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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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; b! W* k G/ l) j: b/ Q1 e& q 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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/ R9 M6 M4 h& z( p: ?3 v( m! o3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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" E h5 D1 A, H8 ^. I/ H& f 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - u# H) Q2 _6 E
7 j) `; ~0 r# q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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: \/ z/ k+ b9 a2 |6 j. D 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 2 ?7 Q5 l, y: j8 s! A. O. D# f
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 4 k) m9 C$ y/ ^% U E' u
' J! O' C. [( @4 Y8 @ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. $ v& Z' h- L s
8 b+ `& Y+ L: @* Y9 u/ ]' j% P# F7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ' {) j( D' D' ~( }9 W" u& t, W
1 X* k, ?4 \: z: A# f6 Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : a7 E: v, X" u# ^" I
) {. v* u: a; f5 b N8 U8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 i7 E" x1 j6 F% Q$ X' w$ t' M# O( t 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' i1 [/ i1 `' z$ ^
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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