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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]. A9 {2 w) N j) Z% e5 i. G
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.6 f! q; K& a4 ]6 f/ b
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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4 K2 k6 I2 j) |+ d8 y9 X3 E5. You use a down comforter in the summer. . I; f4 Y, j7 w( ?: F$ G
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ( p" K$ T: L) F& i3 P1 _# x, X
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]4 w: e7 H1 ?. A8 Y, [
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.9 |8 x' f& h8 R+ y( C( _
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! `; m2 P3 {* M$ j& k
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton): r/ y- E1 N7 N2 p* [& }
8 A: H5 [% N. X2 [4 I! V9 G4 @$ q10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.8 O& g$ Z7 \ U1 J2 F) r) _
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 9 C4 o' G' o r
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 1 c5 @! o# z, _& N5 D' f' J! ~! x
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
+ A1 Q/ H2 i# T! V# H+ Ryour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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# S) m" W/ Y9 y" r12. Gopher = speedbump.+ E- h% ~7 N1 o& v
7 Z X. R! K$ c+ i5 H$ q13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.8 `% W# W: a7 j& p
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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