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Couch potato 鑰佺湅鐢佃�嗙殑浜�

' X7 R0 L) a# x% F8 o/ k1 X+ A% aWhy should I go out to see a movie or a concert---it is a lot more comfortable to stay at home. I have cable TV, which gives me a choice of 30 different programs. Why, I can see a championship fight right in my living room. Or I can rent a good movie for a couple of bucks and watch it on my VCR.

Mall rats 鑰佸枩娆㈠埌璐�鐗╀腑蹇冨幓閫涚殑骞磋交浜�

Hey, there鈥檚 always something to do there for us mall rats. At least a dozen fast food places where we can buy a burger, a slice of pizza, ice cream---whatever. Ten different movie theaters, and a whole lot of people to watch, you know? I can, like, spend the whole day there, you know?

% B  E6 x2 W1 n. m! pSure, I used to be a typical mall rat hanging around watching the crowds, especially the girls. But then I went out for basketball, made the team and I don鈥檛 have time to waste anymore!

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3 q( B( @, R- p7 jServes him right锛� 浠栨椿璇ュ�掗湁锛乭e had it coming to him.鑷�椋熷叾鏋滐紒
- E* U2 u7 e3 V/ x2 r He deserves it! 鈥滆嚜浣滆嚜鍙椻�濇垨鑰呪�滃�煎緱绉拌禐鈥�
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---You know what?
& s$ O; {: N% q2 q! s0 f! G! X  J---What?
3 \9 @6 `8 y/ ]---Cindy just got divorced.
---So soon? She got married only last summer.
---Well, she found out that her husband was not the millionaire she thought he was.
--Serves her right! She said she married him for money, not for love.
" x5 o2 v7 D  o- t& R$ H" c---Really?
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---A former official got arrested after it was revealed that he had taken bribes.
---He got his just deserts