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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.* @3 v q6 J, F7 l2 c
8 Y9 p, ~& g2 J9 q5 T. o9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton), [% U+ B7 t* x+ c- e- L6 H
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 1 h, n- M3 W2 q+ |+ u: A9 e& ^
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 1 d; V7 U6 o4 J# M3 F
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 7 y( [. N9 k$ n+ P9 h$ J7 y# S6 a2 z
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.& g( d, V9 t6 m" w. e
) w4 n* O2 C$ @% \+ i: {( E+ i# g13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas. y6 I8 C* t; T. r, b: i
9 I0 }8 @& m2 M* I8 L6 o14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your * h( Z$ J# C, E% Q' U% n; E
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