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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
* p7 x5 J. y {# Z( t ~孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?' \: @- D' s& J" ~4 h2 n% s. h
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
0 {8 Q2 {) P' `$ q9 rConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
' q( y. |' H, x* S: |2 ~2 m. hConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk . H' M5 J- r# p3 R
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it + o" l9 G' X3 U! Y0 W* }
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
' c! d b- u$ f1 X/ D8 i+ oConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ; k l: y# s7 G9 G0 B" s
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
" G0 K" X( g+ ]- V% d5 }8 N [Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
$ }5 Y3 _* q* kConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 1 T* u( x9 |" N
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
3 Y1 _0 X& p0 Z# H2 S( XConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
/ ^. m) r" s1 r/ ?4 | [Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 8 u; D' E5 c0 m$ Y1 C: C4 U
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long m$ f. m7 [4 J& }! t/ R
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
; x2 X4 Y( y* u) V4 LConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' K) ^0 f7 j3 B* ?8 ^" M
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 0 X* A! A' S8 X/ M: i
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 6 A: E& m) a7 ?7 V+ ]+ O5 }
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 2 \2 d1 p" J2 x% _8 ~
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 7 e! _) u8 \. E! F1 m
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
3 @+ g( G' o# j* iConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
/ R" V3 h# L0 J% `! Z* |5 oConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
0 i8 H1 {0 K! k i$ b, EConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot $ n' _* }7 D- b
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- j( }8 [9 ]" u# u) I# @Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( S* l$ m0 U; YConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) h, ^& Q9 Z( `+ l
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 1 D5 x7 C3 J$ [7 T, l
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 7 l$ @$ G6 W& j. J6 X# W1 N
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
; }- E8 r U6 d1 \; f! ]* fConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand , F& u, D3 d @( ]9 T
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab . Z& N2 K( }5 k; H7 X7 p
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
6 g, S/ {' p. a, z$ sConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts " h$ u% _% A1 H" B* L/ `
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
: ~) E) O; V' F% f# D& E! i4 m. ZConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- O2 X0 |2 c! O' v, k7 o( n, N9 R2 {Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 7 h; p8 z7 Z1 B" g4 e" y
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ M! c8 x8 Y; L
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
- S; h; C; G9 X9 R" JConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up / }$ F2 _/ h, G" ?5 \3 u* ^
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
( Z8 H C5 Z8 x/ C0 m# d+ g& BConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
3 s' `! B* T% I9 L+ H. ]3 eConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 M( s H; J' _$ \: L! {& g
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ : o Q9 D3 E3 k# y2 i
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit / p3 S+ m w4 G
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 8 k: E, C+ J) l# F( Z( u$ D+ I
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
" G: ?/ G& c0 x ~# NConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth , h% T7 c" f/ Z. O. G: d8 j- W- }
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
9 a8 T# n p+ K( M t: H+ r, j0 SConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' y: Y9 S; p! Z0 r8 e
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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