English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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4 \1 u: n5 t) n8 g1 o4 _& R发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

6 ?: \* M' w6 I9 k4 z8 gMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
3 N3 d% [. R* O, {One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
* m! r* s) ]0 ALove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' K7 l* n' n1 J7 ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
# {' n( k# }6 k9 s% xEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% X$ K" x# A9 v& Y5 T" G' O4 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
  {* c: S5 u. |) L1 F* s$ c% N& lThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$ R* J- n+ E6 N( i7 P; D3 ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 {5 _$ a2 O* R& G& pLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
' \: V8 l- \/ CChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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- x6 [% q; x; V( |  N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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3 M/ f- ~! V4 `+ }5 H0 ~" BThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
& m& C6 z: n/ c  m; o"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
5 x# c; Z1 A& _& P' E努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
* M  w* i% p. k2 N"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 ?, l0 Y- ^$ m9 {1 w- y) p- Q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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3 Q) y, B3 b. M; JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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- i8 F6 W! M3 B. n2 D  {, |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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! I9 ?: n+ `1 c4 {A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+ U5 }3 c7 t& b- z5 ]7 m0 w3 |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 j& A6 e4 I" \, S) `The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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