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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
& S- F1 p* B5 ]0 P+ ? by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) a; J3 @3 M B: ?
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: V2 ~( L2 ?: |: d'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 v5 k/ i4 U @3 Q' A
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. ], j8 i8 M! s$ T2 F
8 a" |6 e9 Q, r+ sWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 F: z5 @; x% Q5 jAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 H( R5 M' Z5 e0 kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) Z+ o* a7 h. Z/ B) o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.; a6 f% r6 M6 p7 h u
! w7 }8 T$ A9 U- s# Z# }- b. KAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
, p8 D7 F* y, ?" Z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
+ l, h x- } z, a/ MAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; O+ B2 O; ~+ K: h2 lI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& T0 B: d1 `! G( e8 z; u
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; W3 _4 Z3 v4 |' V- C- ~Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ q" J7 V5 A1 p9 B7 \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % T! C/ y- r3 }0 O* j6 B! O
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