最强的英文翻译

晓晓晓晓

1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
. m9 |/ n+ t! _/ L6 p% p# ^　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

9 |# b1 A7 R3 J  {% R" s　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
1 u) l- f2 ]$ W9 e8 R% O　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
) J7 D! ^  R- {　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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1 k3 H4 C- ]2 S& B　　6． you me you me
* Q4 k$ f! H) S- n7 C* X　　彼此彼此
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　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
  O0 M, r. i7 E% Y( e7 N9 ^3 U　　你给我站住！

0 W9 ~0 y9 g0 @( U' R　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
* L+ D# _0 ]% p+ k$ E　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

1 u2 A+ }% }  ?0 z3 h% R# K　　9． WATCH SISTER
, x4 w( n# c' S; r$ s5 x　　表妹
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/ _, x% F. z: v　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
2 l; D) i) Y& `) U! d" J# G　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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2 v( D- e( G) L　　11． American Chinese not enough
3 x7 i" u0 I% t1 Z- y5 R　　美中不足

　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. ^* A- d4 ~1 ?" P/ j　　车祸现场描述
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( \5 d  S% v* h8 _　　13． heart flower angry open
; S" C3 g0 l. w. j* i　　心花怒放
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　　14． go past ,no mistake past
# {0 {" Q% q, @3 N  N' w. \' D　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
5 ~( |$ u5 m2 q$ W0 K/ W  s　　小明：I am sorry three!
- c* k: W9 L% z4 y" z  f" I　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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