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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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1 @* y/ s( Q/ f1 o2 r, r- Z* v+ ?The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
; ^2 g' D6 M9 ?2 h% A3 Q8 M! U, q* Ysaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
! w* C4 [& n, b U: lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" b: k/ i% H+ T9 N
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! a( _" s: c) N) u5 y' Fhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! v7 H1 z/ Y* f) Z) \sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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( b C3 [4 Y7 N( ^6 M m% C# ?Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; ]. x/ {8 m3 g; Q! S
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