爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% y. K: P: n0 `8 N2 T性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
% ]5 C5 M" z/ E5 @苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( [# Q" a' i: o& v5 d# ~& o性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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7 q  p& A/ x  Z# B教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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: h, f$ _3 B9 T. n昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
; ^$ T" O. `) h" c' G2 N. I断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 l# D" {! N4 f& E7 Q8 `有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 _; Q2 C% x, x) ?/ i' o$ e教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

# d8 z) A& }2 o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# g. p) n# R, x" F; Y' D3 z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
& d) l, B7 v, A  D0 t$ C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

" O, F5 O2 X* B* \6 N; y8 }: A8 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% o: |/ n" U6 [: ?  v不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) ?2 f( o$ q. s: D% C. Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
  ]: Q# E0 s6 c; R+ oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!