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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
3 Q* ?+ v8 ~6 w 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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( ~! Y5 S& G8 ?5 W ]' p" o2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. # W% z) @3 V1 U
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 v% s* j8 ?6 P
" Y( j, w' G8 u! K( e5 [5 c. Y! b4 ^3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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3 O# ]; ?/ `, B$ K! j* Q3 x" c* D 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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7 f5 J, M: a1 D9 s4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. " I1 z% V/ \* L) `, j& q
6 t& }$ R; F% P# v$ @$ m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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2 Q3 C" ?2 A2 a$ i+ b* K6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. , b9 G/ i) n. `0 I# M6 J
0 K$ n3 a! x4 [ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ; _' ?' |9 D7 t7 l- {3 b8 ^) S
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % H. ]% V2 E/ l: ]5 i$ y; ?$ r
' Z2 ~+ @9 q; r% ?0 m1 e: L/ l 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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) J7 q% O! |+ L1 T3 S' d/ U+ J9 E8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. |$ P6 r2 E& }& V. t
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) u- }: ~0 F0 e" P
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. - D. N2 |& f: {, ^$ ^" N
0 u" l( J& k5 p) g8 { 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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