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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. $ k* c$ u3 w, j* f! |2 e
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. h8 e8 J# p& z) F1 X, s; o o
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 w7 S0 c. O7 U: Z$ d! g! _
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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