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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)# D2 K: A7 e8 k9 L, @8 f# _: }
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.& D+ V& _, r* M2 p
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
. t6 _# Z. M8 \- _6 j3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
8 K+ A4 l+ x: R s; }; l8 x4 r4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better./ W' _4 x* p- V8 S2 ^9 f
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.. Y5 W, T p! k4 g( \7 e
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough. t$ e- B" r0 \! R
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( [% C m4 T+ x0 \
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. I( |( }2 z h
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More if I have time .. 5 ~8 M6 o; X: m! l
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