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Kids in Church$ a$ g+ W. W+ W8 P, R0 Q" J
$ @8 H7 Z+ O7 \# N& _3-year-old Reese :5 o% p0 O! A x8 d: J/ U
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,, {- B# \2 V, f* {( ]' M# }
Harold is his name./ m! ]* `. _( q7 U; p& i
Amen."5 v0 D0 u( w" I' K# W8 i: s; S
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A little boy was overheard praying:0 Q$ K# p* M! A, b% R8 u) t
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
P; z$ S F2 [* _7 Fdon't worry about it.8 f/ t4 \5 E0 T \7 ^) Y! t, N
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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& N, N4 }$ m$ Y } ], RAfter the christening of his baby brother/ G& j8 y" Y3 S0 [2 Y" Z
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
+ e7 G4 J, U4 `in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( S* h9 n! U2 c7 S$ [him three times what was wrong. Finally, the! v, R& x; ^& Q/ T9 P' p& }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, r7 l0 A5 B& Q1 Mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted% C V% c* j: n% C2 H7 z
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
6 g8 r1 @# l a"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 P; `7 w' Q9 ^5 ]! Dwe forgive those who put trash in our6 [5 _5 r( i3 b; B+ C% @) U
baskets.": V! x; j: |9 h- g& Z( a% C
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
: f5 H0 q5 p! [* r0 b4 x/ }7 Xchildren as they were on the way to
& ]5 N# Z" y* q+ X }0 }Church service, "and why is it necessary
7 A$ F5 e) ~6 n# Y# V+ V8 x8 ]to be quiet in Church?"
6 y; e0 m5 A5 x2 C2 _/ m7 B! |( C) P5 DOne bright little girl replied,
& H2 k/ }4 A; t"Because people are sleeping."( R r5 F9 c9 U
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! n$ }& T" f- R8 Q' ther sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 k$ B! X0 n. W/ PThe boys began to argue over who would4 x8 R5 |/ ~! z B/ _5 ?( U
get the first pancake.
! i; ?7 U7 _# h# R9 oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# B+ o: v' u$ F
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ ]! |' X0 c1 P0 i; E
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 T# o7 P/ d6 V; g) n0 N2 ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
0 f0 w( |# t0 V( z, ^8 u# gKevin turned to his younger brother and
]0 j3 C+ D+ |8 D4 D2 Osaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 c5 b! M! @9 q% c) \& m
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A father was at the beach with his children
5 C1 D# Q$ L2 S* Y" U/ Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 c f; H2 S @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% z2 W+ }6 d7 G R% k: z$ V# ywhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& g+ l# e J0 b. _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% ~4 }' k( {) L"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
) s9 K2 G* i# ~6 O. ^' cThe boy thought a moment and then said,
8 v8 Y* t" i# ["Did God throw him back down?"# O9 B# Y% s1 k
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' P F9 e! X1 ~ f9 zAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 ~! J7 Z: ]# s0 i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the; M, P2 R! B/ I1 @
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( j( p x7 X) bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 S& Q+ ~; i; f/ q( ?3 lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, u0 O# ^; Z5 |
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
! d P6 B2 @) G6 }# apeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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8 u5 |! V. a) YPeace, love and happines! |
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