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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?( [$ s9 C% `8 ^
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+ |0 X4 G8 E( u5 o! r2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?9 j7 ~$ \# Q4 j w6 @( W/ x% Y
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?3 h) i0 {2 z1 f: P2 A# g9 T- g
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0 U) w. a6 x( \/ r) L* e+ W+ ^5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?; Q' a5 C, Y9 w7 Y! R
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/ [% z& v( u( c( }- }/ ~/ c6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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5 @- k9 Z B+ x2 h) D1 G3 Z7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?) V8 y2 \- Z3 m
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.! Y j6 B/ N. w2 k, b
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.3 W5 t N9 x' j( R
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