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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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! z% r( r7 N0 E( g% X$ I& fAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
' r- r# A( r) A2 K( o4 _+ m隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
% h6 y& u! h, H$ D% {5 }* }+ J- Q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?1 }4 R; N1 Q1 T, u) Z
你在想什麼?
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N N* o9 C! ]1 C) A; LShe doesn't care what you think.) M6 L, ^+ A* b9 k% z7 M2 I
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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: {- ?1 H6 _# }1 g- @If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,0 v% \* m3 ~3 y0 o8 @- q/ ^
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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' W' l6 A% ?4 Q' @) z3 OShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
" U1 @ s4 e. k) x她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情8 M0 I* x( X3 t! L" Q4 D$ i$ f" s
1 o- \" g q6 C: B) kWomen over 40 are dignified./ k$ F0 ?3 u+ W: k$ u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持9 b/ X0 R6 G+ P! t+ z; O
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera- G; F% m" b" C3 v) [
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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& q9 ~! n+ M$ u) o1 jor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you& P! G( h4 v1 U3 a4 E* Y
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地) g" W1 ~3 |" X) B
1 f W$ x6 ?7 [, ^: CIf they think they can get away with it.& C; J8 f4 ^5 G) n7 k$ f
一槍把你給斃了。
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7 l4 s! L# m( {' s9 aOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved." O4 }. L* T! G# d. h2 Q
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)6 F6 q4 z7 q6 b5 Q U! h' R
8 I/ @! x( @0 u5 u. P6 i3 j, _% MThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 t' o. F1 X9 |( z: V
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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+ x) ?- ^0 F2 ?. pWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.* S/ c0 G, p! z' j4 j- O# h2 w; ^
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔2 e9 a& z$ ^8 |; D/ s
5 }2 e6 V4 F1 l4 k) aOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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: ` r9 c/ S9 K6 g; G' q% Z1 `/ fa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart./ x( D6 U5 D7 i( p0 q g
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
$ J' \: `" g6 W0 M' G' @& ?, J熟女直接又誠實7 ?8 M' M$ r! o0 @; D: r# N9 U- K
0 K: Q9 u+ l) v9 AThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: o4 e( x9 J" A8 ~( `( j; b- p+ {如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋( G: n7 F6 [# n
$ }' o8 c0 o8 C/ e' d a. O1 VYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* f# i, {3 ~7 Y你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意7 j; d# Z/ n7 a" S& Z
$ C2 ^ _6 v- m9 X6 a/ W- eYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
$ U, N0 i; ^/ [8 g4 q3 d: R40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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1 y3 |2 O' {% g7 c- q* L- Q: SUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
& U# E, i/ T" x, U1 P40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
. D T ~5 D7 j# d) j; D% c相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants% l% }+ Y$ `6 y$ o( y/ p
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男! B; l0 } m! j: i% K$ O4 X- {) H
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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/ x. a; `) A" ?0 F" x' l8 ALadies, I apologize.' C9 u- J! J9 u. x! V( {
女士們，請容許我在這兒4 } ^9 V$ e8 B" }/ y+ N7 X1 C( s1 @
) n: I( Y5 ^5 a; S# w+ W! ~" cFor all those men who say,
- |4 R5 k; z. k( Y4 t2 T! e幫妳們說句公道話:5 f# ] J2 A. b; I+ C2 A. P8 ^
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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; J* ?$ S3 G. Ahere's an update for you.4 C5 z2 }0 B8 S( l' q
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了& d& }/ `+ W3 @3 N; T
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.4 C4 P9 r# N8 ]" N. }' J n6 H n
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. U M# a, t* j, p. l
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! I6 M) e2 { K為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage ^/ A: }" c3 I1 q0 M% Q
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
