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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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) E; e$ {7 U& O2. Always toast before doing a shot. 1 `2 {) C2 t- F) X3 p) ]8 N
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month., y8 C. M0 {$ m
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. `5 M G- Q9 Q7 V; L) _- O
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.0 {! @+ S. ?* u3 z+ ]
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4 L$ p! e0 C& S% M5 E5 p10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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$ x9 M; j% @" D2 W) G' l11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.6 r3 w9 z6 }' C
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' m6 S+ o/ n1 ]" U12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.6 p0 T2 k0 ^! X( V) r9 q& S5 L
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! X* \( J/ q3 i13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.( i+ _4 G+ [' e) V$ P) Z+ R6 q
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; X; X: P9 r, X+ R% ?; r4 v16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference./ h ?: Z+ e" |) c+ @
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5 b- i$ [0 d5 R18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.3 Y& V4 Z* Z% r" j8 J: d0 A9 r+ ~. Y
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8 T0 \ u- O( o% _3 B. C( \19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.% Z. {1 f. X0 _) j& f
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6 t( B* `' K6 ^ O23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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& @2 G9 Q T: p& M24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence., s7 _0 \) |! [5 u
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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