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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " b0 C0 X. u5 d" ]: U0 o2 G$ h
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ S! W) n9 G8 F1 v7 N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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8 ?9 O+ p6 e- ?) I+ v! I! Z5 G+ w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 c+ y7 Q, y- F4 N f L; V/ r
) P1 O5 x3 |% Q4 [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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% a+ l5 D% w5 W5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. `0 z+ V! u% U5 a" i
% p; u" D( F0 g5 b) O' k6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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5 v7 P& S. }$ `' D0 ?7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. g9 O4 j+ ~' q7 h) \# m6 J+ Q- P0 I9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- [3 x) l3 C6 c0 b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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' S+ x4 |& R' t$ u11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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2 A0 A$ g! D" U! g5 D12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." X* @8 Z/ R5 u# B" j/ K5 g
) G1 X5 p' M; W14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 }% T3 l9 p3 m% s; }
, a G3 O. L' `& ]7 W& J3 L' o15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ H1 a' u. j# k0 N, d% _% f
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) t; q5 q; u0 [& j) y2 f+ B
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 I3 w$ R d) f; e19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# s) W6 a, d% l, ~5 r
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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