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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 h$ E/ O. P! e' ~8 y1 k5 L
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html B: i. ?2 b. J; i
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 ?* G9 {/ h" F: c. o# QI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 n" Y. o1 W/ J1 p% w
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 [6 ?3 R2 M! `5 n E9 q k% W/ AI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 ^* s! `1 Y5 @$ uAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 b4 L; T# o6 H+ `7 V9 G. C7 n
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 B6 d! ~6 b9 M
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* S5 t: Q' ~" ?
8 H# u% K8 T6 R2 o- oAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 A0 K' h; ^" ~5 [' ]1 l6 u* ~
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." h3 ^1 E. _- T2 P4 ?% R
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" K% B. o- v4 [+ Y* q+ `! w2 FI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." t' ^, u$ t, T
; }" s6 C$ }1 s4 T7 |! HAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! d' {) s: s! H+ X6 Q( NAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 b I3 k1 F& d2 Q3 J8 I& ^6 NBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
4 p- B# \0 V! m: y6 XBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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