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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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' R5 d2 v% p- U, B/ a6 W) wQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Answer: smiles
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' K8 R7 S) w8 fBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America' L$ S" w& R9 z/ E: r
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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! D1 L9 V# q$ l+ X9 `5 hTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. # }* u3 ?1 Q8 a2 Y/ s
Maria: This is it.
) d9 i5 o5 f( U& mTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
# I0 Y) F1 l& e) LClass: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
5 b' {0 k$ J2 E0 p2 ]"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
) A+ W! T+ M6 x1 A# H& b: d$ J6 c: QThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. + h8 h( I* a1 g% b: F% f
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
$ t, ?5 I% q7 b2 Y( J* U, wMan: But I wasn't speeding.
9 B4 W, [1 {# w; P5 P6 VOfficer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)# E/ S+ |+ f! j  N3 V% q1 I
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?7 t% E" E  `( O& _
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.7 e- |; R& e6 i* `) l
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题4 M4 \8 d4 s+ X9 ?% Q# ~* G

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; v+ M9 C& u6 H/ G; v"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
* c) e; \4 v1 H+ W"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
; r7 T# Q: b* OB: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.  ~  D, o- o, s- `+ R7 K( A
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B: Well then, buy one.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap./ P/ C" w3 s' A! W8 h
A: I don't have any cheese.
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A: I don't have bread.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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God: "To me, it's about a minute."
7 F6 Z3 g& q- X2 w! q* `  XThe man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
$ ^$ m$ W; U8 q) P: m: Q8 i, a1 nGod: "To me it's a penny."
8 j& a/ ?9 R  ~7 cThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.   b, ~9 n6 j. {6 X
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 3 `( P( Z$ K! j/ _$ `7 B
Student: I is the...
; ^) }6 C, j0 r3 ]9 d) Z. I6 vTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".5 t  |/ l: d) a5 H: I
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

% g' h1 f! [% O9 f# ~以I开头造句:* y9 ]$ z5 n; Y% ~' |
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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I is or I am
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: K& s& j1 U! \$ M( T/ U7 h6 d% I. xTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:6 U5 A" S2 ]8 m
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

( \7 K! y3 K8 k5 cThe ninth letter is I
$ R2 o- T! G  y"I" is the ninth letter
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