2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
' S) M3 R4 F4 E% [; nYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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6 a8 u* q: r* r9 fCOMMUNISM**主义
2 e% `8 M" W7 H( v) {You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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  c5 z! L  c3 [& QFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
# d0 y5 s1 G* F1 @2 i' @5 xThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

0 K; ~- B0 h  E1 ?NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
$ h9 T! F+ Q0 q( ?! aYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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$ k  R( w3 F" ^: @TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
! N( |7 ~  N, s% V, AYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
9 a% H0 H: Z' L, r7 `0 U4 Q+ c5 PYou sell them and retire on the income.
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