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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA5 X e7 a; E L3 o# l4 g3 i
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. : F7 [% J8 c$ F. }8 v" x
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
, d/ b+ A4 d7 w1 q3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. * G5 _& V; e3 ~3 [1 y& C: H7 l
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 6 W& F1 ]9 a. U4 ]/ M
5. Weed : U" h+ J, f4 \) n
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA " `- `- I$ E. ]6 t" \
: a% ?4 y* l6 @; x- y Y3 @1. Big rock between you and B.C. 1 g9 I( l" o# D% f) z u
2. Ottawa who?
/ D3 i' v( [1 v3 O3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. - D2 Z. N' q* [. O; r% {: t0 ]
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ; Q8 c4 ?- S, r+ X2 W
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. * [; x+ z& v$ b9 w3 D# C
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 1 k2 M( F9 B7 z5 ~& X
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1. You never run out of wheat.
# t1 J9 {& z8 k1 a% C% m2. Your province is really easy to draw.
! t' j( q9 d% A, C6 C3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. / q6 |+ f6 f, K3 {8 P$ p
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. * C7 e8 i9 A; O! U
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
% @ ^, r- y# v6 l1 e7 D/ W3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
, _8 E C7 Q1 q3 R; e2 K& w* ^4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 4 t( m( j$ h' @& Y6 O
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 7 `: t& w9 V5 u9 x# f, j- L
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO # i; R7 u Y$ t3 O, Q! V
1 C5 z n2 r& k% X1. You live in the centre of the universe. 8 S3 x. b3 F! Q4 X
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
t I o& Q) B$ G0 U: J. ?3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 2 J2 N; Z- j0 h
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC \! A& h/ { S" h8 f
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 3 _7 o6 ?( Z& J0 B ]
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. & m; i& m! i, n! [
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. / i# I$ ?6 h6 `
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
2 t/ G; g$ c0 x' ?$ \2 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 1 B6 ]& Z* j0 |' l
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK . k2 b! G) l0 n
9 I1 r3 M7 S2 v% Z, s1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ! a; Y& _ _1 {5 c6 ^
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. , h0 n3 u, ^6 h6 r: ^1 ^) Y
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
$ U& P/ n' p* |4 z1 \- x9 H4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 3 t1 J1 x" k% I/ i; o3 Q
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6 f: s$ {$ L- L& Q# W4 z& G1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. - V( g- x$ V- Q
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
* t4 j: f3 t) _& p, z3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 7 J" c' D& w- g- z& J9 s
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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! }( Z; l4 ~0 ?1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 1 r5 a& ^# e; B: b- a" V* D
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
4 W' e; C- c2 s* s' l3 `- B3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
; Z$ s/ X5 V3 h& }: u' `1 h4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 6 Y# U% x& F: B5 t3 v# p
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. , O& J3 w& y. t4 S# }) _( g1 P& x1 H
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
* X1 ?+ R' f+ [( h/ @8 H2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3 Y$ r/ a4 X3 H, j9 H- ` U3. The workday is about two hours long.
: G: l9 w9 o0 }, C% k4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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