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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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% X, s/ i5 Q+ o2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; a; [' e3 q' Y
" y% J7 E# ^9 h D 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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8 ~, {8 ^, L: z! |3 I# u2 l2 l3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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8 L7 j+ E: q+ O5 z7 l# L7 k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 9 E% U' c) k' z& x/ N8 b
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ) E4 L1 h1 I. C6 J9 ]5 H: g+ S# Q
) \5 q$ q, v9 Q0 \1 w; h5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 u+ S$ q. B, a+ } 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 ] a: z3 b; L, e5 d1 A4 t/ |
2 ?( a8 g+ a T/ I- q- y6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. $ N, x0 X5 R6 ?% d
+ r" ^9 w% Q* |2 X6 v0 F0 ^/ f7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / F9 X2 p# b' U$ H
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 9 f4 t2 G* a6 ~
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + O! W$ d; o7 N& B* \
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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