2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
$ r2 K1 ]; Q! j# kYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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$ i' @% S( Z! Z& b) Q7 y) PYou have 2 cows，
3 {+ B6 x5 o5 f* ^The State takes both and gives u some milk.


. U0 ^( R8 Q1 h, m7 A0 E9 K" SFASCISM法西斯主义
% i8 g% w7 o4 s$ h, W! f2 k* ~5 |1 e( rYou have 2 cows，
  _- X1 O! n$ F' k% O- i* i1 n- MThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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2 t6 ~' L1 P% S- iBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
9 G8 j( K% e% @6 K9 |9 eYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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