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, ~9 Z) U7 N ]; hWhy did God make mothers?3 W, `, z9 }( e- Z
; ]' ]4 g& m2 T0 D) A# A" i( S' R* }8 g1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
% J% p5 O+ a# Y1 ~7 A( J# D; I, ]; _2. Mostly to clean the house.
. z3 u( X: h0 m! d( z/ d0 l3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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3 G& c. k3 v( J% SHow did God make mothers? 3 z! N0 Z- P) p3 R" V5 z
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
4 C5 R& v; I- T4 ?) N9 T2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
4 l. o; L0 J1 t) {8 @; c) @3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
& g5 S; e1 D( ?) w8 P, c- c/ w1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
) ]" D# u- A3 L* } k* W3 ?2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
2 a" Q5 U- r5 z g: a. g. X1. We're related.
5 H: p" c' \+ E- k2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
) G i A& P d) E: s! f0 y4 P& |1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
7 r* s: i3 r5 L2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
_; y1 b) u# B; H3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
) P+ H1 P- a9 L1. His last name.# E- ~& q2 z! w& a! t3 O
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?7 B+ V' X) R& t4 j0 a9 S! J+ L
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? * V/ I/ N- f; x
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
6 h) ^$ \9 I0 x8 e3 ] X2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 6 P' `2 |" b1 f4 i! D
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
5 X' [- f- G# ^! z2 r0 f) y# x! W4 t7 k1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
7 M# U: s+ y2 {0 \6 l8 P2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
* V1 r) R8 e$ `# B3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
/ o* j* g6 ?7 {7 y0 @) t# e! R1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 I9 ^9 `; a* E5 D$ R @$ g" P
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
1 w) C3 p" Q4 U) e$ b, E$ k. V3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
" X; F* Z+ i+ Y/ X8 ]4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. . E5 Q5 z) G- E9 X
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
6 K* B# {! J2 O# o, D* h1 y* n0 m1. Mothers don't do spare time.
: V8 T: w0 P1 M. t/ S# o& K2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 X" L7 I/ G( Y: j1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% v8 k, J2 z2 @5 A0 \+ j
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. / {7 l! [* @: Q" O3 i" h) F
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 3 k8 Y& o5 w3 Z2 r* E
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ' {, R3 K+ f' B6 {2 i# h
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
& f5 W/ ]4 f( _8 \3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; t8 N& w- w+ d7 \7 Z% x
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