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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' D! `' N# g9 m) k- f4 n" E+ o+ B
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 T6 c0 b; T! v8 `
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) c! v5 \ v' w" D
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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. @0 j/ \9 y. I: u/ d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., M9 L7 O, W% J1 L1 z
# }( n1 ?) e% c0 [! S8 K# n. }. V- b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* F1 _$ s" M/ N2 [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: \* `( B3 `1 o3 P6 r5 O
2 f" b8 j5 @' L9 g% u0 r+ t7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! n, P x z( Q; r* R/ p3 U
& H. f4 J1 R. e# R, H+ r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ K8 n" f6 w; n' O' m3 y; O$ \9 K9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 N& X5 `! s. P9 N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ O8 w$ Y4 Q; @9 i0 L
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 F! H- C: {7 R- v( f' U- {
- l: F* }9 w! l8 T8 a% ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., {$ w7 ^" p- d* Q! I S
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.7 u* z; B2 }9 \5 P4 p# Q) F# f
- m' P5 a) ~! R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., e! c; J# H9 ]+ C9 f5 _$ y6 z
# Y8 h6 c& G$ P16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 m7 e+ R. B' `; q" P
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: ^9 H& h, R! k
/ L! l+ u) V6 L( g) U& g- b20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 Q6 G |5 A) Q0 H" Y
5 x# ? j9 y6 L: y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 e; B5 w3 V6 ^8 V
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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