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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale& g" [0 K# o0 y, q2 ~2 l) V2 l8 D( x( ]
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl/ M7 c- o3 v) N1 m( Q2 k& _: d- U
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ } I* l5 `# K- s {/ o8 r
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& D+ u$ F' L; \* M, whad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 V P9 Q& ]7 D' mget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' ^: i* x5 u: V% [) v0 w& M' _6 [/ P! Q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( f8 m. @3 {; v* V/ G" U3 I- I! Wsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& }5 ]% ~- c3 i: f; B0 A8 v' Hhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
. {* Y; \: p/ U6 r* i/ Csweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ W" b: z8 @8 ]; @: w
* D; I/ S+ P& [Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!# g8 ?0 u `7 F& A# A+ k
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