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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:$ i: @1 _0 O2 U. \$ _4 U
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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4 ^+ y/ l% b5 e# zMore pictures are here
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. s/ c( j0 T4 L6 O% jLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.) w9 D& l" @/ j. ~
9 `, s* ?$ ^0 d3 U" V2 ^. RTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.1 U; Y2 e9 q6 L2 i' t$ z
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
" i' q' i) |. z/ u2 a' \. d#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.' y- I* J5 k( Z! T9 e: B0 d4 W( w
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.6 N. t, n- @/ d
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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" ?9 q k7 q4 z! g8 c#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... $ a' H+ U4 X: _3 F. o4 r3 ?' `
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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