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酒吧规矩!!!
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! w/ W" n5 b1 [5 s' [# _8 [1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.( b" v9 h- Z( Q
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.2 W2 U3 L1 N) l6 M
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$ o$ Z, W8 g% I4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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4 W1 b0 }5 Q% ^$ T& F p5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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! ]2 i: L' c0 d1 F! d+ q9 q# F' K6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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! q( `# ^+ y! ~ v5 r& p6 e7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.5 _+ D, r; i% b
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7 e9 P+ O; s y8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.1 `- A$ H1 v; r2 W W
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message." T3 C7 R2 {! n, H! \! @$ Z
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0 v" `/ o. H! y$ i0 S14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.( ~9 T7 z Z; a
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.5 U* N/ L1 |5 y; k
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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* X6 x R* @' x1 {. U, R; {7 K17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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: X# p. D8 u( t+ [! n) B* H( b18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.. |& d( [' \2 a& E
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.3 z( `: j! k% j8 s$ C& z+ Q2 r5 S
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$ S: X5 T( M. p# p2 F21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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- H5 d# ^# b( b' r22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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% d% r# ~( u; p c( W% n# R23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.7 j8 l* C' l. ]6 \6 K: X) a- N
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.2 \1 i; ]( k0 F
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