2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
9 n* p/ Q& A2 Q  ]% K/ FYou have 2 cows，
) l+ ~* u  a( }7 p. ^; Y; l7 gYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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  S4 |8 R1 O1 M, W" D$ ]FASCISM法西斯主义
. b( m2 V" Y# Y. k1 yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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; |) ?8 {% s4 O9 f; p8 CTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
1 T$ @# `& {, ^' x4 DYou have 2 cows，
  s) x3 w% G2 T5 H2 A$ Q/ L% [  d; UYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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