 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 1 f9 J( D0 P R" p" j" `) c
+ U+ P) S0 A& C& lIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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* s6 q9 A) _* Y; t$ T8 @, aThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.9 |; x- u, U/ x
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.4 U8 F- R2 b `6 T
, _& S. ^4 c$ Q: {$ D- sDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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, K2 u, ]% \6 j6 p3 X4 e; AIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.9 n6 `) p; B7 p6 K0 _
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 6 b. y* i3 y: {) D! T( T3 ~
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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0 c5 c$ J ~4 G$ ~8 ^8 s* RYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut; j; C0 z# h/ S, M# |
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2 T2 y7 Y" K4 X! N' G( FWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 5 q; n& X, b4 W9 C& d
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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