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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. / W0 Y; z* V  S4 G7 }. v! S
性本善:Sex is good. 5 [9 H- e; [; A5 l, {
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 f7 }3 V' w3 G& Z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. . C, {, z. z& n
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
" {! r) m8 q; z8 ]4 [$ i# y' y性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 k. k, @  E$ m; Z8 l, q

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8 e5 ~6 [3 d$ h5 [, y* Z1 x教之道:The way of learning it
6 Q# J3 `7 F8 t6 d) D' z贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : m! I# A. |( e. N8 E4 F
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : k5 B9 m, R3 ~& b' e
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, {  n6 Q8 t' A断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ( D% }7 x) w6 r2 J- N: n5 f& e
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 N  U4 A& l% [9 _0 E
教五子 All his five son took it
6 ~( r. _' ]$ i3 g* `名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 e/ Q, G! m4 j养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! |( O$ J6 Z9 A0 ~9 ^! I2 \父之过 It is all your fault. * m. q5 ]. I$ C- T3 ~
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; |; {* v; _% q: H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 Q" y& f/ K3 d7 {+ F9 |5 ?7 D& B非所宜 but that is a real mistake $ k, W. p% O; L5 q( s
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. L0 c. y& ^' H8 o; i9 @/ i5 w: l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' A( k/ [+ b5 H( p" e2 ~
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( t6 p; U5 g" Z6 H8 \; p! d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 V# e% P  p( v* `( z3 k: z人不学 If you don't learn sex, - E5 S. U6 v9 p; @4 h
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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