酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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$ C/ p; a- h8 D. Y/ q8 [5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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/ t  f- I" C3 N2 c2 I& A$ v9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


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4 |( r: a! m2 v0 V12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


. x& r. Q7 D$ N# E13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


2 B2 E. g( m& _( F& y17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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* w2 e1 \% M- d18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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$ E0 D. M4 e1 {) R) E6 d0 o20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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+ |% L- i9 u6 `& ]( ]: ~$ o22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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' q0 g" N8 m4 `( G. S23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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+ M9 `! d  O5 X: W# `7 O8 o24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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5 ?# K4 I: @0 I* g3 }* r; h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.