All Numbers Are Equal - w( E W8 H9 d# l' pTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 1 F( n+ l j4 `( z- b7 z , @ N7 B- E- F, _. t0 L/ [a + b = t . `- j5 ]! H+ X0 p(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) & j- M% z. v0 c! w( C) R8 H1 x; Ia^2 - b^2 = ta - tb 9 w f6 K- g. ca^2 - ta = b^2 - tb % N# N' a- ]( w6 g7 n7 Ga^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4+ X- ?3 N- z y: |7 X0 X
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