毛主席问答英文版，

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( i& [% R% P& b, o: J话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
; h0 D% \! t3 Q8 L, i2 e. [Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
% l5 S+ D6 Z) x# I% M! U2 E- YPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
$ V1 p/ q3 C7 J6 U/ s+ C# ZChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
$ ]! A, [! |3 y, F4 D( `6 ~Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
+ G# b& Q1 X9 {  }( A. |+ R  a4 NChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
& v& ?. r2 Q( ~' hChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
) H% J+ u% F. D1 ^, G7 \people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
3 I  ~- A+ y5 c6 p  Z毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
% \: {# V) f* Y* A* M! v我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
6 ^) B% q/ B4 E毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
  K: ?/ p* A4 [! @' H$ F& A" z( A我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
8 s( A" `9 l( f毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, d/ ]9 v4 g* p9 B我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
$ ~, y+ a* z" `) [* J* }5 [毛：那我的文革呐
! T! d( i: W7 o4 J6 |: Q5 }我们：闹到美国去了