2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
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8 f" k" i, {* {You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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$ h9 D2 g5 o( X( W1 C: BFASCISM法西斯主义
4 ^2 D2 k% w9 j& z  w3 N+ y) WYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
; t2 W; P) z; r% O1 tYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
& n* [" O$ t  R% f  h6 pYou sell one and buy a bull.
& q4 \' k) l& ~; p* dYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
8 }. s! ?$ e& }- }" h! ZYou sell them and retire on the income.
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