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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2 C/ `& J) A+ B- w* l) V 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 J1 U* H. b. J; o ~: E: F
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 3 i& x8 t5 U& b! H" r
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 1 e2 X, ]& v+ H6 C! I3 ]/ n
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 y u$ |7 ?; K/ Y" ]' r+ y8 A
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- \# X* e+ R( ^" E) z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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# `; G2 M9 i) c) ~2 ^$ U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. / N" u6 ?: s) R/ d
c. G" J/ H/ @+ s, v( Y7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. $ K0 ~; u: J& P8 n/ N6 X8 p8 H) _3 R
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. * {- R8 k. v# w. S! p' B5 Q7 ^# W: r1 C
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. & X5 Q4 E4 p5 m5 w1 h( N& ~
: ^2 x; ]( i* H7 V2 H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. - D1 n0 L8 ]' y' X/ Q+ d5 Y& [* f
# n6 c/ f3 ~# H 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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