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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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6 Q( [4 y" `& ^   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 9 J+ k4 M, o& |
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 4 c8 T" h' v& d7 t& Q9 t
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 7 d' t+ _# i/ p# T. y% k7 C) p
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' y4 C( D9 b' x3 d+ ^
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 ?8 A4 t# ~, q8 m* H
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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4 c. v" f5 t. _   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! ]6 r/ E8 e6 m8 I/ L+ g
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.   y- c" \4 y/ }& ]& [9 e6 I' t
  
2 [5 u# f* b1 G  q. M+ o8 W   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 x1 T+ r' q% v2 `' K: w. W- k: W# P   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.   ^% F% l2 t: n/ t: b* D7 d
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). & d; \1 G! ^4 E( d' d1 v
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 C  X5 ?- h9 X+ d0 ~   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7 K" ?7 F. ?5 l. d9 z- N6 J! O3 |
  
: K; X, ]1 Y1 [0 n! w2 f7 }   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ) A! n+ W; Z# M8 @3 c" t2 m
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& Y- `* w- o8 |2 ^% Y   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ( A) e" P' ^7 J5 r5 o5 J1 r
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. . [' ]8 l4 A0 v5 h
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ' M, x% q& `) T" K
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. & a& Z4 _' d( u' s9 U
  
3 x' z' r' n  \  I$ I   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* u# H! B- F1 ~) s/ x, K4 z" {7 W, e   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. & y  V8 m9 S; Z+ v0 D" {" R
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 L: T! ?- m9 j0 Z   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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: B: A  C- h0 x: |# h6 l   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 a3 B/ `  X0 v  i( k; H   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. & [9 K7 l  _& t: h+ i) X

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 b, Y& m) `4 v5 m+ {5 ~   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 " t9 p3 n" `) X' `' s" D. U9 ^
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 5 m9 l+ v  o  _. `" I, J# C/ [) q
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. : N2 D4 i& Y3 s! V0 ^
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ( J1 T2 k5 L- B9 L4 V% n& I4 p8 Z' q
  
+ N* N4 c" C; ]   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 _0 Q1 v& D- |   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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