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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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: L$ C2 b% u' m. N& T6 ^   One should love animals. They are so tasty. ; N, m1 k, L0 L/ j/ q) @$ y
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. " e% w( w$ Y" Q0 E- g' Q
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. " ]$ l5 O) E3 U
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  {/ w+ v  U3 p   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 6 V2 ^! c: ~# S. m5 h# d
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , k4 T9 ^) q0 m9 O9 G
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * G! X$ q0 C9 S6 E7 S# x
  
4 D: j% V: W1 X  i   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% G* \- Z  X5 w0 f1 e- a' v+ C   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 q3 m( r6 y6 N" n   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 2 l, q1 c1 h+ F( v: y
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; \+ J# `% }! Y6 i$ K/ Q5 ^
  
5 ?& L4 I1 I, B5 C( K2 d1 C   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 P8 _/ U. A$ T4 [8 ~- I
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 J# w- J; i; I( |( j, e! `   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ T( P+ O+ s( M   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 7 G& Q4 F4 j/ e' A- D  T: y% U/ A+ C% W
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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! e  n! @9 g' [5 ]' r' f9 p7 {   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 5 M' W( G! J: U7 w: \0 T  e, d
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- x" f+ e7 _. a4 y   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 7 p. i/ N( T1 S$ X5 O5 k
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " % I& L( v# C' L! ]2 T
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ) n* C! p# V: y6 ^! X4 z
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 [( v. S+ b/ a  E   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 L# i1 P. j) _/ c. M# |( k   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 {/ a/ Z  ?) s8 ~+ P9 F1 x# s( [   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 1 }0 Y+ q+ h- x- M/ n' v$ ]
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ' X7 ]  B, t7 m  d( c1 U6 F
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 4 W6 ^. p4 B  I
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ; G. r1 ?- G+ D/ v/ H5 E3 A( ?
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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