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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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8 S/ T0 B2 g! G7 n5 p# x' i& L3 OThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale* \5 j$ X! x' t8 z+ T/ @
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, |( E& e5 X/ Q! R- H
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! p$ Y1 k+ D8 R" _/ J
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% Y: T$ G3 j$ v! w3 M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched- X, e: O8 p/ ^# J
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) N6 R2 @: p) G1 s8 W9 K k6 s
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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