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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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: L4 }9 L3 P' r# G- uhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns0 }& J: m' D' l$ Z1 F
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too. Q) q) Y' m/ r9 W' M% e, Q' [9 f
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
3 U- k2 h- o% l9 y7 R" h8 h1 k$ HThe rents too high, the air's unclean
, y, S7 k& [; s# f1 ^# q8 XThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
A3 }2 Y" [, H% W6 g* I# YAnd the women are big and the men are dumb+ U1 C& f+ z6 g: e
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum. C9 r1 K0 b+ N: U2 s) k2 W
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork7 ` G) s' V% s/ @
They dress real bad and they think they're New York a5 z# ~8 Y H4 p3 w; M I$ f
In Toronto, Ontario3 D7 d# k1 X4 X. L
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario", U% H& R5 y3 ?9 F4 E/ s4 ~9 l7 A- {
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
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London sucks and the Great Lakes suck7 M; H: A6 O7 l% @$ E; t1 N
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks9 t. ~) R2 V9 f- l$ `6 ^& R
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
! _8 [% F9 i3 A+ EHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
' ^' x' n4 |' DI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"+ ?- P% y9 ^% A! [ k7 j
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Ontario Sucks" F6 W0 o' e+ D0 U; _, x
9 U) V. h } }" X"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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1 m, {9 U' h3 C3 xI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird( y9 g1 M( R; s
And Prince Edward Island is too small
% S' R- a1 X8 q- T5 ~* Y) B0 TNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
3 h' p6 R4 n1 Y: N* F' ANew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall* j7 j7 m8 k* j* f4 n$ N5 j1 e) M+ a
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
* H* j3 h5 S B) m* Y! ?Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks7 R+ e+ t' u# P# `$ k; n9 \3 q: {
% t7 _5 h( M. A, H! X"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"5 _ u# P8 `# V/ _/ f
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
. o. Y+ s5 t4 k# XAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck( R) ~& |' t% R) x
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