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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:' m2 l' T0 n* S8 L. O' H
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.8 x# n; t0 l, l; K4 ?" C' |
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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% _2 O. C1 V C6 lHere are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,% K7 x7 h" g/ R5 t% H6 H5 j8 ~
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?) L2 W* g/ m" h9 m
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
: u. n& r! o1 P3 {$ I2 N她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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8 z! A a( l: o* xIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,, G5 R2 [% B8 u/ t% V1 g- U
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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7 c+ D ~& E! ]% {she doesn't sit around whining about it.9 e; ^/ B9 l" P0 T- i4 [3 H. d
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西; Y0 B* t. _3 c, [8 @2 M# c `' `% v
8 C6 f0 K# j' }+ N2 oShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 \& _! c) n# j& E/ {6 C N3 B
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
' S* `1 B. u. [( z3 [6 B# e- R40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera p0 a5 q z7 z4 D2 m5 b
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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" b, j$ l7 |: C+ ^or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
# P8 g; A4 e, y: }# p t& |跟你大呼小叫 e h" Y3 {" i; v/ p) H; B& I
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
5 p) ]% Z* Q& X4 l! v* _6 s當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地, m) \+ V" q' k
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If they think they can get away with it.4 S* O/ U1 W' g+ c0 `
一槍把你給斃了。
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1 o; b. W: n) I7 j( jOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
, v2 D* \- T y" |0 K o& n, P0 s熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸) B1 {& |, O7 F: C
- D7 R; m4 T" ~, ?2 M, |" \They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
9 A" b5 w( p. r& W$ D; y0 x6 _因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.) V5 k/ w8 X) ?0 L. r4 `0 K& o' g
女人越老越通靈
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% o+ |7 p* P8 h; `; Y; Q' n# kYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.$ {4 E7 {3 p$ J0 R7 Z; m/ ]
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,$ i+ S' _" a/ ^/ H/ Z7 z5 X
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見. [3 D. r. Y3 z% y7 V, x
) y6 |4 M2 \7 R3 W1 B4 Pa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
0 s5 u, l) o, _* U( Q40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感: M/ {7 w+ `$ L2 N+ x; z
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Older women are forthright and honest.% N$ l: k/ i, @ J
熟女直接又誠實
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( L5 S! M! G1 s: O8 V* sThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: g! ?9 g; m" J4 r如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋/ W+ c$ J5 e' s4 r) O
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
7 ~* M6 v, [7 ^4 @2 K# J0 ^你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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; [7 a' E0 w; a& [; i" A8 zYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.8 O: w( Z7 O* A+ o
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
! b- [1 @7 P5 O. d% A3 p' C40歲以上的男人呢?
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# m" |( c$ f9 E. B0 \For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,' G) B& m5 V0 h% h; _' t( r2 x
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人7 S" p/ J5 K0 Z/ g* m
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
' M, F" Z M3 ?, r: F- G就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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. ]/ O U! c( {# e3 m3 tmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.0 M/ E; R) T% ]2 m! R) }# x9 S, @# t- }
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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" `9 Q h: x5 Z1 \5 uLadies, I apologize.
5 C( s5 f! @3 n; ?0 l: h T# m' |* z女士們，請容許我在這兒* Z6 q5 J8 }+ H- m5 ^' V. R
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For all those men who say,5 h* u) n. h2 v1 y0 y7 j
幫妳們說句公道話:
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. {; p3 v8 k3 I$ Z" _ A; E"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?/ |. c9 p. Y4 L
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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# e( K! Y& B9 V9 f P( y* S% V! l4 jhere's an update for you.) e4 R0 D! Q/ N6 m
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
& _: E% o& {; L- V) H, q/ u* M1 r今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚2 q0 E; Y7 G" b) K0 v
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage* n3 Z1 w) I8 p- H" F* V4 s& g
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
