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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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6 Q" |) f/ i3 H2 \ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ R' T {/ I7 M$ E/ I) W One should love animals. They are so tasty.
2 W- x( Y" g9 W4 G( ]: [9 H 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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* e+ o' H! C) e+ ]* K0 G/ n6 Q Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
% }* ?+ ^; m' O; S+ I& b. M3 w2 a 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! N# [7 D. V% Z& I# G1 y( X Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
x" T K/ l5 b# V( x! E; ] 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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) @3 g! f1 F. D! ?& A( n. y% @ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 A4 z& q, P. l+ b% C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. " A8 f5 Z2 m4 h! ]' [* B. `, a3 o* c& v
- |! W" c" K1 m5 F( X% I% V The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # Q. E3 O, J/ d3 u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 0 D# D2 x, ^ p" N Q, w
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 2 J5 G; w" @% \; F$ a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 S) G, w+ q6 f9 ^. F9 \ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 X; K t! p! M& n& Q" f' ^, E
2 a; a$ i* e' P% p/ w8 i0 s$ b; c Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2 O) b) u. |$ U: L
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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" l5 b1 Z( E3 p4 L Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 Q! f5 }9 A# D- b 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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+ [9 D1 s& T N \0 C; |9 Y; z: E "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 9 ], S. p1 _6 C9 M+ m. {: }. k. \; h2 P
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - q; K- {, G. N* a/ s+ W
o) y# O6 A' D0 s+ |3 [9 Q There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 o6 ^- G0 o3 l A5 [8 m6 @/ b g 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. b0 j* Q; l$ R- L' w' B7 r 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " + I" N! X5 s! _
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. + H% G& | |. Y# |/ Z
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. # a+ G" b! G3 C
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ' \. P, g- c9 U& s' q& |
5 d( u6 d3 A& w; N+ {$ M) q3 I When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ' `9 G: e) u7 k, {9 w c
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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4 D1 n7 E. W2 ]; K* R A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 3 K C. ~, d7 N1 T W
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ' p# R( s Z: v) g9 _5 m+ j5 G' b% E3 s
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. + ~9 g: z0 g1 Q6 l' f) j
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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