爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 f! }+ ^: V2 o苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 {& g* y# g! o3 P# W性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

' z" @9 u1 N6 _子不学：If you don't study hard,
# a- y3 Z* n. e; w7 R8 n断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

# N' ^8 U. X8 f  X  E0 ]3 E" Q! n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. }" F, P3 A9 `: v0 L8 p9 T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
" x' R' q. b3 F0 p+ X% }1 J教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

3 \  j1 H9 W0 J6 r3 F/ n子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 O/ L- A! b& O0 _! f非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 L) h+ u8 O4 n幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: \0 N7 }% A1 @1 q2 o. O/ K人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 i, s; I# M" k# U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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