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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
: |5 q5 T7 I$ |! F$ [性本善:Sex is good. ) [* y$ |, S% Z& j
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* l, I) p* Y3 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & u& ]/ R) N# ?0 x9 ^" k
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 1 }$ p$ k1 r8 |8 ]  e. P6 R
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..   u1 U8 L8 e3 N* @

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教之道:The way of learning it
2 s( S; J6 J% r2 m  _贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' t2 J3 _6 I9 f  Z2 S: c择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ l; W4 }$ ^: e" k; S7 k+ I9 r子不学:If you don't study hard,
) z$ B; c" S9 h1 ^6 M- L断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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) U) x. w1 z8 c) |" n  ~! Y, r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " O5 f' @, A. H: V: T) n
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  ~0 p, a5 W0 u1 ^  [教五子 All his five son took it + Z6 B+ ?0 x% q. _( r( C9 _
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. # @2 i& W/ {9 S( k
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( y( D2 c9 W& G
父之过 It is all your fault. 2 g# Q6 `; X% C9 D1 o9 V3 H
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # \4 X  y8 O3 a9 z& B( p% ]
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 L1 P% Q' E% c2 w$ r子不学 You may refuse to study this / O7 O/ l8 Y" I/ g1 @5 t
非所宜 but that is a real mistake % Y  \0 u' p# k* Q- I( e
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 r3 }6 y9 [& B8 y
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # ]. q, i. w9 o$ o$ u
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( k0 x- ^3 F; K, Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong. $ T0 E/ r$ y  l. F0 J
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : \% l+ w5 X" w( L# _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, b/ K2 p: y: b# C0 |! z" P" K* cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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