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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 k6 S8 R- R2 G7 h2 d! Y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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8 P/ _4 ?9 R8 e f& x1 j2 F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 U& E4 N# ?; `0 B3 d6 _
- J: q( b( @+ Q4 u8 `- z2 l0 ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; y2 d4 d8 k% I. a6 l
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8 L; y$ O, u: }5 Q- S6 v4 q' T9 N8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 _2 v% R0 Z6 w* V- _* E; _
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) J, [. O: q6 }& t$ V. _! [3 l% I, m3 s
7 Y' o! T# x. x+ x10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- E! W) ^4 Z0 C% r0 u
0 { D) T) a" o$ M11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- c2 r+ n8 z3 y8 b9 `( n: R
/ ]' h2 [0 ]' o" g9 [1 H0 u' h [12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 I' f8 v. P5 @6 S* P/ N3 t) v! k8 N0 R
' {3 G; V$ p) a, j, T14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- {* d; p, e4 t& V$ c8 E/ G15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 T2 r+ A; o7 A5 G) U16.) You take naps.
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3 B) T0 U; j9 q0 }6 B2 F1 h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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" z4 }) d/ x. n W, E7 V& E18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ K! D7 Q* \ W$ ~. a- y- P- C
. I* {% P( H3 C+ i, `; m20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.! O" O" Q9 O0 F6 k0 H' v/ [
$ s* P, ^9 u5 J* s+ w) J G21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 G- R q, u' {/ Z/ j# t& L22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + x/ ]8 G5 K7 Z4 L; O
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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