Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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) x$ k/ J* |% m! bThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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* N/ w. N& V4 i; t+ a6 Q! s  R"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！