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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
" n- N' g4 u& \4 ^5 w" e隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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& p( T1 x W: n8 ?. aHere are just a few reasons why:7 f; `# q" m, \. `+ U: B
為什麼呢?- \4 Z. Z7 d! R. a2 w8 L$ E/ V
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,* O1 z5 T( t1 q1 M
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:8 V- T$ V& X9 m; U9 u1 ~
H) _3 L3 x4 ~- |4 A: e3 e"What are you thinking?0 r- K6 h; M3 o% k+ ^/ Q
你在想什麼?
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( \: D( l4 {1 hShe doesn't care what you think.
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6 ~: P& `! }* a6 l1 ~$ n% k" cIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,7 K! O1 z3 r% m+ b4 I+ }
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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8 N7 [1 k, n; q) n% i0 a6 H r+ o# Gshe doesn't sit around whining about it.4 B: H% @1 K" T8 i) e
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西$ p) s; M0 Y/ N6 P+ v) Q
& l: J3 O! l- n" q% uShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
# P; s2 A5 y- C* ]2 ~: Y5 I她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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& ?% F2 x( g+ C( L( W C0 GWomen over 40 are dignified.
7 I( q/ N8 C# U( r( M40歲以上的女人穩重自持# {+ E$ {" J$ q
( {( u! z b1 M7 {They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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2 b! S; J; E x- H" L% F4 H3 ]Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
) y2 h3 \# C+ ?7 q當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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# l& S- A" L4 V9 CIf they think they can get away with it.
* a" p3 T* @/ l% }3 C( I! N一槍把你給斃了。
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: o& K3 A @" Z, DOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
' N% \) J# m9 f# z( [( p熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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6 ?$ R' H8 `% I6 ^- i6 cThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.+ O% n+ z1 h: y E) R, H; i# p
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味" c$ h* Y6 D% |, E% i
4 l) u! Z5 m' GWomen get psychic as they age.- P& w6 A( S5 ~- @, A t) _* v
女人越老越通靈- _) Z; U$ D1 G) o$ x% C% a
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) [' S5 c4 b1 t* Z; k* f
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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$ O% `+ i h W2 I. l' bOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
: t& y$ X% L6 h5 }( Q* t, z/ S40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感3 Z* U, k! S0 g" `" p
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Older women are forthright and honest.
: `, G, @3 |' Z0 M熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 P' T" S+ x5 v2 H# s3 S! @
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her./ d7 Y8 p3 X. s- ?
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意5 J$ h0 C( B9 d5 J
4 Y6 R. }: J" l) z( t/ y. H6 ^Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
, ?4 b: e0 y- J f! F2 V( A* h40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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, \) M3 C W2 k/ {+ JUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.5 |) }" K+ b& U, Q" x$ P; m2 C
40歲以上的男人呢?- }) P. [/ K, h/ E# d0 k: c- K0 T
" L5 p. W ~* y3 JFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,$ w1 z- {5 ]0 r( ?: D% b
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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$ d. _1 Q. b$ h( ?there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants! Y& I. X. D: H6 O8 ?
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男4 ]8 e; G& N: T* O
* r8 ^9 h) c/ S9 L* ]" V; bmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.$ `9 R3 w( c" d8 C
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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; h( u1 z( d& f4 i+ {7 o3 Q7 jLadies, I apologize.
; |, u" t N. _女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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) {: g3 Q" s5 e- @# ["Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
* B6 h$ ~# R! W K8 x那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
. @2 F, @7 n6 g5 M( z1 D5 f2 _今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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! Y1 E! Y$ b- ^ D+ d8 U, fBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
8 l0 B! V- R% i: P* v因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
