爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 c2 \' o7 F% \8 f; z* ?苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( K; O0 d3 L- y: b择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

) A4 }* x0 m) y+ c子不学：If you don't study hard,
- [3 P) Z0 E( x6 Y/ |断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ Y2 Y0 f: A  r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
: @0 @/ S/ U# e) D$ ?2 Q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

# t* ^, L( }' i8 \# G+ O1 x: R+ P养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- ]9 q9 ?) T0 U/ t$ a0 U- E" z+ Q7 [父之过 It is all your fault.
% X, q  e; a- G- h2 K教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' t5 S; @; M" i子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 ~9 s) h; n% U& s2 `% q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

* T# H$ ~! d& q玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 Y0 m8 w! s- U+ d  s& D1 _" y+ ]/ q人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 ~  n- n- X2 ]. C不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! c3 Z0 B; H+ s. r4 C! AFaint!!!!!!!!!!!