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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。% [4 A9 v* v( s6 W* t
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?- @$ I2 E* A+ ?' T5 o1 y
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
3 D L: [5 b2 W- n. m* S* _Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around - s" W9 t7 @# t7 k$ T
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
: `8 S2 C! f# r. w2 OConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
V! ?& M3 {6 O5 b, Q6 H+ `7 _' CConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
. f. G2 X `! d* R t- P$ O% TConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ' Z) r/ e8 N b4 V
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 3 e" O9 T8 w0 p. u5 C; V. ?
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it / t3 n i) D; b3 H8 X6 O G" a
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
9 m N, D4 |' D5 \* _Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 G/ ]1 i! s/ ^6 `
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
0 N1 j k# m" T* |3 wConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & i! d0 J* }% Y2 s+ R" ^8 L
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
# s$ H7 t$ q( x4 dConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week . a' v: j' S' \- S: J
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
; w& P* g& }: R! M. M" a4 `! _( zConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 7 a1 E; c0 p' e. t
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired : W9 F% } o! r/ Q1 |
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 2 i8 l6 R I" w5 {& v( ]: [
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
" S& T/ z% M& N8 k3 Q5 k4 WConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
5 ?& I: G& o- f: R1 d EConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 1 K: h9 d' C4 Q/ V- w
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
8 A7 e2 ]3 p: R3 ~$ H! ?) |Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot $ ^) `1 `% ` Q8 u
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 L( j5 D- {% z2 p! W
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
1 m2 o1 q5 @5 X$ o; Z- yConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 0 j' ]) s. _# ^+ q. }+ [, O( e
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people " X. ]$ X3 x8 @
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
+ b* ]' b2 M, X: I8 |Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
: R! m4 H- v o5 l3 T7 DConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand / I+ E: o4 ]5 v5 R! v
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
9 @) Y: s$ l2 [& C- jConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 f- I3 u3 t q p. k/ }Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 8 z; ~! @, \( H6 W5 F
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- f: h1 w/ H& M; T+ Q/ [Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement & g+ u" ?5 t. I- N( ]
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ( V' o8 I/ a8 A& [& I, a
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
, m a6 A: { wConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 1 [7 y! ?: d- ~" \0 F
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ; U. E& c( r+ @0 W8 z/ W( K' A5 r4 x0 K
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
$ B3 s0 H+ ~3 [3 a7 aConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
6 X+ }: T; v% p* h% L! uConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
% d% L! C/ v* V* @Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 8 c' ]$ Y6 J g8 N; s
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
& H2 W/ O8 s; m- H+ Q# j( W, bConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground a3 A' s+ s2 a& P3 u0 D& A" B3 B1 N
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
7 l- r0 I0 \0 s" ?) T7 C1 xConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
: ]% f. L* e, E1 _Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
5 E. ^' K5 m& BConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 7 v" `* X# W% F S3 T
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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