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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- C, v+ @$ `: u% U$ \2 T性本善:Sex is good.
$ b5 W) Z4 I  z) [性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" h; ]! D- K, c6 b习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; B, j. b$ s! h9 a# k4 ^9 t8 z! H
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 d5 ^7 Z2 v& y% I. o7 S1 B* K5 \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 V8 n; u+ s& T0 H1 b/ L
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$ B" U8 X6 R5 d% O) g/ `教之道:The way of learning it
1 {" `+ e& _* y+ z* n贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 o5 D3 m2 P. K1 c择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( }& i2 @2 c- X! I+ s8 L

7 P3 H  o* x' w: h' V: p2 y子不学:If you don't study hard, , F% `) O1 m% F1 e
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- l6 E! V  J  N窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ X% W$ y& {) e% r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" v( |; o4 P  Q$ u- N$ K6 _教五子 All his five son took it ! Z* v, h) @! \3 f! ^- v' O* _
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + h: B9 t3 T- a7 {; ]. q! j

" R' I- f4 a1 S* \; x) Y+ r. c/ _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - w/ i8 `$ l6 @9 {9 r( z" b
父之过 It is all your fault.
! O( L3 g+ ^! ?! m+ K8 n教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - r% i$ V8 [3 v& j
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 l" D; O; A" ]

/ I- O, W8 g* t8 V2 y0 C, O3 m子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 }6 |$ n% N5 n$ O! N. u5 ^非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 a+ R3 N: ~7 G* X: j8 ~
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 l# q* f; S) \0 @) t老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # M; a: ^0 |" |9 Q  M

: @$ J5 _* b) k3 I) z  q0 `4 T( }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & @# T) u8 p# \
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 4 A! U0 E6 Z! X# n& L
人不学 If you don't learn sex, $ S+ W) B8 ~5 f
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# n; Q% R1 K1 `$ ]
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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