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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. * {1 R; y. d- D

# `6 |% h7 d* R% t9 C2 qIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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' S5 R- A8 B  P* A$ h9 u+ y- u4 J1 dThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.5 H9 A7 r9 u1 R; p

) ~% p$ x' u# L  N% cDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.3 ?' I+ ?" _, o/ }+ K
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank." F$ \; X4 f7 |3 j0 D

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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!', R/ n5 b) K6 N" ?; s4 N) T

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3 D. M+ E( M: d, w2 RThat's when she shot him.
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' T& `- C' M' WYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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- t( z4 G- M; R( w& yWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52
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& n$ X7 \9 [  Y+ I& n不可能,正在看呢~# E9 v) c, U. G! B( B4 E' }+ i
昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
  }- v% L3 _/ ?  c! H. T' f这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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