酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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0 `1 f! j' H) ]8 u! t: X1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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$ N7 W3 I* ^( J% R3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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3 J2 h* r, i$ O5 |7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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. k- ]! i9 Q& N8 {5 z8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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4 ~/ m$ R) X1 Z9 Z+ h3 |. q9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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4 C$ w+ F$ g: @12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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$ u0 ]8 n* j( O8 `. x15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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) N4 x  n4 `5 X" D/ u16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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) I- l4 j# ]: z3 S! x5 P  j17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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6 o1 U8 I# M1 v  g: D21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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. T% j- ?' |7 a1 _# m- B1 Q22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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1 R$ Y- X: m' C) ^2 F24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.