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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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2 \* I( Q$ ~( W% p4 V) bThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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& o# O( c+ [# zOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
& S# t% E, V+ N" }: Dsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ `3 F) M% t# `9 i6 I/ `& x/ V( Q! T9 Kdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
( s& g. S, h. g% r; \" g; yhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, s% i0 B( D, x! M6 u6 ]# k
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had) Z) ?+ w: D1 b8 }
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ C, ^- ?/ }6 Z3 tsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! y4 H$ U( b- _$ v" g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in# j# n- o, z; B, I
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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1 J, `( I! r/ T( n i0 TThe End |
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