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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ c4 d9 m5 E/ S0 K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html6 D+ h$ P' D t0 G7 w
0 z" e, e& m5 x& g' SThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ B% c* o$ `" r7 KI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, f& p# @9 @+ f' g0 S Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& i+ h3 F& ?9 d( U' Y' [+ y! @) SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.! Q; x4 h6 h+ Q9 z1 {7 t) G
+ b( [+ \2 q! M4 a& TWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 d) Z8 k8 V7 @9 A; c4 B. n$ o2 E/ UAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! e: d& T2 E: t) t
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) V% U/ a& Q& ?2 |8 j
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.. J9 c- _9 z; Q. t/ o4 i
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. k1 N" }$ k; ]9 B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, i, B9 G$ }$ o# \7 b' ?And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.% h4 ] o2 z+ I9 c
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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0 t: V( X+ x; m+ ]$ r$ RAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ C$ n4 f# S! f' u; }- KAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 n# Y+ _. \2 d( f6 v% M( dBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, _+ ^2 |' E; A- P& dBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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