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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church7 t5 R  T" R( e  ~2 }6 `: Z

, y1 s+ N( Y3 V5 C  Y7 j3-year-old Reese :
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  o$ {/ N; ?5 S- kHarold is his name.0 P6 H& f6 _) Q2 @) f# f/ L/ j
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& c" {' b: |7 t. y5 d' h! L"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,7 j3 m- r  n( O, J
don't worry about it.1 g$ @. w" k' J+ _( k
I'm having a real good time like I am.". I: U! G% |8 T; t0 f
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After the christening of his baby brother& B- m( N( x. a$ y/ }
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the& L/ Q/ I! S" H4 `. J2 \
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: B$ v$ l+ n- zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" s4 k# C% ]# F6 \! G! T& gto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,2 n: [# b3 r9 {1 M
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- B0 o7 M8 _: g2 {5 P7 a7 h( ywe forgive those who put trash in our9 N9 \% s7 o# p  A. Q7 b. o
baskets."! J. e! b" P5 N% [! X
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A Sunday school teacher asked her6 y* r' L3 s- ]! m- o# b
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
- n- n; B/ P( F- GOne bright little girl replied,) y& ?' ]+ d2 t$ v
"Because people are sleeping."
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$ n# t0 |6 _& ]: e0 @4 I( j+ dA mother was preparing pancakes for+ p0 ]! V1 y# z' L; B" ~; {, B
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 _  b) U. i. B; BThe boys began to argue over who would+ G2 c5 N* `  R* q2 m  }
get the first pancake.
% }% z' Q/ v  u1 C- @) QTheir mother saw the opportunity for a6 ~3 f  I, w7 G/ k; I1 x' @
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ F1 ^# l3 }& U
would say, 'Let my brother have the+ P& b2 B/ q/ ?3 I2 G: Q' a& \
first pancake, I can wait' ."! L, A) S) E7 w; H4 I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and6 g) F3 X( a* p4 d
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
8 d; O8 r9 m9 Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 w# g! z% D% A/ V* i5 Qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
7 _/ M% s6 ]7 ]5 Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.$ r2 {$ q5 z4 j* T/ r/ t5 Y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 t+ H& q, I  c6 w# p; @
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# Z) H9 ?& [' @' e2 R$ m9 D
The boy thought a moment and then said,; ^6 x7 b+ j5 _, o  w6 ~+ U5 P
"Did God throw him back down?"& s3 Q; v! @% h% B$ w

8 z$ n$ l& G) H7 e  k! J. p& FA wife invited some people to dinner.
% z0 a/ p+ y; P2 b  c6 bAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ t" Z( C7 f3 K4 a0 Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the% T1 @* {5 C: X0 C- G4 \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( G: k4 g3 j/ ~7 o  ^/ _8 ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% K; |8 t: n7 U' K2 E6 O
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ z9 i- L+ h; i% {$ {0 x. t  J. `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these% o0 u( K* P) l1 Y
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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6 Y$ f! l/ a, n7 fPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
7 i% O* Z" S( E& A, NVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; ]0 H/ [) p0 L- P- Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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: }( q9 _/ A8 G/ z$ oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 v* N; v; |* K) U' A' a"Don't be selfish!" I said.: Y6 R  K& ?: |3 w* r( T
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 5 l# R) M& g% s9 C! S
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 x5 i. a2 h  u) }2 j- r6 Z

% g* H& T4 J' XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.# \5 D0 C1 J2 X4 t- j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 s- Y# ?1 g; ~7 p) o+ g
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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5 v1 V) b0 Q/ t1 {8 }4 ]: _" C0 uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 ^9 V! |7 k( o$ f"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ d; W) s1 L1 k
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   j0 O1 \( P* E# N# t; f

* V) K1 i: H# Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ M! m- h3 q7 ?/ W0 h7 B( c

$ P6 a8 H" _5 t8 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 d3 A9 r) q3 ?1 b5 \
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ e: D: H& C0 R( ~( K4 a. IMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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