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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 e: e1 F& e: t* f# h
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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( G* W7 |/ W8 ?9 N! ~, X3 l1 S0 CI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too( ?/ D9 o0 \: H! d/ j* ~0 f
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
% t' v/ E. `* JThe rents too high, the air's unclean# ? d8 d8 t8 H8 h; K- Q
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean1 w9 ^) H) H8 R0 [
And the women are big and the men are dumb
. w4 G0 Y; g; K' i4 @And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
( m- ]. b" N2 g/ yThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork, I. F6 z& E( g1 x! _, l+ i% W
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
7 {' g- R# i8 _: n. U- s1 j! X. |In Toronto, Ontario
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; M$ T6 k+ W$ o" A4 Z9 X& G"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"" _4 r' T/ K) P- r- l4 F6 D
2 c9 s( J* c) H+ U2 J5 o- O4 dI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
9 s5 ~! C7 h) n( cKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa. o, j( ]7 \ l. l; H& U5 ]
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
- R7 R5 ?* G- u, ^( m- }And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks: q6 j3 ?$ f9 q1 _: p1 \; f
4 |7 |" n" U# F/ ]5 D$ WI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
# \4 U# p! i7 ]( i" k8 x# LHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
4 P- }/ }# m: I- W( f7 ]1 ~I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"' p6 ~6 V4 w1 K3 \! E
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2 W( a4 J9 k. a6 \. @, yI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird/ [5 H. T& W9 i/ r
And Prince Edward Island is too small
6 A/ ?1 X. v4 ]( A% Q iNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
; f7 W x( T5 B- ?, r8 ]New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall( c( |- V _2 j
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad D2 C2 D( t/ q
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks& C G7 K7 U5 r/ ^9 J! d
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"/ x g/ r5 O- m% T5 }
- i3 \2 Q! r% j' C. m* ESaskatchewan is boring and the people are old8 }8 G" i3 |% y2 h6 i- l0 W/ V! u( N
And as for the territories, they're too cold!; V0 ]# h; b, \$ Y# e+ I
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!": M, X( ~8 g. ^; E
9 l9 a ~3 X/ g, P z'Cause Alberta doesn't suck/ A6 U- @/ y2 r! e+ a- [/ p
But Calgary does |
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