 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 4 I/ V1 O- T1 K2 f2 `
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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$ Y1 Y5 ?9 x" R/ {- E$ u( YThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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; p/ ]6 I. l8 n- R c s( gArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.* i; S, J0 Y# g0 L- X% ?/ j/ E$ b
# V9 W l# o$ h V; Q# ^" UDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.- v- M/ z5 n5 I0 W
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) v+ I! `* y( `3 `She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. + r- {8 g3 Y1 _5 {; n: x. C9 ?5 F
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!': S, b# g& a: S
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That's when she shot him.; g, \" d7 l0 R* T
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4 l2 d& P! ?6 iYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut& |3 M/ {/ m6 {+ l6 z. F5 ^, |
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/ _) @0 a, N! O% ^! o$ m q3 F8 eWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! : V1 k+ r+ v6 F
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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