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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. E- N7 T/ T+ P5 U2 a* H
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
4 z/ W# k9 M2 r* e$ {3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
# i( N! d9 p7 ^& U- R. w' N) g4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ) j/ z+ V: W. N7 u+ O$ l! W$ H4 [! _
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ) x5 Y9 j$ I1 v7 ^4 Q
2. Ottawa who?
) ? V# U' t( F6 j) c. q2 Q" K3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
; e8 N' o* W3 @2 y: J' P3 G4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 2 c( a O) L; l+ {
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
2 b$ ~! F; y8 n( c$ {) d" _6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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0 b! m: R% F2 p2 DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN & n8 D" u, a. s: c
. T, A" `, C3 d3 j+ \* ~4 @. B1. You never run out of wheat.
j4 s3 _- q" T5 ^1 X2. Your province is really easy to draw. 3 X9 B( N8 _( s7 E
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
- [; F4 L* N6 [4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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+ r% {4 b; I$ m) ]2 I$ YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ; @; Z' A( a1 ^7 y2 ~ V
& ?- H. r* e) N* G+ C1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. + d0 m3 Y% L; h% c, U2 H
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. $ i0 S: n) M: Y6 `- E
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. . h$ b$ c' V$ D0 p8 [! |2 X
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ! U/ L& ?! u% G5 B/ P3 L1 S
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO o: X( z/ @& q& b# i2 ]9 w+ p9 ^
- J7 I) c |7 d8 u$ j1. You live in the centre of the universe. 8 [8 V+ ?0 u) [5 M9 p. @3 U
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ' p# g Q( L( Z4 @* e
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ( H) e. N+ v$ [8 X/ b! Q' C: s4 y k3 O
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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" a) Q# ~# L! M* D6 o+ ]. iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
. ~# D W, {3 f/ K2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 2 I/ }* I l7 S, g0 L, X
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
' n. o* E' U; ~& v4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *& P, h1 N6 A o+ k" Y& v
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. $ P7 t, Y& k* R
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. # j& {: v- G9 d1 W& ]
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
) y. U- R- b4 C5 X6 F$ C) S4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. * O# j& b1 K3 Z U
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA % V9 Q/ n7 i! ]9 ^
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. # ?+ e) [# w8 k
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. + U/ _9 K# `& r9 \6 m
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 6 Q6 J" P A( h F& T2 O* ^
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
( I& y- ?5 f6 x6 r2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
& ?- S1 U/ O3 Y0 E3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4 W0 y& Y* H. V( [, f4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5 X& Q, J1 ?, C" l* U9 u$ a5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
8 c* m% V: C" n& S6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND & I6 X# p$ K. _/ _
6 |& s, g& D# ^$ A P& {1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
. M5 ~' q8 Z0 y7 ?* o2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. . H, h h+ L# D. Q" R2 q6 l4 m4 O
3. The workday is about two hours long. r& M; C7 `9 _0 A* D. K* u7 @) d
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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