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) K6 T- u- G" O. w2 ` l话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。# b6 ]+ t! |& g& z8 P
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?# D1 |7 ]: k f4 v$ W0 `' |# a
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!2 s' g0 Q2 k- A w( q) u d
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?! b5 h! {2 E/ n) k1 M
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% V0 t: W1 a6 {# L0 d; PChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?7 N: c3 Z- x( C1 T8 k9 {
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
; V j5 K4 {% [: C# @! {. V4 CChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!5 }& J/ e& \) u8 O
People: They dissolved it themselves!
8 C; V. P" w) A0 `" ~9 G% BChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
0 E U+ a7 \: i9 iPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
9 M6 c, x7 z1 n- q' vChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# `* t+ \& e% |* o0 w! {0 O2 B. gpeople: It’s in America now!4 T2 a' u# r% s* `# T
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. [! w1 l Y& R$ s- r来个对照. i; T1 w/ }: u0 Y
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
, S# I) E/ r. r8 \' ]# O我们：都吃多了，减肥呢$ h+ }; p1 A# Y4 s2 D8 U
毛：资本家还存在吗* f& u* ^& U5 i" s, ^* @
我们：生意都做到外国去了
# G# P6 @- Z; ^0 r毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗/ [2 \3 G; X4 Q! \
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了2 Z9 P3 m2 Q! D7 f& L1 X: I5 c
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, T2 ^) N& x1 l! d我们：他们自己解体了
) y/ l0 U Z2 C& {- \4 z毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
' W+ L! g9 d0 @! L我们：我们自己就是了1 _2 b8 N, P; r9 R+ l" u
毛：那我的文革呐) L4 k& a2 {& I7 D$ V8 V; R
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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