UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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. q4 v# ~2 n( R* D. A6 l& R% k* V) OLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

* T6 p) r; c, O* D5 DIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

+ g& X! D, S2 e0 V- Q" rWhat can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

; R5 b3 {4 }$ C+ u, I" xIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

5 S/ ]4 m- E4 ZBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

6 h8 V  s$ B8 e# e" ?Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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- Y3 z/ h4 K- v' z* WWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

  Z8 v; G; z( s2 e- }, fYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

! b' N4 b  E7 Y- _+ s6 [; G4 ^Good Luck,
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