 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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9 d% T: T6 k+ }1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.& U( C! k" c- N" s# n) h. I
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
6 E5 k" H1 R8 G9 H8 B; @3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
7 \, L( L' X" @2 s0 L2 F7 j4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.1 c2 ?" T% j- o i
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.: c% B, |" J& B* s. _& {3 L) b
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.( p, `' j1 C$ {' R5 S* l
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
& s. C% k* k" i8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ; n7 ~2 h# s5 O6 @1 ?" K
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More if I have time ..
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