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0 A' G9 Y( {) ^( k/ t, c9 k‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING( k, k9 N- z& `; M8 ^: f" n- \
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN8 M% v5 M1 ^# A5 I- ^( J
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading& M* W) @/ B' r* {
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!# D! q/ \ b( x
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the/ v& N' C6 d1 ~" }
bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
8 z! T/ `! ?5 W) }, ?9 U( Q”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over6 V# d A0 d/ f) E
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
' D6 Z/ c2 c( y8 cpure luck.
3 ^- D; M) i* w& k& i7 {”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers8 g( x0 k- K( e/ J# \
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”" B# H* _6 r. a& n* n
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
1 O' A* w# s3 _; Rmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall1 J. K4 c, ]* d4 c# b" w0 z
Street watchdogs.: i; u' E+ z% ?( u8 b% g
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,6 M8 H X; g# R" Z" v- Q
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing) o1 ?2 L+ a- }& w- o
investigation.
5 @- `* ]- X% R+ r" ?When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling' _. ]9 ^- ^2 q& p
four-hour confession.& r; S8 D3 K" I' h1 C
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common. E+ c) l, ]# S3 `+ F9 a A8 Q
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with! R( n% Q6 G6 s( V; G* W
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.; F( Z8 C6 X2 {( D
”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
7 U2 D" Q9 i0 k/ z3 u* ] e) ^make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
: n( k( \' g" Z' Tin the moment.”
a4 y' k0 y3 N/ S) v2 jIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of9 X" r+ s/ d0 y+ X2 [
Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.) Z4 p. }0 [7 g4 W$ q
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.” ]* C" b5 c+ y' v0 `; D( t, S
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
+ T9 h F$ T+ y1 H2 o8 z! I0 Ethe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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