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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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. E' @7 c0 K% l# i/ p4 b2 o: R: l1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 4 N0 l- ?* P' e g& I2 E
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
" q" m" z3 k6 u6 ]+ ^3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. $ z/ k; `& F _$ ?2 a) d
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. , f- x* V. ~. h- {0 S( b* c- O0 g
5. Weed
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1 |- s! L* n' g( r8 `) I- p nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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+ _% }7 }7 Z, C1. Big rock between you and B.C.
: e( `8 I" w" ~6 Q2. Ottawa who?
?3 [' ?: ` M( S8 p3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
( J1 v2 v! B, a" s$ K1 R4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
0 \; b0 z5 k: H7 W$ e2 A5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 0 x N( o5 R v! P5 i, O
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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/ ?/ h7 G8 x* @( yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. - s$ P; ^, D0 l1 O
2. Your province is really easy to draw. ( z( x4 A- Y* S5 d
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
! r9 g1 Q: E* h& N2 }6 K8 N7 l4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA : C" e: O, }- K s9 i, ~+ S. l# }
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. / u; \) `$ D' s9 v" l
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. + e$ @6 F# j5 B; v& }* T! d
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. " t% p" M1 @. X; s1 n% z, M' u$ y! d
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
) g4 u8 m8 a8 F3 S" c5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 9 e- S8 E$ ~4 H+ O7 P- L& C# q- {
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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" v% D8 y& T! D1. You live in the centre of the universe. 2 O7 l% ]7 t) f3 L! o4 d( A3 b6 E
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ! S: c3 S: r3 `( m; V4 B# j8 u
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 3 d7 H( z9 h/ w$ W8 T* c2 k1 o$ ?8 d
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 9 u* v0 t; @, e: N D4 Y, p z
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( P& i. @; R: }2 f; A/ LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable + ?" ^) V0 T8 }" [
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 5 j" H2 B Q& ~4 x7 ]0 N
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
+ a% K1 F9 W: Y/ M. Q4 x4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *5 Q* |- W' z% H3 U
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK $ L: s( _1 L) r0 I
. e( Z3 M7 J# o0 a' t+ t3 H1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
* o* u/ M+ }6 D3 o2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. E' Q8 o8 E2 E7 Q" W
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
6 N& R4 h0 a, S# E' Z4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 9 W! w! @) V. ]
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% r: H) g5 d2 t3 A, QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 1 z5 `4 t2 C+ }
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. / L T1 L @& p/ f9 I
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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% y- l& W6 U: p# R5 z. ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. $ r7 s+ X. ~- a
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. : b8 w g) t0 R; w6 y6 S8 N
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
) T( y2 r ~& O! B- X4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
0 Q) i& q. w N5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 9 N* b3 K$ n" i, I
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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* h. O. b D$ } |3 B: v( w& Y7 c/ MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND % p- [1 h6 e- M, t
9 R: X* _" ?2 A4 m1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
5 {) S' P$ Z% Z. n! F+ `2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. , P7 F. n- b- U; q
3. The workday is about two hours long. W/ a1 A, p' J, C
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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