 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. & O4 h$ [* H3 S+ E9 S" h
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
U9 y, X+ c8 t2 t
$ V5 ^& Z: ]7 A/ g4 k7 P2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
9 ~" d1 i' i# {" P
0 L6 ~' M0 _& J 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
8 B! M4 u: e @6 A- ?( G
7 E' l1 p. o. b: t$ k8 ?1 r1 \3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % e6 e- N! J0 v$ n; q" d
9 s8 Y4 L |; S 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
8 O% B5 n) Q: g/ z4 d# k. l% @ x: X+ I: y2 I
4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
& q4 _" ]# M G* [$ d* r' G5 P$ G+ g, i. L
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * `$ ]& u% X F, Y6 r/ x4 `
' B2 _9 j5 E' R+ m- ^5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! f$ m- o( _( V9 z2 |5 y' }# U# L, z+ h
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
2 X9 n+ }1 @4 @* Z! w
- n% R$ N4 L. }0 O6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. |1 Q3 U* ^ C6 L8 S: x" e$ x
- ]$ K" _1 M& W V8 |4 b% O
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. " K% F4 Z; u- P( M8 k
. X# y7 B- }8 C7 n% Y7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. + x- x3 H$ \0 e& s% ]9 l
) ]# d( b; u! K9 Z- |7 m; k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
: }. V; G3 q' J. e+ X# Y9 R9 k3 f/ e! i
8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 0 h( `# @+ O- l1 p7 U
5 U8 o( ?$ ~2 p5 E 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' V/ `2 n/ N3 f
1 I! m% r V6 V6 _% c/ y9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
/ v' @6 H0 _& [1 Y( V% D* l. v6 a2 ?+ x# R( q9 P$ p
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2004-11-13 19:42
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
