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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.- o) ?- @: r) C. k+ [! P- P
( m) W5 z/ M' Q+ n2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]+ I( t2 ^, O0 b& U: h
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day." }; g4 S/ U2 z/ [& Z
2 t# u g0 E! C2 }* V4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
k/ }$ z: [* |! {+ ~6 Rblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]0 i2 P% s- C9 W$ H8 M8 c
5 @6 G5 ]+ A" N5 ?. {' H- D& I7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.. P# b& w9 h. u+ S5 S2 [! K$ ~
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
4 z, G4 v. Z& J; F1 Ctwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
$ z) V& r5 h" Z7 b. i/ [3 \( O f(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
+ U! U! [7 O& J! `your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 + b E6 @4 `4 Y# H3 J' S
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.* r# O( C# u I2 `5 p8 ~
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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* y& j9 O2 b% |1 {- S13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.1 m) [) S3 v$ `; k2 A2 [6 g( y
! r( W, u/ z0 ~3 @# I- Y14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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