酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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' Z* P4 z$ o$ g2 H4 y6 f8 A7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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$ {) g( t4 C0 Y8 w; ^- G8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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7 |( K5 f! Y$ o3 `' J: W8 p, V4 x10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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# V0 u( r0 e$ u* z& g, Z11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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: ^3 m8 I& ?/ j, K4 x, K12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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, }; a, g1 s# I- r2 q0 [6 l# n& {14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


( z6 i& q& w4 o16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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) |9 o$ X; n0 I. j8 Y( K; j' b17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


7 s$ L! M' T8 c19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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) k7 J6 K0 U# z22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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) T8 `# M$ x5 @' I6 R23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


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