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Why did God make mothers?
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5 t5 }$ i" ~$ M4 k! V1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
: Y) {6 T0 J+ l2 f2 Q& {2. Mostly to clean the house. 8 K- j' P# F+ Q3 C
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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9 H% |+ L4 j x4 v WHow did God make mothers?
) B' j4 n% u/ j( o1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.( c% v) M7 i# o2 l) [6 k/ w- h
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" Q: q3 T% R8 O- D3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
4 U# z0 b( a) L, n( C4 z( ?1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& a! b c- M* _- _2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. . t# L* w, y$ i8 L, @5 a5 C
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( u/ r+ J1 C' ~2 r1. We're related.
7 o# I8 s1 T- V4 b2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. , B. K! L/ y3 C6 s0 o2 @
! b7 |- W; t2 O1 l9 T$ C0 V; IWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
$ D; y+ M1 k1 K6 f( o, J7 I( {1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 0 U8 s& X9 }+ T! A, W
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
_) Z; \( f Y7 z- q, W5 @3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? . `8 f1 D1 u' E& X
1. His last name.
, |! y' j' \; ?7 g N3 d3 e9 N2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
. D! {& r; Y/ _. l% b3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 9 J1 d, d" e$ i9 i7 ~
4 f& R+ S3 l$ |& k; VWhy did your mom marry your dad? - N% R. x5 G4 T2 |# v
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 5 q( \. S0 T) x6 n6 p N% n
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. t: t) M4 f: X W
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 2 T: O# q, x$ D+ s
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Who's the boss at your house?
( a4 y4 @( M) G7 f1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. O/ N S8 R" N& s; s; Z" r( u
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.6 p4 a! m& m) b
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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: W. [; Q) W t/ Y+ [9 tWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 4 h; T* F6 p( W9 E4 k# q8 a$ z8 m
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
; k/ V( y$ V4 t3 U8 n- o2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
: e. G C8 F1 \$ \/ t4 v5 a) ]3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
- H* s( @6 U9 `- O2 n# K4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 6 W+ o# d1 o* X- a
- p5 [( _7 d' ?2 {What does your mom do in her spare time?
& P/ f9 L, a2 @1. Mothers don't do spare time.
+ C' {: J7 p1 ^' o3 a9 v" E2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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, \. ^; Y, B% J' L5 a* gWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 3 F1 A4 A. {# r% X
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.8 f9 s$ d+ y; l( W* H: a
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 5 e2 B6 T+ J( O* k
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
. [2 d! S& N9 ]5 R7 ^$ G2 x1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
3 j4 Y6 v, q t; u5 D" K9 m5 q2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
# k) s/ V' ^' _7 j/ D3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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