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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
2 M5 E( x1 d; z8 `1 }Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
0 L) B# r |! K4 ]. @( |3 sConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ' I* k' |8 _) W6 `/ n
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 9 w) v' ^6 e+ E) P
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
) @& Q( ~+ L* i6 K3 GConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
, W6 r3 |* h2 W' w2 uConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
0 [( E$ a0 e2 ~Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
1 d& A2 r/ o0 w' K' ~Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
: q3 q# {8 |6 J& A/ OConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient " Z& i* x! j" {; G. H
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
: O( p9 A+ \ q; \2 YConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ( W# N! V) n- E( p. ?/ Q
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long & a+ v5 J7 P1 _- X+ J
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
, o' F4 u5 N) H# z' m1 UConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' q6 n% t4 r6 P! F" I1 {0 k
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
8 M* i/ {& S V' C" ^0 D% kConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
3 {( _$ `- X( l; a# OConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
. c; f( x+ j3 f, t8 TConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist & ~: s1 m+ n, Z1 e" v1 W' ]
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
) F" k" o8 z- h' _5 W& NConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
: N: N* I0 J N$ S0 {3 vConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck " k X* n0 |- g6 u/ K+ n
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
( B1 [0 R& j2 Z! \7 s Q+ TConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 D y# n* G8 N8 X" p
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts - R, X5 @) V' F$ e, {$ \. r! }( j0 R
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
/ y2 @/ c) V V1 FConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
: v) k1 }9 A8 Z. j) RConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 8 |% O6 D! Y" p7 {; P
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
6 X: j. ]5 _5 i" C8 @- o0 q3 d( qConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
4 v# D6 d; h8 n: v( XConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
! j! y: Z/ I" M3 V3 o3 V1 ~Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
7 N/ K- n# U. y% C4 l! | UConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
. t( z1 B" `) C- CConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders & [. Z9 d& U+ e' H
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 1 H, M( X) X( x3 i2 S
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
. l9 u* b( w1 j5 I% t- iConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ) Z1 x* M* z0 E$ l7 s
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
2 a. ]5 m0 G4 X, o" ~% J$ MConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up . I; w8 z1 ]& g
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- J( r; E8 t0 G1 e& U8 |; nConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
* V* R; @6 G' @3 fConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 ?+ v: B5 y5 H6 t9 v3 O
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
( l1 X( `- z+ B- y' o1 O7 K% U, PConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
/ d: l4 I& z. s3 r" Z% A6 F: D0 YConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 2 x f5 t* C ^
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
2 a# v; l/ X3 k: y$ O! V0 mConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
& n: h3 q& ] jConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag $ ]$ X7 P6 k6 g" ?# K& |8 z7 F
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
9 m& j2 Y$ B# ?# p' SConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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