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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 j; z2 o8 E: [6 J. H# a r
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ( V* ?5 q" q# S/ h
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. : B0 `# e/ h2 t& J3 M
6 P& F- c8 g4 ~( V0 B Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 3 d8 \5 A, `1 r1 J/ i1 I. d
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 _; N( O1 R/ [7 c! n
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 3 d4 ^4 n4 X1 G/ \" O
& B5 a9 I8 E3 A. [! U/ ~9 _; H/ H; j7 o Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 Y& r7 v5 O" }8 N% E. g( Z+ H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. - o# V3 [$ g2 p5 z" o+ _
; r/ {7 J$ H* F& z" b The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. $ c/ K+ s$ f2 L' O* k& F
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 l8 W% H: I& c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' I$ K3 X5 I5 a9 U3 x. x 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ F' |6 B) b- m 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 8 `) _) ~$ l' t6 o, l
2 ]1 u" T' |+ t4 i9 Y5 t5 V( X. g Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 n( Q9 t$ N3 w- \ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. , K: m) |4 R5 M6 z/ Q% j- _5 E
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 7 z9 u% G7 i; X: k/ _# ]; H" ~; t
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 5 ^8 t, N* N* ?2 `6 x$ \
9 T' g! ` u$ H( w% Q7 D* j* G8 I$ V6 y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 o8 F# d0 U( u+ P( E 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. * r, H& {5 r [
3 X$ \1 N0 Y5 O4 Z1 P "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " & B2 d) B1 P/ A6 g) y/ b+ w" [9 b
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# w, D# B- R6 V" y "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " & P% g$ f2 n, Z# S% [3 W9 f! t
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 V- M+ x8 S k3 o0 i God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; ?% d; \9 Y) r2 g4 y" q# b- w 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6 k) y: @$ z1 v1 W) b" A7 U 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2 p' z T- {8 t; ^0 j ~ b
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. . D9 M1 x# r. S! c, ]! Q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. E: Q. }8 V& c5 l7 ]6 S" ]
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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