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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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( r0 E* _& R: a% A9 [# RIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.- I/ z1 U  x6 y9 Z0 ]' G  G
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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- Q  L6 q# f" ]! S+ JWhat can I do?$ W+ y8 |* R5 e

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  }6 M3 q: ?. Q% C5 V/ yDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .( r% b1 h, J7 G, G; r5 R
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.7 C( f! Y  R8 D: s+ l, B% I

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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.& w) v6 a: w- |2 b
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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2 @) O' J7 C! z- Q% Y, N2 hYou might consider additional software to improve memory and! J3 J  p/ [) u; I% g
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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  L+ C3 I# {, M5 gGood Luck,
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