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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 d6 h% [% d; l2 D* f
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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9 R$ N0 I& k' I8 v, p, [Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl- F6 v5 ?6 A/ U: ]( w) i [) Y
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ Z* z& c& q! x" l2 q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 j! s/ Y1 U; d0 E' D% K4 m
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, f- V5 J+ f0 E& h+ Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had. Q1 x) W2 f7 }- s5 p# L. d' u
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 M" P O0 O' ], l" u; xsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; U O9 i6 J$ t4 g6 ?
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 T3 X; R& p9 H( D) C3 ~
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.0 J! w& Z! {1 G# J+ `6 }
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 L; u8 n, m/ B9 f
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