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+ F$ E/ h( T& `2 s I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ {0 y6 _% k* C, g6 z/ T
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!+ i$ X7 R: w. U& V: K3 B
2 E1 J2 W' c# J# B I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!; Z& B& U+ G2 P; _5 i! Z5 n
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea." F0 z* @2 X) M
. v: _" r8 d0 Y2 p$ m So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 1 p9 t" w T+ Z
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"% y. | O* y( }4 E4 `" X
' O' {1 [9 M6 j, \- {. T Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.( P+ |& ^' R' q. M4 H- H8 ~
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.9 U& l) O) r. {7 m3 S7 E# p; a
* v' P" g. P8 z7 ? "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.7 z* T% H* K, M( \
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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" G9 m6 P; ]* p' d6 [. C "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"1 N& I9 q! N, L- \9 `' k: a
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?9 B" D& q, m' }1 W% z6 A
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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. M7 O% C: I8 m- v+ d. L What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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% f! l; d% R- O, D! h* t On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."/ s5 e3 |( F% w( g' i8 x
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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