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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash: f. [5 e8 X9 j. F& N3 S$ G
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html9 H0 ~: C) Y% Q' o$ }6 _
' i( Y. z2 S. rThe Man Song . s/ b2 T4 b* K1 q
by Sean Morey
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0 t$ k* i& r* p/ v0 B eI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) a: H2 Y- r. L4 {I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" N) f6 \1 g+ c5 e r2 g; m'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* u% k8 l9 N" n# K" [, J R
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- w- P9 t' V v, ?What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 R- D. P \3 R; E1 L5 fAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ Y5 h' S( m e" Q. Z7 i. C2 N- A
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
$ L( N. L3 d$ D6 S'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 m. l$ j: V9 `3 S
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 t& O2 H0 _6 ^& S# |( ~2 I, K6 W
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 L9 u9 v0 N: \2 I: c
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 G. h% Q' N, ?4 DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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- H, n- L! R _And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! i% y. A- j/ J7 G+ I6 N' j% I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.3 V; f5 g& L, |1 ]3 J2 {* f# w# r' E( N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ J) k4 l' D5 p1 v0 U4 oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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