恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

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/ m$ ?/ D& a: {6 k9 y) QSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
" [  I* w3 v: nSnape: Who is it?
6 T  x8 Y- N2 L* T2 \Voldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* _6 K2 m  k2 Y2 x6 O" N# kVoldemort: You-know-who!
# v: t; x; Z; i. gSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
3 ?9 x0 u1 {" E2 c6 w- d* m% ^# UVoldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
! P1 C6 b' |4 \/ w* D* d& p7 ]! PVoldemort: The other one...
Snape: Darth Vader???
2 s4 c9 a0 d  ?' UVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
Snape: Hermione????
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, v4 {2 o) Q% {Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
7 ?4 c% i5 L! Q' Q9 CSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
1 o1 M: ^# W$ r- S9 iSnape: So Harry is my brother?
- P3 d- X/ K3 kVoldemort: Your twin brother!
' l# m8 o* w6 F/ J3 ]; j& nSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
1 R& m7 s% S; Z2 zVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
7 [9 O: K% x1 T# Z4 f0 _' |& cSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
Harry: Your cauldron.
% ?" u" o$ w5 Y& Z% T! VSeverus: What's a cauldron?
$ ~* K) i- C6 F3 \) n. z1 YHarry: Dunno.
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
4 i5 O# v" h. YHarry: Yeah.
9 X' g" u6 I) P' z9 _; p, G2 qSeverus: You first.
* U" n7 c0 m; v6 GHarry: It's delicious.
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。