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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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' a: T. E- ^/ v/ ]( c f2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?/ l6 }1 @% M" `% x$ W' X! g
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, v6 S, B$ s& ~% z* n3 b5 X( F5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?* G* `8 \8 w& ^# P
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?; M( [) r) m: u2 P5 M
--- She is walking.
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# x* P. L) \" S4 a% F7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?4 u0 o3 C# m, J G# W; K- h' l
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" M4 u# G) b0 Z) {2 P' e4 e: v/ D8, Which is correct:5 O) a8 E4 m$ k1 v0 i( n' s
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.4 S" H7 {3 `8 O( |* v* B; ?0 _
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001., m, }2 u; R! }
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