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Kids in Church
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+ G& a5 x- G- |6 g6 ^1 Z3-year-old Reese :
6 J4 k( b: n C+ P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."0 l0 f3 T6 y/ s: o* w# |
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A little boy was overheard praying:
2 Y! l, y7 V9 ?7 L( O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 u" c/ q* o- x1 wdon't worry about it.* A: Z3 `( |3 C' V
I'm having a real good time like I am."' v" U" }2 a- H/ z
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After the christening of his baby brother3 l2 k* J; o* J
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! c6 h& p, ~6 F: w8 bin the back seat of the car. His father asked! o. E8 l5 }4 f/ b. d$ ^' @9 W- u! }
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
o+ M, K A2 {* nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
/ W- h. H) E) k8 V+ U5 P: e- f. ~/ Eus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted4 V. e+ z( |4 m/ C' \, v4 ~
to stay with you guys."- |0 W2 ~1 B7 X2 r
. i! A! ~" B1 q( ROne particular four-year-old prayed,9 ]5 O! [7 m4 m
"And forgive us our trash baskets as! z, u. g& E% \, Y
we forgive those who put trash in our- \2 P% K+ ^0 X8 u# L- x! w
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 t9 p& e' H1 }* J! n7 W& G- i
children as they were on the way to
9 a6 j, d W' W7 t- u1 _$ PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
" i) j9 D. }& p3 h2 mto be quiet in Church?"
2 g- e/ u* Q1 T+ \- w- OOne bright little girl replied,+ h+ ]6 n h/ G/ O
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ x* d# D- I& V7 ^0 y- } Z& J2 @A mother was preparing pancakes for5 r0 @' a5 d& r) Z. a0 ^
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" {! d2 s* _# A2 oThe boys began to argue over who would
- |# H( _) V Y: p% w/ hget the first pancake.
: D7 I* |8 ?2 h4 m, KTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ k, T& [. L: J3 N2 I$ ^8 K
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 F0 {5 B3 a0 s. p" bwould say, 'Let my brother have the2 K' A- I' b1 O% _ F3 U) X
first pancake, I can wait' .". G, R8 O) o, v8 {
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
& x) I3 L% {: i, P9 g) _3 Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ T5 U& h4 W9 o$ D( V
' l' J- L& C D5 P; ^A father was at the beach with his children Y- K# d* B) |6 f
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: L. y- }) E! A2 ~grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
" ^. Q! |4 m" `5 F: \! z" hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; G8 h- s% U( @& z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.) i6 P+ | r; m) R
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 ~% \: w4 P w& J2 [7 K
The boy thought a moment and then said,
0 J* }0 T2 y$ H7 h+ ?% m5 [6 K* K"Did God throw him back down?". f+ N. j5 ?) L' M0 }; \$ t" z" t
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
3 `0 t; {, C: tAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
+ B' o5 L3 X+ D' A( }daughter and said, "Would you like to say the+ L9 v9 D- h+ t( e5 m# Q( P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) H+ o) {+ O' H
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; b% Y7 Y2 @7 v4 |/ x, ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, b- `9 M, h; V1 o/ r% c. g$ D
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!7 M# V( v F3 O' I
) _- [2 d6 _2 n9 R6 yPeace, love and happines! |
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