This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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4 V# }, W: H2 ]0 }& R+ TEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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# |/ b3 s8 m' w- J1 M/ z4 h0 D#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
9 a6 }$ P8 H4 A! W% x% s# S0 M#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
, W' g+ c- o1 A1 U  p* n  H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
8 a& O+ \) [+ u, p) x#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
6 o7 `: i4 b6 Y! u( F  x' E% V#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
# x7 [3 y% ^) E( a) P4 S) e$ ~#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
6 W$ z7 h6 i* L7 `# }" \#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
# Y. ]" I' b, p6 Y5 f+ Q 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
: m) b, ^. |* N! w& u  E9 l看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

- }4 T# v- L( Sthat's good one