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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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0 O; p5 |4 e9 r. FI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too/ j& Z: |2 N* j Z5 E
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo8 W! w; T8 T7 p% ~- B f9 p; I
The rents too high, the air's unclean# L* g- q8 L0 B& _2 r" t
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean q5 |! Z2 Z; m6 A3 o
And the women are big and the men are dumb6 H. M# g7 d9 y! v
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
8 w& Q/ a% h& i% i/ y1 w }The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
1 @1 G5 J) D' r0 ?( x7 e' N9 T4 O cThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
+ V! D6 G: q# t5 ^9 CIn Toronto, Ontario; i: q/ q- m, F7 ?6 c* }
8 E+ l/ q% V) a"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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+ T8 E. D, i6 uI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
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7 Z- y' }# h3 y$ i1 G' `London sucks and the Great Lakes suck$ Y$ @( H$ j2 Z2 M1 o: R1 g i2 x
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks1 ?' L. `( w) Y+ s8 {. A' F
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
" ^' x' T8 G2 aHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
# n) _! H- x9 X; QI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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* @1 g6 F. ]* x) n& |- G, t"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird0 s& }, f- d% J1 O
And Prince Edward Island is too small
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; h. ^; H% s7 H8 mNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall' x0 C% g* E4 V- J
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
! _- p& R- I( N, E% rOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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3 N3 Y* N( N) y7 ["Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"( L9 P k y% E- C& v* ^
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old5 x9 \" W& L- Z& m+ {1 B/ g
And as for the territories, they're too cold!3 _" A2 W m. `
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!". q+ [+ Z6 y) ]) J v. g
6 L" H v: ?3 w! t'Cause Alberta doesn't suck& A' q7 J; A& D- i# ?
But Calgary does |
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