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- F# V/ q7 Y1 Z& l5 ?1 F* U I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ }, J+ v4 l* N
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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- [8 V6 K2 X* w" x I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 W$ d& X- j& W/ f
2 A) B ]8 Q! X" r8 U So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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, ?) J2 D7 P5 M4 m2 o Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"' p( t3 g. A# n @
/ r9 N. p- l+ O& Q& L: Q6 l Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.0 B# Z$ ]& i5 D4 g
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.# E% W! Q* k5 ?! G9 F
. N0 z6 ?1 B6 G4 y "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."5 t! z' H o, \6 X
( z: ?; H* `. Y9 Y6 V9 _# V "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 X* @! \& u- ?4 @+ G( y
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?# b" T9 y- k+ o& @2 D, V
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"1 F# i3 p1 s9 j
- D7 a( A* i) ^ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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2 S" c" C; T/ e$ G "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."5 O; o+ v* R% M M) j5 m
* D: h: k# E. z/ g1 t! }" s4 j* ] What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?7 Z! O7 E' e8 n% B0 w, U# `
: u0 z7 Y7 Y+ P9 ]9 J9 v4 Y On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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% P9 c4 ]2 A1 J0 ]' c Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."8 \% I) k8 L9 ^
' q% w- v( h: U3 C "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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