新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3 `; D! U& y; ~/ ?; C3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

! ^) l& v8 _# n6 C7 h- U　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

: l$ t- c% K& w4 s6 U: A4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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1 b' l& @9 I) ]6 h　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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' T/ ?( i" V0 }& {　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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* `/ n. B* U; T, w: x3 X0 u7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

" U" O( ?* P8 O5 u" n　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

! G% t1 D3 U- `) s% I" i. C8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) [5 d  i9 V/ U% w5 u9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?