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' T5 ?+ t- q% G! r2 x4 nWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.) F$ `/ A/ P3 L! o- r
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3 `3 a9 D0 e2 r- a2 L3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. . q. w% L& L0 N5 w& L: u
3 o. H* m7 i0 ^How did God make mothers? 2 v% Z3 y C ~2 g' e: Q
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: _2 s* N% d* V2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
, `4 Q7 p$ ~) y4 |! K3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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% v* i M4 k# i8 OWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? 2 ?- t" h! O2 d( h
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. - X; j: t; U% U1 r; l( R% N
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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5 R" H! ]9 C6 j$ W2 A, p sWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
) D, m5 N" D" @# W0 P1. We're related.
4 ]# d3 d3 ^: [) w4 ^; C6 w( g, g2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? ; _% G" ]* c# i6 I
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 8 O3 C n0 W Z+ y8 \1 {
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
8 K2 c! z& S q) k3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? # T6 k1 E+ k, _9 l# }: z. `
1. His last name., J5 c) m% L. t9 m( L* f
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?: }7 q# r8 C4 v! n
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 8 S+ E5 w9 a3 g4 |6 d+ f9 M
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 6 k: } c& g) _, y6 e
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
* u8 _# |! M& U4 U* H2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
: Z. B. Z! l0 s, v1 T3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. / Y% A* m" A! K$ U; o
* P7 F: e5 _8 x* Z. k3 fWho's the boss at your house? ( c+ ^ H; V) n' i; G
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
' z7 q% ]# D0 ^, W$ R2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
; ?% U: {1 I, l* X3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 2 N$ J1 B' b' a; M
/ e' c$ q$ N. I* RWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
8 N" w0 i$ s( `) u1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ( P( s/ L( e' F% M
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them./ W7 _- U& C# x! [
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. % Z( c$ D; X8 F* k$ e
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. / N& p3 @& M+ R5 K4 i6 ]! c
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 7 B- E+ {( x- Q# y- h: P: N4 ~# @8 a
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
: `9 ?! _, o e2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. - \7 S3 b! T/ O$ f6 _
0 o7 z( f; w- T" y0 o& m7 zWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? " c' j/ D9 t7 g# q' d
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
5 T2 B/ S1 S: _$ o( m2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1 `0 {7 T O+ @# E/ c1 {+ u8 `
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
! v1 F: y: ]' j! [6 |& J2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.4 \# H" L) |) N+ J5 ^1 j' ^" L
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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