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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Why?
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2 c1 S# }" O6 [' Y. D+ G( VBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America. F% q( ^: I. g6 a$ J
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:" y1 t. Z9 _! J: v! C
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
9 f, _) z7 Y7 bMaria: This is it. 9 j* I  g+ q( o4 }
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? & _! i, Z0 w0 N
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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7 `" @  B8 A. Z7 `: xA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.. i3 P- m1 i1 \" Z( o5 `
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink.". P5 C9 D) b  ^& `1 c  }+ Y
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
' r) r3 A; c3 _"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋, H8 v: @6 d; b/ n. w5 r. k9 t$ S& k  I
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:: q, C3 e) t$ a1 ^% q

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Officer: You were speeding.
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Man: But I wasn't speeding.
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Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 6 e4 g' p$ @' U$ h* V# j* l
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.: M8 Q* K! V2 x) Q
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
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B: Well then, buy one.& }, Q  i- }6 j
A: Can't afford one.4 f  m* S. r- |/ ?, ^/ y* |# m
B: I can give you mine if you want.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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God: "To me, it's about a minute."
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God: "To me it's a penny."
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God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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4 Y4 i% }+ u* ^0 ATeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
& X; }2 s5 Q, v* H- FStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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5 @- ~6 }8 G/ T- y6 UI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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$ Y8 \# ]( ?! g& Wgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45 ! {/ r( e% M3 n
9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

) A  k' Y$ S4 Y/ h以I开头造句:0 @. k% [; K" M. ^' N+ }1 o4 g/ o
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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I is or I am( v0 R. N/ J  |- t5 _

, b2 v; z0 ^1 d$ P$ eTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:
, k8 a" K- p1 i1 \5 }! ~他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

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5 h$ b8 \3 r3 h+ f8 C5 O) F2 e4 ~1 ^+ F"I" is the ninth letter
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