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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. H( T, m& N! G
# G" a/ r* t0 \4 V& O4 w 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 Y! r3 I# Y3 E" X 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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, @) J2 r# m' ? Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ; e. W( n5 o: Q m
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ U* W/ s& U4 _1 b" s8 b
1 i* ^( K2 k7 [/ ] Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 u" g4 b8 w9 P3 W# N1 y3 _. K 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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- a, U3 f5 J& Y0 A ` Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 ?) m" Y4 H2 }/ v 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 d; i# b! [+ _, d# @4 a
3 D( w+ ~9 f0 @* [) [, C; x$ |" | The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 ^6 e e. Q$ ~" Q! a, J. c7 n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 a; j8 I! ^, i" G6 U* o, ` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$ ~- x8 ]' L0 b9 h$ j) T# X* } 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' z' p: n- N% X 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' h. z: |- [3 t8 o4 F8 b
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) Q: p6 y: H8 @
, W7 h t5 w# p5 Y5 q! U. Y* y Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + s0 U7 |3 I' R: w1 @/ [
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; j5 M e/ l& K5 J B. u "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - @% C7 D1 h7 X7 d0 e" B( J4 ]
! N% P2 g/ S3 V2 y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 A" S7 ^+ O6 @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ) \' D' w, w% Z7 \; I
; k3 d0 Q# w1 D0 J4 @ "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! H ?1 N {' x2 q, ^& |7 f 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- _4 x* y9 t: E' Z5 J 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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/ W7 ^, \* o6 _4 I2 V God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ) _5 J: ^5 W% B4 s( P; {% D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 2 O8 Y- d3 ~7 \
. l7 I0 x1 r" R0 o7 } When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 9 \& [! ]" s a3 L h- J
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 5 T0 |) X3 ~2 g6 n9 Z" E" Y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. $ \& Y) y B9 Q" @; t
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. + N3 ^7 C5 r& L J8 n
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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