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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too9 y" G# I) Z. d2 t1 W( Z6 U
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo5 O8 W, q6 t. [$ S8 L- H
The rents too high, the air's unclean9 B) J" [% y1 Q) e
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
6 |( o5 L* J3 i$ I4 dAnd the women are big and the men are dumb r9 I! J, ]9 T. I! S+ ?2 |/ a
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum2 q3 F+ k k2 E2 N# G
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork# w7 h' S) D& @& P2 `: x, H) k4 A
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
3 K+ W$ L9 _5 MIn Toronto, Ontario# W- g" _. G I0 j) `" i: q6 Z
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"/ S' I. ] ^" n! \7 C# O
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa; s% `8 Y; c# ~7 w: B9 X& }& u1 r2 P
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
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And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks. Y g' v1 V9 _" w; p
% j- Z- U6 }6 E- GI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
9 v' X+ W- b- X% J# t7 yHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree1 o0 ~5 \* G+ I6 S" ?8 N0 y9 x
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck9 E( S: y3 o5 f( p% E5 ] H
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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2 ~- X2 [8 }3 j3 z- k7 NOntario Sucks4 a/ ^- u- g+ A
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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But,
1 h [7 U: E: f1 z5 T) EI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird& V/ q4 z! U7 h7 w& i% G1 f
And Prince Edward Island is too small
/ p% B; A- q+ W- s2 VNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
A3 Y U8 W; dNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
: H/ u2 M. H6 ^( U/ R& L+ OQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad( \+ S2 A p8 f* ^
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"+ e/ k9 a2 f/ P1 R
* ]: j) R0 j7 P$ w9 O1 BSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"( i& m/ M+ [( W0 {
4 o+ \9 ?# T4 O) {'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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