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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。: N9 y5 d* K( Z' k
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
1 g9 |( U; O- PConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 1 W* C5 O k9 n
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
# B) l8 U- B- k: [ C* i2 F2 GConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
a( l9 R0 A* t5 F6 e/ WConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
9 d7 t$ B! L2 b! p; E9 M7 w" A( ZConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
- [3 r- h* a; }8 c6 r" M& OConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
1 p6 s6 A9 C0 {- S2 iConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
7 C, G8 t1 l4 E: z4 b) \/ SConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it " A$ F8 N% D. S4 ~
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
' a) [; i( W. Q1 k+ k) Z( jConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 2 @4 t$ T4 A. B/ E0 Q+ Y: E# g
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
9 h x. Q& a% D! \" z) v# \Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
: @& |% w! U: ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long * X2 v: c: ^7 g, s! f+ ?( ], j' H7 W
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
7 z- {* J6 Z( Y+ `Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
7 e5 C' t# Q/ H* _$ }Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
1 |' O* P) r+ z, E& j# Z6 Y+ d& RConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
7 [5 q( p0 K9 O9 XConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ; i* D. {# r. a
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist * e' r, |5 t F+ b E5 C
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 2 U7 v o6 F8 G% s9 d6 O
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / P. T' h- {8 X$ J. N& G' y
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck * B# P( ~. P' s$ J7 k3 s: R4 f
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 9 b# @# E3 @2 Q6 t9 r3 c! M1 D
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
% G* Z2 K5 ^5 r+ O- A$ ?$ B JConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
0 m9 _4 q! m5 aConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy / G6 b: r: B$ R) P( y7 f
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
9 k; R8 O* q5 p, g& J6 @1 xConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
5 t: @$ a$ v+ k: z7 C5 L' \Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok - l" ^9 } H5 v1 x4 ] R$ u0 i- o' M
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 2 z( [; {5 A5 q$ o! { \; r: p" y
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& ?. C. S G% O0 m% ~% ~- U1 nConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ) w+ {* ]: g- R4 e; U
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ! O3 |" D+ |/ }( l, ]+ c
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders " ], w) `5 |$ b. s# Y2 c# ]
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement " {& ]4 \' Y$ Q& T, G ~
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ; x3 v! ^/ l3 t4 c" C$ c
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 7 a$ Y( N7 C' C' ]6 T: ]) X, `1 |: s
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew $ q$ Q6 O2 X% `: i' ^, h- A4 j
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
- j3 L Z- Y- a1 E) b* _Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion * L' X; Y% A1 C, [2 Y. E
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic . b7 x" p* @; J0 v' M5 a' M6 g
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
: @0 E# V* G5 p! A! T9 k/ CConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ U; g$ l% K; r: ^" a1 T
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 T4 O. ^) j* C; R7 Q) ?Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
& `& n$ G. `# ZConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 2 {( k+ E0 ~, t/ W# _
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth : {* P8 m% \# q; k9 T# H
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . C5 {8 f, ?: A: p- I ~
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 6 p; O ]1 a4 t! l* }; w6 l j1 g8 P
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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