新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

" B2 v# m8 ~3 ^7 i0 w4 p! A* g　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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- l) z+ `. \" b' i6 t* @　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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# B* {, V/ b' y5 ?4 C5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

1 |, ~( u  E/ v3 {8 c6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( o9 r  ?* a: x. e4 T　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

2 X2 @: r0 q+ N5 n9 T$ |" L6 g, _8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

- z* i# D5 E7 E4 }9 K6 L6 y* j- f　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

1 G* h# R* c9 M4 c4 P, G8 y, ?9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?