新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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) S' Y/ N1 V4 a2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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& w9 |' ^) X8 m4 ?& V　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

- u7 i9 ?( B- f( i9 M5 m4 ?3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

: s5 {0 Q  O, k$ C　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ w. L: K* g! }' P; |8 q. v4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

3 t" G4 m2 i! ?4 ?$ O" x. \. C5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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: c* [; b2 I! v, ?2 g6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

* F8 c8 s- z5 y' f2 z" M7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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' u7 Z- R2 _, r6 n8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 m+ |- H" c% c! h; x7 `　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?