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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
1 W- n& x _; M by Sean Morey ; }; p0 p& r/ ?- I! `+ E% j
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ ?( w( M1 C$ M) t8 p9 N b6 E/ b* fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 ~, O1 N. @; v& g) u. a5 y
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
" L) c" d, E. e) f1 BI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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7 ?& A- ?- e4 M. j, Y2 MWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! F8 q# V4 y& s; n8 h2 eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 X: B+ [9 p% Y' ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 N9 {4 ]" {- ~" o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% l- E- }) s- ?6 ?) I- B5 H8 a+ s% p: q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 O' J+ K% m! ]0 I) A/ T( j6 k
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 R0 b* r$ v8 {. ~0 ?1 KI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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/ u0 [8 y3 @& ?$ g6 N4 S- WAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- v. \" p1 u2 ]! M! P# D# o
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ @1 X/ w+ D6 [; K7 b
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# t" D, J" {% z9 UBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 V/ o. b ?3 ~0 n! [
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