Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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4 D$ D8 T; `2 ^% h, ]4 a3 l" |Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

0 Y3 y. x( ]/ l8 U2 @( n- v4 r"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！