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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash. z Q5 r1 ?+ u; j" K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html. V! n1 Z0 `" ~5 I
) f }+ r; K2 W7 x+ y. g9 u! NThe Man Song
* Q/ c9 ~" D9 t9 e9 C# ]( a+ q; m by Sean Morey
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% {& t: s9 ^9 `( P3 _I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.1 E) s2 Z7 ]% z/ U& D8 d
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! c& Z: U: G# Y# W
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! B8 T6 {' H% g8 {7 `3 G: U, L
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( W& s' q h5 O( e: M7 C- w- h6 c
6 J& j' J" L" [0 d; K6 u4 [$ p4 T) OWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% |$ g* g( q0 h- _3 I# W
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* S) I. c6 s: [7 ?, LThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. T0 B$ B# D# F
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. N% n! c+ }1 t2 }2 U) M4 P, L
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" u- O& I( i# @6 aAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.4 ~) Y G/ x" z5 `7 G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. b! X) @! ~$ d0 y( p ^) u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 y+ Q d! }, ?( x, X( KAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 Q. e8 C# K4 lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 Q `' a. C; TBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . |; |/ g% ?! a' v
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