UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

yihan

Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
) q5 Y  x* `! n$ u
1 T+ M' S) A8 e6 a0 D+ {0 TLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
) g2 I2 s" c2 O1 V% l9 X* O
9 K# {$ M/ X: v/ i9 w9 B4 }In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
, `( M4 j9 ]1 j+ _
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
( Q1 ^  k) w. t  d# ]( [
9 u5 q5 G% k: t" A# ]What can I do?
5 A6 Q* Y; e! @* b- z
1 s* Y, g0 U1 ]Signed,
Desperate Housewife
- l! @7 O: }4 P4 T) e  A' {! L1 L
******************************************************************************************************************
. I1 f6 S; I% ~: C7 T; EReply:
' y& t# m0 w, i8 S' k0 y
Dear Desperate Housewife,

2 j5 {' x/ K. C& D' D) ^  H5 MFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
* e+ z: n4 c6 p/ u
# u% e% K% }; ZTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

+ h, v: D+ D; b* `But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
- ~- P# B4 g- J* w' U* T
! \) A" h  m% Z! u9 ]' wLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

% [1 [$ T0 Z. N3 r! v1 S. sWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

1 `$ x* J9 v7 [+ SIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

$ I' S/ i: M, t+ Y5 v/ }' O5 ~You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
8 t; x5 O' |& ]2 X; {9 L& J( U
Good Luck,
IT Support