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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?% S, N% ]. V2 @
---incorrectly
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7 J( k0 Q: k( ]1 N0 M9 H3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?5 y1 n$ f& S( U3 X
---none
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?' D5 D+ R" ]# I$ I8 `
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?" `" ]- c3 P1 T: q& D2 _, Q' z9 F
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* e2 H: g( J5 M: C- K1 [7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?3 K! S# U2 S: D
---- neither
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3 S6 i* w3 W7 I' ?+ r5 ]; e8 m8, Which is correct:, A* J/ |7 P6 `' J" }, l. W/ O* z3 J
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
) g3 f( U! O/ ~% e9 x. k, _ D6 s B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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