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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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2 R* j' a9 A+ E; E0 HThe Man Song ' r2 n# B Y7 D' A! f& Y* Z
by Sean Morey + o s# C9 s) A# Z! M; C' H
2 `% b: [- `# i( B, d+ M3 YI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 `) q4 d. F. X) c8 OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 N; U `1 R7 N" l" N1 u( J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 u5 z6 I- u, ^. v2 E) O/ L, ]. uI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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5 [. a/ [( a/ X) E5 Z h( b- TWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 C" q# p# r( S2 O6 l" c5 v
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( k0 Z9 O, D, W P" r: r
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
1 d' N( K9 `2 w3 N9 }! w'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ B8 V: E B ~( ]8 W
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( P. o5 ]& A- J0 _ o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& D- E! u# U: s$ d; }* PAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 n! _3 D* J/ G- x. v( ^I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- k8 Z1 L, k5 }8 E b A0 j0 i7 h
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 z( U: w2 W& Y+ c- C+ N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& q0 \$ x* n5 ^5 {: c
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 X" e- @3 a% k
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 S9 e. s% O- Y' x
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