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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:" Z2 K% Q$ f9 p. `7 u4 b3 R; E1 `- T
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.6 n2 R5 Q' v1 C' {; l* R: r& Z
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 u. a- j1 a' K: |: K8 E8 N) L, @
. T% V/ }, } s8 dHere are just a few reasons why:7 o2 d0 C( B. ^
為什麼呢?, P# L! |5 E [2 e6 {
8 u; i) s" h# T' [+ J! HA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,7 A4 C0 `" B, s8 t' E: I
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:+ \7 P, B5 J$ C G* W3 P
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"What are you thinking?$ Y: [# S7 v h' o
你在想什麼? V, l, v( H+ w! U- ~% h
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
/ |: z" p0 u5 r* c5 g4 a* t4 R7 z40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
8 o, d! t- H; }6 x# b她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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# j. k. r& i0 \0 k+ \/ uShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
. \- d) O8 Q' e5 [1 u" G她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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6 k r* Z1 R. m" c: i: x% t0 I0 M1 dWomen over 40 are dignified.# [7 C0 i5 y9 U4 t
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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& g) l4 P5 Z$ _2 c1 N( rThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera* m6 l7 y( f* `# ]
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. p; g8 i3 I/ x& I& G6 z
跟你大呼小叫
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$ p5 W) H) \& k4 yOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
2 S7 O' n' Z& d% ]( a' A' V當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地: }) e: U) o$ M( f, F
" `/ p, o- P6 N& E8 MIf they think they can get away with it.7 l- E) S R# ] z y2 K
一槍把你給斃了。0 {# G8 p$ j7 v* K* Z" d
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
2 s, C, e& y! C3 ^ t熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)4 ^4 z4 F- B. ]- M9 \6 F
9 P. X! a( X2 f# ?0 U* z3 XThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
8 i5 d% c% d8 s0 x; X% e因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味3 S7 N1 l' D9 U" ?8 A5 B
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Women get psychic as they age.+ }5 G9 X" V1 V) I
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.& z- H. d4 w3 C z9 ]1 m5 S$ [" \
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,8 ^& P, L; K5 t9 T
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 X' V6 n }* i; n7 K40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感1 B. k, v( q y, ]7 ?, Q0 w
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Older women are forthright and honest.0 f) ~1 \3 W& Z3 P, Q$ r7 p9 x; N; Y9 l- W
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one./ K1 V" k# o3 G9 M
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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! _+ ~( B8 T1 X4 g; nYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.. p. a O& ?5 T- C! c5 E4 ^
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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! U; U9 p+ j( ^# J6 `Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.! s: R( Z# ~, W5 \- f! R
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal." Y( H( H) Y+ R: |' u# e
40歲以上的男人呢?# b4 V* d5 S, f6 }
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
2 ~) o4 g4 m4 s' a相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人! \9 X( [8 g9 a. |/ c0 u1 P% e
/ d. s! d' U- B# |% P9 p: ~2 jthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants* w9 N* c0 J9 h. k; c7 U/ P
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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M8 A7 g# V$ U8 u; M厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
2 y+ P1 c P( g2 b9 P& n6 Q女士們，請容許我在這兒
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# H5 m) ~4 r& Y2 s" A% ^For all those men who say,0 P8 [: g1 ]' t K) C$ Y
幫妳們說句公道話:
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& u2 d/ P: C$ |: s"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
! X, [" {) k# N: g" a$ {那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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4 i. `2 ^7 B2 {6 _% V) khere's an update for you.' c; C7 g9 G4 ]9 j+ J v
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了2 K6 ~, x2 i# A6 l% d( t
! S) O0 C0 s8 R9 L( NNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
. m- W; O. ?. H& y: c今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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6 O5 z1 o# P; ~- ^' [Why?
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x! e% t0 n/ `" K& b0 |2 WBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
. f. w( ?/ Y, D" p3 T' M因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
