2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
. \+ e0 b) ~- N' B; Z2 Q3 N% \You have 2 cows，
+ t7 D7 R2 {7 q6 p/ B6 HYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
4 d3 z/ ~' V1 e- kYou have 2 cows，
" d8 L" e$ E$ H3 d. N7 }. xThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
0 E$ E6 m: Q4 f9 M+ m% Z2 ~; OThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
9 _' y$ j3 W0 `0 i+ }% NYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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% s2 H+ E! V8 h  e; [# a- QBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
0 k. v. C5 h0 i7 F7 cYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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) O0 B* A4 H1 ^) _1 B) x下面还有好多好多呢