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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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1 v3 P* z! G# A8 r5 j. U 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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; W9 \! h% Q R/ W2 { One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 p, ]. J b6 Q6 h
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 4 W$ S7 F4 x% w% H8 n
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. / w3 Q6 F( B; @" z
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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/ L8 l& {) G& S" f4 y- ^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ _+ t, E& l+ u6 D 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 $ J a# T3 R+ m$ [
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 N7 T8 g5 U# O4 b( U3 Y) F 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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6 n- N& h0 w9 H+ T8 K; c0 n+ @ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 E5 H3 t* \7 r+ r8 {' N6 U; q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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& n% r' @0 _4 ]& L* D& j Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 x" J( E" F% I- \' O 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 6 G1 Z; ^' ]. }& l. A6 A; ?
2 c$ k D( w9 \ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 M% T: M6 c: S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7 h* q9 I: [) F! O Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 v8 _! f, f j/ m* R2 `
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ( x, P1 l" @# G y c
/ {1 `" ]" `( `+ g& a7 ` Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ; R5 a' n+ |2 j3 o2 I+ D0 N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " d! v) X3 K! {# i: V
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; M! U) S3 I/ G' q "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. + l: C$ K5 `8 i) k
- ^ a9 A4 M1 ?! w# K There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ' p; n0 _7 g2 P
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. / _1 h1 _1 ]4 g g
5 J9 X0 t, t/ U1 b! Y "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 4 Q" }3 L3 V( a, T X* O) ^
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. + w9 H4 H5 q$ V9 }
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " - J0 V+ _! L, G4 i9 W1 Y/ A
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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3 } G) [3 [! K$ ]: a When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 R; s9 I% u( z2 c: h' e+ y. k& ? 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! + M- g% n# g9 M4 h2 |
E; c! g% G9 V2 _7 v& z A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) l; r* ^3 W5 w+ c; g. f0 F 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 7 `$ N: x0 j+ O% `) r
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 j2 s# {, J. L0 }+ V. q. A _7 D 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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