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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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4 i, C, d1 i0 Bhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns, U# f' X) I) a! j, p2 {1 G; g8 g
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: t; j( s* g+ F1 p3 L% a' sI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too& x1 z5 Z g% _" w+ N
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
# Y, {$ a4 E6 ]; ?: v+ l, \The rents too high, the air's unclean0 Y0 X( V, H. S
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
; y$ _7 s" G" j% c8 Z7 U) HAnd the women are big and the men are dumb& H) c; C4 o; b8 i+ q" ]
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
8 D/ H9 y: r/ s0 S: sThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork# S6 u% W, n# N; E
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
8 F$ S0 |- E3 v9 G! ]9 \. c5 t- |9 qIn Toronto, Ontario
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4 W: }! l, o {# A1 X: f"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
D' R* j G1 _: QKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
% t+ P) V. O& Q7 y9 M, }London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
! v; n. I1 r8 M! o1 ^. TAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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1 N, T% m" A U# Q1 ]1 P* XI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney& s) i% w; l9 _4 G
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
( s7 K1 [1 n; Q) F" K/ rI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck2 P: V1 ?( t! s; u t% u/ G3 e
2 z5 j/ G6 Q' ?3 w"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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3 ^4 z0 o$ P5 j8 \; {Ontario Sucks
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0 A7 R, n& S/ F) a; c( u"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"0 j$ i- K# _2 D2 Q5 \; r
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird2 l2 H" m: f( l6 c8 O; P" e
And Prince Edward Island is too small9 @) T4 ^0 `' L, L5 F7 T9 v
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank) W$ Q' c3 w/ Y3 h1 x5 D3 y
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall, o1 l3 W+ x; k1 K
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad# ^. \/ j; o8 W5 E! b3 _
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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8 e9 n K8 P9 n- W- ^3 @"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"! L% I& [) x& M6 J3 L
! s7 I+ k* r4 e7 [Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
& E( s ^ j+ r' }, W4 A9 o) x& S$ YAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!". y6 z, u# @- M
* i/ @& L+ f, P$ }; l9 s'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
% n# B7 B" y6 m; [* z6 UBut Calgary does |
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