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# @" U0 F* L8 U) a+ t5 ^: @话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。- V1 z; I. H. a5 B7 e, g
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?! s/ G( g8 e% F4 f$ h8 a
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& M5 t1 u6 l% W5 ^% iChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?6 V8 W, L. t% e/ K9 ^: B
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!/ f' L9 E! W# Z: l$ s% n( P Q0 a
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ T3 U- y* V. Q3 S1 ~% {3 k( MPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!+ o( S3 j. C- { A$ x
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!9 G2 l& \; c( i) E9 N
People: They dissolved it themselves!
: @# u1 A. o" j) i% P; mChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?; {, g* E3 c! ]# N$ g$ c' b
People: We’re the imperialism now?$ H( a. p! u7 }7 K1 y& V0 i
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
( X$ T1 q4 t. ]- p+ dpeople: It’s in America now!' s3 s w, P- v2 k# J
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# I5 t7 R" U3 P3 v来个对照
; O( a% x+ g7 d毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
+ E5 f2 T9 e8 b% x我们：都吃多了，减肥呢: f3 x* k( i) }5 ^: B+ R9 r N5 O/ O# j
毛：资本家还存在吗
8 _) R F( v) x7 {我们：生意都做到外国去了( n# `7 U% c: E8 t% d: B8 `0 C9 k
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' k& E% G" x3 Z% W" \; X2 b( M我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 I" e" v& q$ ]; N" o; c5 Y毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗/ K& E! l- e0 R# \
我们：他们自己解体了
. |; H+ `0 J6 W7 N3 p. I毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
& U8 L4 p& i! l我们：我们自己就是了
, z5 b$ r5 N# F% Z( c毛：那我的文革呐
/ Y2 D% c; @7 E: }4 d, @我们：闹到美国去了 |
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