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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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1 A+ Q* \- Y' o' F) @Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
# \3 E2 I' ^" m3 jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 L% U- N8 F* c' Q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never/ k- A6 H( o/ F: u6 V( I
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; M3 o2 a* i7 t' Y# S
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
4 y! G# C0 G) C7 R! ^all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' z% u6 f- j& w& u( msports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 F: A$ }) L! o5 k: c
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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, j+ c4 u# f, Z9 g& {5 b$ W! YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 U: [# {- {; {$ g4 A8 w+ y
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