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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church6 x3 t3 X9 a: Y0 s) E

* C. t. p7 \; u3-year-old Reese :
2 }  L4 l- ?" T; Y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 j9 u+ M7 ]# h$ sHarold is his name.
% G- I1 _( [* i% z0 KAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:- y6 P, _9 ?0 @  e4 z' B# m. x
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ _, M4 D: c1 I# V! Udon't worry about it.% H- w$ A4 p, K# I6 ^* X0 e% b
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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! R% ]' L6 U- v6 i- X7 h$ dAfter the christening of his baby brother3 Y2 w1 E' C' F; t
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! g- c+ ~7 A9 V5 }in the back seat of the car. His father asked3 E) u2 ]6 `3 I2 Q: z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
: |% |7 a, b9 \" C/ A$ h, cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: b  u" N5 h; V* y- t# [us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
) i0 I* L0 M# F7 B; i$ Q; [to stay with you guys."1 m3 u1 |; }! {; O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,7 Z; X, ]) k" N' ?' x* |
"And forgive us our trash baskets as$ p. m- ^9 T* i5 M8 f
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 s* d, d# S6 z; s0 j3 |6 h% V0 Qbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
) K: y  s% T! uchildren as they were on the way to
3 l& z6 v  k- o$ A, zChurch service, "and why is it necessary8 K- S$ y! J; b& i
to be quiet in Church?"
0 ^5 _6 I5 A4 G. H* B1 bOne bright little girl replied,) U4 d- W+ u* u
"Because people are sleeping."8 Z  \; P! h* }: v1 `; j
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 [  T* E5 U, f7 i2 q4 P
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 a4 I+ A) B: P' g% V" jThe boys began to argue over who would
2 h; r2 I2 o# gget the first pancake.
8 m6 c! B' R4 d6 `0 W# iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
' I8 ^" p; a6 x4 b: J( e% }moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He9 D) Z- O% n7 {- M3 W) z
would say, 'Let my brother have the* p/ [* y( W2 A3 }( W% ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."6 J! n6 N* \8 Y9 s& _0 |2 v
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 y% q& e( s  h, r' Y! Asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( ]. S' _7 @7 N4 K# t3 L

+ w( h  P; H/ j5 LA father was at the beach with his children8 f- M" G& b1 H2 f+ r4 x  P6 F+ K5 [
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 H1 q: [: }& g% R0 J5 xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: P0 m0 e+ z% K) w$ l1 F, v, s9 Ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ k% Y$ w0 ]2 Y/ U/ n+ c( B"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& l3 k. @4 A1 j3 `  F"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., T3 k- V9 N3 i4 d+ w0 Z4 `
The boy thought a moment and then said,
* m% _" R5 T4 R% O1 n"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ @2 o. M8 f5 T* B7 IA wife invited some people to dinner.
- p  j2 g- u: g5 }) ~$ f1 ^9 }8 y* B5 I) wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 }/ P4 _4 v0 l& `) y5 M9 s7 n
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the- ~% Y- m0 Y* y$ z: N, k
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 S0 r! l( a' K- m* _& y4 G* \girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* w5 L  O# u# g3 ]5 |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ c) [# J. l9 k8 x$ d/ Uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
2 t; B, [. Y' L2 B) a$ X1 bpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!2 \  \( e$ w8 e. D

& q& _8 B2 L' y2 O$ W4 l7 YPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 / P# ^1 e# b' y4 k5 I* K9 m. d
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 ~6 c  ~  @( v" n9 q; r3 ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 L4 g9 ^: h6 p( W# c! \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& n0 K" W7 t8 Q0 M
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% n8 |/ F6 H: {% C$ eMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" # ~; [$ O9 e; e
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% n: R. |, I" J3 s4 H1 A4 H) uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 y! b! N8 V6 p6 f

; J, e5 C: k4 y3 }: q3 jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 K$ ~* f4 E% p+ ^4 Z2 ]& F/ w) Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 D; g* X6 H% W8 d1 ^+ ~
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 # Q" f3 l5 v/ F' i

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6 S* f( n6 N/ A8 G好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 V, G4 X$ l' J

0 i. S8 {" Z6 N# laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: # _& g, Y. G; g4 v

! n7 ?; g$ S2 g) h! f* QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- a3 V$ r$ `! @: z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# y# X+ f/ Q4 X: l. d. ~My boy's eyes turned ...
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/ Z, R$ `6 C6 I/ `) ?2 sAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 p+ s1 N1 u+ p& @7 _% O
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , m* U5 ]2 O" n3 ^+ ^$ p/ O

& t- _  I8 r3 g6 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: u. b/ |- S5 _; l) a5 S; f"Don't be selfish!" I said.: V! g* \  j0 N6 ?# ~
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 V) S+ @! q2 ]9 V2 g% _7 i$ s' WThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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