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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA1 }! [/ \$ G" ?) c* G
* ]3 M4 w( x7 R+ M' u" M1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
. R6 `/ T( _4 e+ W- y) W D" Z2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. % e; {! }' E6 G* w9 T H
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. / _. Z/ i7 w7 R
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. / t! n. ?/ }# _( O7 G
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA . J# [6 F5 c# p% ^) q) U3 C3 K1 E
- r' J" {8 n+ m V6 [( L$ B$ u1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# X! {, P7 q% \' K$ @# T2. Ottawa who?& J; ~* X# }* g7 i; ?: N# s
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ! O* M* E/ X$ ^
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. / ~0 E! n# \+ U* e* k0 O& K" f
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
! y8 H! n! S& M% C% Z1 D, T6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
% A' b; e# T* e6 R* P+ M# g% M2. Your province is really easy to draw.
! b$ E, F8 S: L' R% H+ C0 @' Y8 N3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
8 e2 G# o4 S9 E* N2 G4 e4. People will assume you live on a farm. 2 d( D( T: e' K
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* U! E2 E, F7 J0 m/ Z* P3 e1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. " s& a( b8 F& S* Y
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
/ W+ W% k* }" Z- ?: O3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. " B, y! ]0 N9 C1 q! M
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
3 m8 X3 x, R( O1 y0 x* P5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 3 s6 R3 Z0 J8 D+ W8 U* r6 V9 L4 [
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1 V4 S& R' a, F2 I# q' s' Q3 CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO $ T: X, ~" ] y/ e9 l
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
5 U& D* L8 G$ a* d2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. . Y4 b$ m0 C3 y1 ?0 }/ x
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. # G4 t9 {5 [* w( Y
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. + v7 }0 M8 W% O! A4 j- y7 U$ y% W
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC " s5 f% x: k# F0 _1 T
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
) {' }5 S/ p; F1 E6 m7 V; l5 }2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 4 w- X; R$ W! L' }
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 6 o, m$ u0 E( b% b+ [; `6 A
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *( w+ V- |# R: M( c/ y7 X1 q
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 8 P6 r4 [; Z" ]9 J( K% u/ [
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK - \- P9 E8 k/ K5 I7 Z
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
- l$ B, Q7 x( X1 K6 i5 R2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. " |( q* t) L" @, Y3 f' m& I/ C
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick : h7 F5 [# {4 S; x& I/ C
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 9 T; e! O, U; ~
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
- t* F4 w+ {# {% F. f* ^2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
- m( [2 M, K* R3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND + P- U( y \: l* I% y# l
& F- u* z8 s" ?1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
, K1 y9 C+ E+ v2 C0 w5 X, J: t2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
% [) A0 P7 Q; N# o3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 8 Q/ B; M( ?, ?7 n
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5 n5 s5 I9 w$ _* e5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 3 y5 D+ A! }; c# h2 W1 {% }' ~
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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E) g+ U4 ^% L. V: FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( m b! B ~: U. ~
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. " F/ d l6 m! [
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 2 m1 s+ m6 ^: y7 J
3. The workday is about two hours long.
5 W0 }5 r% ?& ]: W& p5 N4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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