新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5 T% h  `$ c1 [! y0 E# `' E* ~$ |　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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8 s& H% M2 I- v$ z: P. S　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

# G) U) N6 B% n% l& e" w6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

3 [4 i5 l4 z7 s0 F　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

6 p  N: Z$ E' S8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

  |* l2 Q& d# V! ~2 @9 m　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

- G) r0 a& y* R9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8 L* b: N! z; a5 Y　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?