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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language? & p' ^8 N+ n4 U/ D, J5 ~

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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
7 G) ]4 w8 f! O. P$ r% JMaria: This is it. # N7 P- p6 J. z  Y( w
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? & G& r  k% h% X5 i3 G; v& h
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗4 ~, b! P9 N; Q3 H

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! t. w4 w( t) E4 uA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
# X& r5 E% @" P"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."$ e* j' j! H* [* ?; X
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
1 L/ I$ W1 [7 O( B"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑 " A) ]$ P4 Q7 W. ?

) w8 U4 Z' x0 x! b" n# w- W: c" F你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋+ j- G6 [9 {; b- I
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:( ^" R( A8 A" a4 K0 ^, a* [6 k
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.9 J. ^, i- z, r! {9 k  ?4 m

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Man: No, I wasn't.
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Man: But I wasn't speeding.7 n: w% M+ _" l. y
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.). l% Y" w% `( {# B+ t) c# r/ Z
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 % C3 o+ x# T: j: }* v
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
1 q6 q4 O. i; U* v"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!' l/ F( e5 S* j% D7 m, ~+ \# Z/ ^
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!# A2 D/ o" K! S4 V
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.) n/ q3 k" t+ H2 t$ I$ c6 ?
A: I don't have one.
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A: Can't afford one.- Y9 P* A, d7 K5 c" W
B: I can give you mine if you want.( j: P& G* z. L" l
A: That sounds good.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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9 A3 G" R5 n/ wB: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.* M' P1 g' o: @
A: I don't have bread.
" A: D9 Z: r4 w( v! t% dB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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God: "To me it's a penny."
4 O7 W4 u' k" D: ]8 o8 O% s" hThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"0 Z" _- w1 H: Y8 f! |4 x7 X
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? 6 J. r# ^. j6 U: t$ _
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". ( i  q& \* v7 D0 T0 h3 L2 n/ j
Student: I is the..., Z' H& |1 C8 b4 d& e
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".5 X  V1 k5 }/ n( X7 T! Y
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑 2 D/ M4 z, f* Y1 R

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 8 I4 ^; r# \8 o
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? . G- y; X" G. Z# {

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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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A: The letter "g".
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尘肺???????????
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
理袁律师事务所
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
7 F" ~. ~6 o6 G- ~, ?5 i# G9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
* U- w/ H7 i5 |$ a" B2 C他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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( o' |7 [: l- z) GTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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fushiyu 发表于 2012-9-11 16:22
) m3 V/ g% `' A( s% f以I开头造句:
9 f( I) H# g7 m' b他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I2 I8 f' N: S! T! N, e
"I" is the ninth letter
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