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" J8 s/ o6 I; S8 I$ k2 EEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
# ^% N# C' N" s" e8 k% bhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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7 K; c) Y9 U7 w$ G: r6 LMore pictures are here
3 ~+ y" E: @; l4 c; e: [" f8 ihttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/. p5 b4 x; x: R
8 b) B' a$ x) g2 L: p7 R& RLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
& j7 g/ \! Q Z k7 M#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
" z' H/ @0 L2 }( [4 h#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
# ^1 | |* W; K5 v: b#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
U1 Y+ `9 e+ y3 t2 C. f$ @0 e#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
2 M* s6 v$ e* E7 Z) z#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
3 A; e# I9 a: U3 V9 |# V#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.8 v. x3 ~! g6 v v# W: N1 N
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. W! G0 h1 j& X$ s5 d9 ~8 k6 g9 I
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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# c5 R" @) O0 W# [ }: HAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 4 H: h! b2 [. f9 s- z6 a
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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