- g/ s7 O w
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 @" x) g, ?1 |; q8 H& `7 E
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& {. ^" p" |) ]
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ R! v, v# n. e' E3 E/ k
The boy thought a moment and then said,$ K& P6 V @% ]# o; E9 _* N7 l
"Did God throw him back down?" g6 u& i; `! D0 K
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& C+ F$ L* i( l: HAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% w& D2 q, f7 c7 i6 M# _6 I- \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. O6 |* f6 r9 v$ x; X [, m* Y5 w2 p5 Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) r+ u7 Y, ^/ z" Q, `& Ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( L3 H2 C4 d) l7 n( R5 b3 W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, ?6 B. X4 l/ a/ J4 r2 Wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these: ?! l$ c# A+ O1 i/ S9 ~, ?& u* {
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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