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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here$ d4 ^+ V1 @' Z- ^: L7 W1 e9 a
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.7 Q" w! m5 L3 n) \2 g6 C4 u) |" e" p
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman* l1 U+ d$ ?( ~: |6 H
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 1 Z% j. R' a: L* P: h* V4 \
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD./ n8 U; M" `7 F5 G q4 \* A
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
1 M& q2 S( c3 {#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
5 L2 r2 E& H- a+ ~* r* [! I! W! a#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
9 l+ B1 z# i1 h2 L#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.# X j$ F( x2 c3 R# f8 L
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.9 [( k. F/ Y6 Z+ U. G
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
( P+ f- L+ ~' b6 e: l8 f& `#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.% N. w M( |, k0 W' W9 M7 A+ x
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "; K, K3 c6 D, B0 `. @& l
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