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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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: x2 T# R" D1 _0 MThe Man Song , N6 k5 Q- t% Y8 X Q
by Sean Morey : B. j' o; M( e G5 u
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: u7 n; T4 R l/ \
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
Z3 E) t0 y2 t6 B5 U; N$ |& L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' Q, [4 @( L) y( s: `* D7 ~I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: H- y& ^5 G Q. _What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 [7 c2 Y' _2 M6 E* {And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
E [# \$ l4 X8 i- \8 A# _; wThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 u+ _* ?9 P, B, `6 Q/ f% k: @'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% ^6 H- K$ f: F0 |( L8 N
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ e0 |* o3 X R( n) |, v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. P' I @) c$ z2 z) vAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 X9 [6 L* _6 k- j" F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 ^ S5 Y* I. I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ {: h( A! p7 `/ T2 x$ t1 k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ Y7 J4 f! q4 H2 a! j
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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