2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
7 U+ s+ Z! F$ Q) }You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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0 p" n- ?) b$ ?- ?- N" t; BCOMMUNISM**主义
( d( s; l( R) GYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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9 k+ J0 z; g$ `; r! ^5 dFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
. F+ A& T- S) T4 y4 Y9 J- k$ I+ TThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

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7 n0 i3 x" A+ `7 b4 h& j) {/ q7 l) UYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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. F% O; M' N9 w# ~+ ?BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
' H. g" c/ {8 e* Z- p8 w( zYou have 2 cows，
3 r7 }1 I7 ?! Y; _The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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3 T  W' N) f* b: eTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
( D& ]6 J) t6 L$ C0 jYou have 2 cows，
" C7 N' {! g8 j) vYou sell one and buy a bull.
/ i+ ~' {) E( A7 c5 a, XYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
$ t- L. i( {% _You sell them and retire on the income.

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