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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]( y p) C7 w* ~) Z- L5 \
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8 S. d- b2 R, Y9 Y" } ^! Z4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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* _1 X- v1 V+ O: Q9 Y: s m5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a / h& d7 s; T% O
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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/ q. t. F+ l, e }: o" W( b7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8 m0 k; `9 Q( |5 _8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.& L5 u }! H! G$ l( ?3 D5 P
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)6 `: J1 _. q+ o4 {- ~; l# ^. |
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ( v. A5 _' T8 w& x. S
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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/ N% {& R7 k( _: C8 w3 cyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 $ [! o2 \3 j! s
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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( a- N4 s4 l% h R9 u$ e/ i13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas., x+ f4 |0 b4 G4 V0 D
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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