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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 j3 D; |4 m8 b+ A7 @
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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' t$ j4 u4 E) [1 O2 }The Man Song , C7 n X, H3 b, N
by Sean Morey 5 X4 C# J( k+ N b2 x
# C5 A2 G+ v0 g- dI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; ]( Z3 y& s) ^/ e% CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ _0 B1 g6 x9 @. U4 ^1 `'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, g0 I" u( C& d8 `I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% j3 A5 A0 u- H! v% Q) G6 o
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! G& \" V* B$ o K2 fThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
; N5 {7 G4 I3 J: J2 _; i: Y'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 X2 B# n6 Z6 }6 x* i' F
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" W$ u* q8 G" D'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) X& Q4 e5 i' D& a9 J Z& H% KAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! k5 j/ x7 ?2 }# s+ _2 n! S9 m
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.! X% [( Y. t! x- \! O6 |
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 D9 E9 s1 K Q7 @% E% OAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 {3 J9 V" F; {4 E3 u% T
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 r, ~' h2 ?7 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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