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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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: x* r' y3 e9 L# U3 C9 S9 YThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale6 h; m: ]; t% Z8 l+ `5 w4 O
$ |6 J; v1 m$ ~0 h$ p3 V8 T* jOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
$ u" o) P X" J% u: ]$ x* n6 csaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: `/ Z& L. ]" G9 `$ d; Qdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* _: R7 B& l4 f6 b
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" y0 S7 Y4 X, x& ~7 Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 B. o( [' d+ F$ o! |, r7 t# g
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; y9 I' \3 t2 Y' }! zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, ~- I& c$ [4 L" z$ B; V8 t. n' H( R
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. S, ]5 k* P3 N; @- ^. Q3 t
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& q8 k* L5 C% w7 W' F6 S
6 Y# O6 ~1 Y. b+ P( m( y: ZNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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