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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
r4 @0 V6 Q1 r2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3 ^4 }6 c; e0 m+ @# U: N& N3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. $ |, G- W( v0 j& F. }" s9 G
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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- |; Z) C1 h, B3 ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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, [/ r1 g4 V: e) }' t' H, s0 y1. Big rock between you and B.C. - W5 z2 B( F* _* h
2. Ottawa who?) i2 t1 r& |1 U% p+ ^
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 9 S0 F# z5 v0 p" p) A
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
# S5 H5 g* b" Y- B5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
1 \& Q- ?+ l0 A! d w2 A; k. R. s& r; }6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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: \9 Y5 E9 W3 I6 G8 A( a1. You never run out of wheat. 1 H4 o1 l' a6 ~. M2 Q1 ?
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
& U* N- H5 i! Q w0 R3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. , Q( d3 x* N4 [1 Q" J% V/ H: J. u
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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' F! y+ Y# W7 d% r% m( yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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6 |5 F0 \) J% i1 L0 {) n% x1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 0 A9 ?! R* g6 X
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. ; {* o% S/ _8 K6 O
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 0 U/ \' h' ?7 P: [1 n3 t
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 8 e5 |$ p. c0 w; a- x* e. G
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. N7 Y, t# C- y5 _2 F9 q& K
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" y: o3 [$ Q2 s# Y9 w9 X) tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
6 i( W c; `& S2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 8 u2 E9 z3 r, a* ^! B4 m1 c
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
1 s7 U$ Y+ J2 A S$ X$ l6 P4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. . ]7 \% Q" K. {
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1 x; P: A" ~) a, ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC , t% i, I, b1 A9 ^. `2 r9 Y
) r( [/ Q4 E3 N+ O- Y3 C1. Racism is socially acceptable
6 f9 R1 C! ?) d2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
4 Q! f9 {9 V! F9 ]. ]! O* ~3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. ' u8 ^# y3 s& F/ D! }
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *" g! P1 u, w' G6 b3 s
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ! V( n3 ?) e8 M# U0 P3 g
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
! v, o$ X' W, I2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
/ ]9 s: V5 y; N+ G3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
( e: k; O0 \, o2 b9 A5 F4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ) ]) e* o; p& j1 K* x4 f2 Q* Q8 ~
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# s& l3 L% s4 S! t5 J" N- a+ YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 7 K3 t1 L1 y% u6 F7 m% a( }9 s+ h0 h+ ~% g
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; Z, e$ I- F9 }$ Z' V0 w1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 4 _' u" Z q7 W. b+ F
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ; p" }3 U1 {, L8 ~% j; Z1 ~
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. / \% X7 |" U9 w( m$ K3 N6 `
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- }! P8 ]+ h5 j3 H, Z/ n5 ]2 ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 7 U" o1 m8 o/ F$ d$ V+ r
$ d: o! ?) v+ b# k! x; b1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
' K" K, i2 y2 K% D7 a9 D2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 9 m+ k4 F1 `# a8 o& G: s4 ]
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. / U p: D3 B4 G/ J m F# @3 B
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
- u- `0 t4 w& r! x5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 3 B$ g) ~2 j, \# a/ J5 m1 S
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. - t$ y, g% ?4 i' A7 Q7 X
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1 R6 N( ?7 I5 H4 C. PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 7 w: i9 I" _& r+ y, F, w
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
& G! x# E& }# S5 x/ o2 q/ V& Y% a5 f3. The workday is about two hours long. - x6 Q. g$ A2 e; h3 d4 m9 Y
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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