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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale* O3 Q( B# U# k- E. C- B
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 H6 N9 m M/ f( f0 phad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% Y+ E& d B- A- l
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- M* z& @7 V1 `' E) H% Ball the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" o9 V3 c* s5 z `/ b% @sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
I: F6 V! A* X5 bhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 `5 S/ l" V: J+ u5 {( Fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time./ C* H# F9 ~3 d7 e
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!6 @) z" S$ @: A9 h
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