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" v5 O$ ], Z$ \& w8 V3 d孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
- \) _+ k9 E# d# V8 F7 w# BConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
* X% Q3 o+ l2 X- }) m/ NConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around $ y% B" r2 ?5 w8 k4 u
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
, w# N9 A3 p6 W6 w' U( SConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( I" G8 I; J! J V' N4 m: {1 I
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
2 x- t& w1 z: V/ f6 P" h7 hConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
r) E0 [- b6 v4 F! cConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
/ n# T2 Z" q' S, m+ D, E& CConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ( u( Y; ?; a+ G6 ?7 P6 n1 c
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants . V6 A* ^2 ]0 j: I3 r. B! t7 X
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 P/ o3 Y+ U5 w* E+ QConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
5 z8 `0 `! y5 x- {' HConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 9 P) T6 J% l( x S7 n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 7 e( L/ ^: i4 q4 W
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
! W& h5 L0 p8 \- |! Q$ r0 e6 j# S$ XConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 8 t4 P! O. R0 Y4 L& u) k e
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 5 J) h0 \ s @. M4 c
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired ( f0 x5 D& @) X, f- D+ r
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted h5 Z' V) n1 f ]. B# W0 i
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 5 Z6 D7 ^' i \; U4 G
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level m- q$ B' @. J5 l, c" A' j; R+ P
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
# t# W( |: y; Z6 x HConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ' j- _7 b9 X! K: ?2 u
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 0 g1 Q6 a7 v0 x# @" w4 y
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
% T% G8 B L! [! m! S9 T6 pConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
+ B! l6 d: ]3 E6 _+ ~9 {: {' M) dConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
) d: Q* K) `- M2 X3 KConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 0 }- u; }: z0 e3 r# e# I5 U8 v
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
: Z. @! r, Q" t4 m$ a/ }( ?$ F9 |Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
- ]6 `! v# I+ n9 B f9 gConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand / i6 O. a8 y, C9 u+ w1 v
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 ]2 j/ ~$ i1 B5 a" ~
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
: Y! s$ I8 j* ^) U6 TConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts + _, o. N& t. J6 r2 u# o! X8 f
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ( P/ \8 ~! Y0 `8 m, L
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; T8 G9 U3 [5 B7 ?Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
7 e1 l5 e0 k# R% lConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
9 |! n5 I3 e$ I; j+ AConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew $ ~0 ?) E: ^* @5 ^# U$ A
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
, x" o3 s; l% ?& z* h7 `Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
6 ^( A+ L S7 X6 D4 cConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic # o* ?2 k" c# B
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny V$ d" Q. x$ Z5 P! m$ X( a
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ " e& Y# R/ o. F
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
! d. [/ F( s4 oConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ' l3 V9 C; ^" Q; N8 { K* ?) g% M
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit % J5 p& o4 A# ?
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 1 \ W/ \. b' j9 ]% a2 \
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . ]9 U9 R) ]0 O( l- C* N( X
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
( S, T7 _2 w/ J; oConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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