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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。7 d: C6 e# q! u6 g
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? F8 o* ?, i5 W
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!! {& N4 N/ Z# X; X
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist? 9 u4 e. G7 l8 mPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now! g+ _2 x0 s8 f" g( y. e
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England? / V# K1 S6 J: I" X' WPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!0 C! j! h. m0 H$ `( R m
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!# Q; | o- {; Z0 H$ |; U& y) Q: B
People: They dissolved it themselves! ! j; ^4 W) l% W) f q; A3 |. PChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? 0 `% q1 b7 [* I( B5 r( oPeople: We’re the imperialism now?! r! i" i& J- m! O
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?! s' ]9 `: h) _$ N5 \0 A
people: It’s in America now!+ H- l8 r& S v
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来个对照 9 W) o9 @, T; U毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) \/ U& O! L( I( m" ]8 D3 }
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 m0 ?: A R( S* w毛：资本家还存在吗 . s( y" g& h" K6 R6 [% t我们：生意都做到外国去了4 T2 c5 R5 D. C4 d0 B
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗 / P$ v7 ~) Q% Z我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了 & S6 r y4 M+ Q: A$ \- z5 f& o8 l毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗 4 d' [4 x i* [( V8 k: [. E我们：他们自己解体了 # j0 x& K/ T* W" {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗8 Z/ V$ E( j+ s8 ?
我们：我们自己就是了" [0 b5 z2 D5 P# u& V( Y
毛：那我的文革呐 , P# Y! i3 b# c" v我们：闹到美国去了
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