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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
8 [* p! K H+ J hI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
8 I6 Q" v; s. V' i3 `- P% p# c5 T. hThe rents too high, the air's unclean) }1 M4 A: Q3 n0 s: ~
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean* `" Q1 N0 v8 B7 d
And the women are big and the men are dumb& O. Q6 |8 \7 q: c/ A) m" E
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum* O: c0 H% I2 |. o+ |# }: z8 @, o
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
) _ T) L+ {7 m' F" U; l& UThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
, m2 [, Z7 K) @3 s- ^: a) ?: wIn Toronto, Ontario/ B8 S9 Y/ I1 ?6 o0 [0 o4 o' d O
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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5 c$ t7 Q, n8 q# U; dI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
+ s% f* t1 @3 E( FKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa, G+ ?1 p3 D8 M
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
- l$ c0 h; ^- L. n, hAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks' f3 g: f/ o) {7 Z1 L
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
- S( }: O1 m# _* ~: rHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree( A; M6 l# `$ S+ }2 U0 b$ S8 h
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck; H- m8 |5 y/ s9 |- A) O, W7 s
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"# }1 T9 Z/ _- f1 p+ a8 I+ g5 B
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Ontario Sucks- T; Y0 t. p8 l' d9 N, F% d/ `
% e5 z; `1 K7 @% I"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"+ Z# @2 K4 k0 S4 x# B! m, P
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
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Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
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Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad k z, f8 b a1 H8 G: S! A
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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6 h: L" p5 s/ @% H"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
* b9 s2 w$ L- I# lAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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; V# z) y4 a1 g! C% E& B"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"6 b1 k! g, Y; G' ?, m
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck1 e5 d2 O* |0 ~7 i5 a0 |; ?
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