美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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5 W; G# r" _4 o, a1 Gbe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

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( L8 g0 X8 e2 E$ W0 J% p6 yAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

( l: f! a" d: p4 t男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

# R* W$ z! V! m' u& e6 q6 cIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

) ^( N/ L( o! e; ^7 J/ w* {如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

; i1 F9 [4 u# FSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。