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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 l. Z5 E0 ?* _. [4 Q
Y4 O+ [) K7 q5 Q$ W$ N# uThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale" v, r( M6 C! r& _' I: K
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
2 @# w. Q0 C5 T6 ]8 N \3 a/ {said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& Q' \" t. W5 i( a* `. ^; w
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never0 ^: Z W5 P. y' M" t
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 P# i# Q/ z( q. ?6 z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
\! v$ Z& d7 l) D' vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched# }9 h( |. Q7 q& A5 J2 E* e
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' b$ l6 H( J' a* A8 phigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ b6 ~# L& L. w2 y* T0 y" T3 ]sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' ?1 S' Y4 v$ D9 b% G; ~1 O) n6 t
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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