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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! O6 s! r2 k  N  \
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,) J  A1 a! a2 I/ j1 g
Harold is his name.
# W9 p) J* M) a3 H  XAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:. m; ]- e+ Q7 v" f/ T2 ~1 `. e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 l; I3 q5 s) X# c" H$ j7 ~7 I! a
don't worry about it.
! c! O$ t$ O8 o# ZI'm having a real good time like I am."
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: @8 A+ e. ~: n9 H( j8 }/ _After the christening of his baby brother, _0 M1 z& I0 x9 [/ c) Z8 e6 G( I& J
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home6 y6 W! F- b; {% E% U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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- V& t% ~2 G7 E6 _9 }" Mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted  A' y8 }+ S2 F( @7 ]& X
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
' t: J/ S! M9 W% o1 D! x0 e$ n/ z6 Nto stay with you guys."
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2 F" J' Y0 [  n4 _One particular four-year-old prayed,
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baskets."5 P! g7 B! `% M' P6 w* H

; H  S3 V$ P# j$ g" L" fA Sunday school teacher asked her, f6 y& `; T  d2 f: P
children as they were on the way to
4 C( g) ]' f9 @! y; IChurch service, "and why is it necessary
% H: n) a- p% ^# p* gto be quiet in Church?"
" ~" P2 ^) p0 }# Z8 \( w1 iOne bright little girl replied,+ Z* T- K; l* _8 B. v
"Because people are sleeping."
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, C; q1 `/ o+ B: h, uA mother was preparing pancakes for$ s' u6 s+ b/ }
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' D( {, a3 R0 u  C! }. E1 A) xThe boys began to argue over who would
$ o7 p' Z5 u" y" P7 h8 W* tget the first pancake.
6 ]% ~, `; _( I8 n! r, A5 T1 f% bTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 \, q9 u& `  t; i9 {moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ k1 W- q  L( V) G4 z- M" dwould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ {8 d8 R$ I4 }! q0 Mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."& A0 u3 T. b: ]8 _7 C4 E4 J
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 Q9 F2 g* r  q$ P; D, y: rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"/ P1 x0 q% i5 D% r" x) j

. h# t7 U5 G+ ?: Y/ C7 K2 C  t- NA father was at the beach with his children' _) W+ `5 L3 k+ O" R6 X
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% u/ T7 z3 h9 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# [0 u* x$ m6 c% D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 t1 o* t) ^4 `5 r8 Z$ E; F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( n; V6 Z6 ~2 H) D1 p"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.$ j! z: J( l+ }2 [
The boy thought a moment and then said,
6 C5 f; T7 A9 r9 P; Q"Did God throw him back down?". u# f5 A; r' f; ^+ [
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! \) `3 L0 Y$ V- \; i1 IAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ T7 \! I: M% t/ [  x, g/ q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& y/ P+ s) g+ c: U$ o  {  c* i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ D0 Q, L8 K' q6 Y7 c( S- N
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- a6 S  t# b8 x6 y0 a/ Y( S, O* h# z; G- rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: P3 [. G- v- ]  _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 x5 {- @% `' N' ?5 x1 o+ S  m
people to dinner?"& k$ _$ p! _1 A5 z. X/ S/ H4 K

( G# g" t2 Q2 b9 vCheers!!!1 l) y: S) m) I6 n0 `) W. I7 C; \: g
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 # d* _5 z: R! h
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ k4 p) t3 \1 I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 q' m/ f4 C/ [" p/ e' ^" D' j! O
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. a# q# ?! t( t; gI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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$ q/ m6 W* m6 e+ S2 ?" oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . }! z% b; n% D9 l% D/ G* T

% M0 i4 K& i, M- l; bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* a% I% z# p, j  W1 U2 S& ?' p1 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 J/ x4 o4 E- zMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 o4 N! \8 v9 ~0 C9 d好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" H4 F5 W7 i; x7 M6 _6 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
" r, g& n! }, w1 [/ K: X8 Y$ p: E, s0 W% _. S
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ t( {' t9 m6 d" O( \  U7 E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& ]6 p+ ?7 z4 h3 i5 C/ KMy boy's eyes turned ...
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" U7 c6 F( P/ T% T4 b; EAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & x+ r! J6 ], \& k" ~
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 U6 u- ?% ^4 ]% s. H8 b9 B
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 L* p$ S' y; W4 A7 h0 o) y2 }" _0 L"Don't be selfish!" I said.& U" {: i2 s' Q
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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