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3 x* e7 j. d; A$ o) h/ SSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. * X( q+ }1 ]4 X! \0 X
Snape: Who is it? 0 }: F% a! z: l
Voldemort: You-know-who!
1 V0 H/ G- T: E/ w) U/ JSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
+ @: q8 b) E% r" a5 iVoldemort: You-know-who!
G* M2 l5 z9 W9 }4 i' dSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ( [5 b) u) G1 v" F8 Z7 O
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
/ |+ Z! F% U, t1 CSnape: Sauron???
: D/ a. V- ~4 Q8 Q( q1 UVoldemort: The other one... ) Y5 C+ ~" a8 _1 `1 e5 b
Snape: Darth Vader???
7 E" r; f9 B7 _Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 4 X0 Q9 }% q, F$ t8 S$ [" m( L' D$ Z
Snape: Hermione????
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5 P3 N4 O$ P T0 O; rVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 I ?) t) f* u* k" vSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* n1 L, l8 I$ H ~Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! , R' ]# p: j# j9 }
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
/ n5 w$ G2 _0 B1 N8 B# @/ ]Voldemort: Your twin brother!
- S; M% m6 b! N: `1 }Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 0 O- i: A9 q+ }
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 5 D" S+ s% j* F) Z: L
Snape: Okay, no problem!2 [( s& m+ `+ m" L
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Severus: What's that?
/ r, j" _/ u& _. s: DHarry: Your cauldron. ! V9 K. k% a- Z |+ [5 E
Severus: What's a cauldron?
6 p! T1 Z9 ?0 e. Q) [Harry: Dunno.
2 j2 W! c, J* Q8 w* S2 _Severus: Looks like something to eat. : ` a5 \2 L4 e0 `* `7 {% d" J
Harry: Yeah. ; z8 H" l! H6 x5 `
Severus: You first. : J- O/ _* i! b6 {& O- X! w
Harry: It's delicious.
; `, Y. S5 H6 Q3 @. R* ?4 }Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!+ u# Z, k$ \7 X$ B
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