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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. " R2 N1 H D; S' N1 i
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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3 p& h! T5 M; E" L% q9 }This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.9 {0 l6 b! h8 K6 |2 y; m9 O) I! L7 D
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.! h& d9 S1 H1 E; j
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: u( @! I) [0 C8 `- ?It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.( v- m! I0 d1 d, |
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1 @, ?9 p$ K/ `& P7 h# E% v- F4 j' ACalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.! p, T( _9 U T) Y1 R
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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+ ]' w i4 G) m# j& Z! I! nThat's when she shot him.
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0 D. T$ p2 H$ A2 D& A4 H8 }8 m( ~You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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* v$ x5 ] y" W1 f4 I* AWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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