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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. # [: I, b# K2 K1 ^7 L0 u' R+ T# w
Snape: Who is it?
3 S$ \' y) D7 y6 L: { cVoldemort: You-know-who! : T+ z/ e( H& p; p
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" D4 s9 t' C& \" D1 a* vVoldemort: You-know-who!
6 Q* K7 X/ ?, r CSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
; F1 x- S8 f* @/ `/ CVoldemort: The dark Lord!
H" I: {; R! |$ u% j1 kSnape: Sauron???
! d: k2 @+ H9 @$ h$ f+ v7 l; v/ fVoldemort: The other one...
' ^0 |0 } e4 g, jSnape: Darth Vader??? 0 g0 s3 Z% i6 u+ v) f; r
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! _" U1 g% Y- _- H( o
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 9 u% O; s4 r4 V5 x* c8 h
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ! t6 |" V# k# @/ C/ O' R' G
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
8 Z, t* ^' Q, _2 PSnape: So Harry is my brother?
1 Q" S( }9 F H6 m" m$ y2 ]/ vVoldemort: Your twin brother!
9 \$ u9 L" R+ w* f/ F( } O1 fSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
1 _$ E% d) L/ C0 [2 N5 rVoldemort: He's the younger twin! - ~$ P' q. h$ }/ {
Snape: Okay, no problem!) L+ W$ N. O- }) T9 d9 k7 M
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Severus: What's that?
2 B+ M1 E& W2 l* vHarry: Your cauldron. 5 s0 c2 f" R+ C7 G8 C. ^
Severus: What's a cauldron? # U2 W& T# `( Z9 o+ v w
Harry: Dunno. 3 W/ L+ d$ x& _0 V/ l
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
0 _! U! g+ P7 z' _+ {( \2 \Harry: Yeah. ! }/ A/ i: g* o
Severus: You first. + L2 ~& `. N" O
Harry: It's delicious. 4 U6 E- ^4 M4 H7 S2 @
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 C$ w: T, S$ {) c1 Q! R
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