新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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8 o2 V$ Y- a! i2 r% w　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 Z! s0 a; N: D" G3 }- a% b8 B　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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! }8 y2 h; @% C- p  U8 h6 S# o0 a　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

* Y" a0 ~9 B# b5 s5 W5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 Y; M) [, A* k　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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, h, G; g; Z7 q6 u　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

) v7 Y: Z+ m+ m8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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9 z& L; a9 H9 p' E　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9 F% [0 \+ ^9 |) z9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

4 |) m- H1 Y& K2 [( Z1 l7 t/ U　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?