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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash2 a# q- c4 A, v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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: O' |2 w4 [ m4 B. d6 a& G# y% GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- O' e* _6 J/ i" B" a
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - Y$ Y7 O, H- l6 e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 V! U. }3 D( u* _" `$ v+ D6 pI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- B. Z) Q7 z6 N# ZWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ K L L2 s8 R2 h( r( _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) c! t" g' s& q6 h3 f
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 e& j" \2 W! X'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.( i/ {2 g8 S$ m/ Z% q, m9 y0 R
- E4 V' P# _( {% i& f+ n7 QAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ \/ Z9 g8 b2 |/ M9 Q: X* x& C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 I. ]6 {. z" l- Z( C) q' {7 K
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: L& ~% ^( ?, c' x7 _I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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2 ?2 I/ b' d, YAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 n! M$ G1 B/ q6 NAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) O" u4 N D' \5 }/ {$ B7 S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, x% e6 j' A; Z+ K5 v% C8 bBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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