UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

# M7 N, u7 Z" U+ B1 _% eLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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0 N, J% n& X: g' eAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?

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" t8 X  k7 z# J0 b: D+ yDesperate Housewife
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Reply:
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! K* e" }* Z4 M8 u) S* dDear Desperate Housewife,

: c. \: H" G: r: h; VFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

' O; R! V. Z4 y" K6 {5 m3 H& T* DTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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& ~$ b1 ^  h6 i' }* w3 N" WIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

/ \* b9 m8 S- _) F$ n5 s, y3 eBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

! |. D" z& M; c! DLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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8 E5 Y: s1 v2 |8 T* \; fIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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9 P5 N$ p2 X+ y2 O: `+ nYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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$ f3 h; d/ `9 ?: Z* RGood Luck,
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