 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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" P Y8 C- N1 Q# V3 `- G1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
5 o$ R1 ]- H& Y- [2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.( T7 l( J! t/ D8 C2 f# \
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
D* V" m$ t# f4 V* r" y4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.! p: J0 M. |# R4 e F1 d
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: D- @' v# W3 l$ |4 {, `# J7 I5 P6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
7 K Y" z, y% y6 z3 E( X7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed., a9 S: x% v! J( F
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. # w# S4 A: W2 ^5 N g/ S2 c* O0 g
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More if I have time ..
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