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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. @2 K- [ B. [% W* d% ?+ g( O9 R
Snape: Who is it?
2 s- G# p7 u I4 e* U6 h! x0 O0 MVoldemort: You-know-who! 7 C5 X6 Q7 G0 }% Q3 ?( w
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* ^* D/ [. Y* fVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 n4 C* D( _! j+ d1 b* Z) k2 L: o1 @# z
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? - B3 f2 Z) X" B, B
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 4 p1 q; ]6 p" s; ]
Snape: Sauron???
" s3 _) ~9 x/ e7 i3 }Voldemort: The other one... 2 u6 z! M6 e( |+ P
Snape: Darth Vader??? 1 I! I9 X. M' N0 f
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
: t, e0 E- Q$ N! }+ J+ SSnape: Hermione????
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! l7 F# M' X* `0 y; \: yVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! , M# k ^1 ~, E( p$ r8 G2 m! N5 F
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
; h- ^) y! d$ Z9 B& Q: i8 ^Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. O( S2 O& @+ y. ]: V, k" ESnape: So Harry is my brother?
' ~0 H" b0 E) B: WVoldemort: Your twin brother! / n9 |6 {# P5 L, f. `/ P# u, W
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
1 @% G! V- ?# F1 J$ r$ @Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
+ ?+ `9 c0 U1 _+ C: SSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
7 [$ r7 [: a3 Q5 m9 v qHarry: Your cauldron.
2 w( M! D y \ R8 R# ISeverus: What's a cauldron? 6 Q6 c% R2 R G5 |$ i! b
Harry: Dunno. 2 O# y" I% s( t9 E
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
- ^ x9 a9 K& |Harry: Yeah.
. n" z4 K( t. L y1 e) j% kSeverus: You first. # z$ l$ @/ }$ r% \# q. X
Harry: It's delicious. & T' f/ ~- n8 n6 n3 l/ A% o; A
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!5 F5 y! d6 M$ T4 c2 t' j
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