毛主席问答英文版，

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( Y% {, W( S! `7 r话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
; K# W* c2 {: E+ U9 QPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) B) M9 w1 v' q4 M6 lPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
; ]; x( A, `: P. C  W1 }: A" fChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
1 M  @2 ?9 U0 y6 ePeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
) H" Q  o9 E3 t. S7 N3 \0 oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
  F- u1 i4 Q5 S7 P% W, @& `People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% b# r' w, ^7 n. wpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
" F- a1 B- h. b. E) d0 n0 R毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
# N  H# X% z& k1 u我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
# |% d1 v2 R1 t9 O0 [/ G* N毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
' Q& h9 k0 x( D我们：他们自己解体了
8 F% n3 E2 ~6 }. t2 m毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
$ _8 F# m& v4 p9 t* p5 _6 X我们：我们自己就是了
# Y8 H( R6 h1 m9 h毛：那我的文革呐
- l8 K# u9 J# P0 Y# E我们：闹到美国去了