 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 0 Z* @1 ~ k5 h7 v4 t0 j
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.9 e; L, d6 R3 V1 w# U5 _1 J$ ]
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 }2 s2 d8 f" [; q- c
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.0 |. C" o' D" V( |( c
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1 g+ {' G4 h7 `! m* T! sShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. - o2 L# T& \ b
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: Y) g7 m2 C' e+ @0 ?Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.! ~" J" }; D4 J& V7 A
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' D- B6 |/ F; [& FYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut" w: v+ o# f$ @/ }2 {
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) s+ Y; P" z% u' @Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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