 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 5 T s) O+ G `6 g2 f
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.& Y7 b! w3 w; K$ ^3 _
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3 s8 G) e5 O) E' P- a8 b0 I- h6 nThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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! N8 j9 Q& s z) `, hArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.' U& y' J, v: G6 p
- `) N# [7 B) [6 X3 iDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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; R; v9 J+ M2 mCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.6 J9 l; [5 p& y4 j6 Y2 g2 ?
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- v4 u Z4 }8 A* I3 aShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 4 y% n& _3 V K) W
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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# H! a+ k: P' u- OYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ' z- L- [) w* M+ ^& {; J' t6 |
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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