This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

白加黑

: l% P6 O) K. \8 n4 d# l
Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
5 _3 M( z: K* k* s* g
4 ^+ y/ l% b5 e# zMore pictures are here
% ^/ w. H- a% m) ]) N9 P" Phttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/

. s/ c( j0 T4 L6 O% jLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

9 `, s* ?$ ^0 d3 U" V2 ^. RTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
, _  W& H% _) F6 @' [9 I: H! ~3 k  z5 Z#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
" i' q' i) |. z/ u2 a' \. d#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
" |" F7 c% @' U) I#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
( z' J+ |8 A9 U1 ~8 }2 J, B% J#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
" ?9 q  k7 q4 z! g8 c#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
3 o$ i- g$ B& w6 G0 |
4 I- ]/ y: w/ K( x
And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


: s( J$ Z, S( |' ?( c* Q8 n: h/ T  i




7 J! [, Z" q& G% u1 F


# F6 ]& C9 K$ X
$ z  r8 K0 g% F0 r" E* A+ n* S, U

5 u) ^0 q( i# o) M
+ }2 P- ^* B5 W0 B) D' f
: A9 h; f' k" v8 h


) E" f9 a& S- J4 s5 b


. e, Z/ ]- U$ ~0 P& y



% m3 }( @! L& I



) N3 q' w: N9 {
5 i+ l$ W- W9 e1 _' i' {% U4 z
( U. r) \6 d  Y! `( B
5 C+ k: i! N' z- z  ]) k6 d) r3 }
/ N% H2 a6 {( L( A* ~


+ \' C1 _% y- ~& \$ ^1 o8 }
6 n5 O9 Y* D# ?' J  ]; K# k) e
8 U# y) S$ E$ e8 M6 O' d" F

) _& o9 O/ S- e) q

# x8 g! A3 b0 m/ s% e

4 @* _9 p- {) P0 y0 E' n

% ~$ z$ a: V0 A1 t" B$ k
! h7 q! g* \- v/ K1 w
5 p$ b4 G6 C- Y  ~: Y

1 p5 _" a- C& P* D* w/ Y; t9 |4 Q
% ]2 ?8 s7 n4 X( o8 v
! v/ U7 l- S4 `& u
6 D: @" M$ X6 ~


4 t2 Z2 V0 e4 j3 W


1 P' w! E3 N) K! C% j
3 F0 \9 y) k2 R$ _+ I; @1 ^
* s$ b( s! g5 L0 a
( \2 R$ |# e- ^1 h, h- I1 }
% c7 E# A; a7 T& ~# ?
  q3 Q$ R2 @4 v1 B; O+ n6 {

4 @' J4 W# U" b" R" ^# d
5 Z6 r( M! J, \$ b' [
. H8 @* R3 J! D) T* A$ [: t) B
5 C) k2 M0 L+ u

  m. G3 b; C/ F" y- _' m) \* Q





3 y. B# P- Y/ j: Y- j  D/ L
, Z, s' g% k1 P* z
% o3 A' L( c5 a. u

3 y# t$ Z4 _  r4 M! P


) N* p! Z' r8 `2 R. f  f5 m
" P" `$ T- z, D$ P


2 \+ w! y5 g. V% _( C/ k+ z



( K9 }; w0 J$ ~: B

1 B* R' ~! j: V% W% u. I
$ d, C+ c2 f8 }

# b; T  X+ `' L4 e2 k' @
# Y( w2 Q3 j7 k+ B+ H* v9 Y7 w




#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
1 S0 G+ O7 N5 ?2 d  S
7 W( G( D% }1 M/ Y. r& O7 ^) h0 d
4 D5 @, p8 R3 Y3 K7 ^


. V8 u. u8 o5 f! \; U
: A( _' c& \0 y7 C3 ?

白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
4 f0 b; X- Q6 F8 n 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
0 P6 @: D7 I" ?4 r* P

游客，如果您要查看本帖隐藏内容请回复

亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
8 D8 _: f8 X& _

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
( }0 U! i/ f8 t0 e看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

# D# l6 u* V* O+ Q  Qthat's good one