酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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3 Q6 m4 S  }% D3 M7 J6 ]2. Always toast before doing a shot.


5 e( b6 e% ]0 N8 Z8 O" e3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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% k  \5 l. B/ D( x, k6 s1 k4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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: w+ D) R- G. a" ^8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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' B. n7 O7 Q8 S5 h6 ^6 q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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  |: I, Y& I$ V, X19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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& N7 d7 s4 e) i24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.