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! T4 ~" s* U7 C5 \% w4 h# UWhy did God make mothers?2 t' Z4 g' J# i
: I- G, {+ U- P# ]5 p1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
/ g& n+ L- Z) g% J2. Mostly to clean the house. " Y; ^- A# F3 P# ]0 d7 H7 u
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
3 N0 S6 n# N- S: E* `( q9 w1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
8 P7 Z) T2 M" d% Z% P1 c/ W4 q2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
* M( x3 o- V4 w# |2 r& w4 G3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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$ O: n- X3 o& _) pWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? + ~9 ^( U! k# y' Y) p' a8 o' I
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& ]4 L7 `+ Z: n2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
' S5 i8 c* {& f+ s/ \. T8 X' Y. S1. We're related.
0 P8 O6 g; y* t: d9 C: y7 \& ~2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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( B b) f6 V8 HWhat kind of little girl was your mom? . E) K* ^0 K# d3 h
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. + d4 K$ d _ c
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
% N" |. [; t5 u0 E6 g8 l3. They say she used to be nice.
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* S5 U+ }! Z1 u0 Q JWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? - y: P# @( R! `6 V' y$ x
1. His last name.! a% [) {+ T& {1 `0 _- S) p$ F2 E
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?: K# F6 V G' j# T7 Q5 N6 t/ H
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? : @9 K, b4 D7 x) Y. }7 j
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Why did your mom marry your dad? - B; d3 i9 N5 o% @/ P8 F6 a( N
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. : D; |1 m' q& {/ \8 `
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3 ^) D1 L; L7 G' ]4 ?& _! x
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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, H1 p& `! O" b. l( ~3 p$ ^Who's the boss at your house? 6 v4 i: T2 n' p' g
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
* X# p5 |% Z1 L2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
9 R7 U) f$ W+ ^6 S( a5 H3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
7 e. F' F B# s( h. |+ k* N1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. : L! I. Z K# H' l
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.5 {8 B1 ?+ _$ V$ @7 H; T u! ]4 Q& `
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 6 t4 }1 e. r! y/ v- g
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? & @2 ?( S( Y# {& g4 V
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
l6 `0 L6 G$ }1 B |) j2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. " M, c4 k& q% b5 y) n
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
, O1 {5 D/ d/ J# i" [3 M$ }1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.: r5 w3 U/ l; a+ P
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. * H. A4 A; f0 X- ]7 c$ h
" |; u) l( C! q6 ~' m SIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
6 A6 [9 D8 z5 I1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2 R& b4 Y% h) \8 W( s. {8 O) f/ c" Y
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
5 I" y( F$ Z3 A% S6 T( r, I3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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