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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
( u; s8 ]! Y6 q 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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( b2 V" ^2 i8 R1 H3 y% t. L8 B2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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7 `' J" ~9 C5 x 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. + T4 J% e0 M! _- [( Y
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - z+ |( G9 M) f0 H" Q
' l, ~# w# k; c, B1 H& D6 A 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - @+ {. D& J0 s4 N: G$ Q8 b
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 C# k; u% l* H/ R, v
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 e. r, b! R0 T& ^! ?( b# G
2 u$ b: J& z9 }3 P5 J6 V 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ i' a0 N3 v1 d2 |( ^; i8 b6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 8 T- T0 r, [7 S/ [2 B, G
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. : r3 J8 c! Z: z g% w6 [$ i
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& h% m. W- `/ l2 Z9 x$ E l 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& r' w; l" |. ~/ n6 G8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 2 \$ H# v- K7 C5 ^3 ?0 Q# J
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 |+ O$ z. O' n2 x6 q# n/ {1 D N9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 V8 f( f+ }: G 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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