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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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) n. d8 q, w9 w: l( I1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* h( M; i2 C. L2 X) J
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. R# |) t+ `& V! T' L% R7 j
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 Z/ A$ u* O& X5 d M6 B
. @* q3 }- ]- X& ?% E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& t o" c) }8 V+ {5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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3 B& C( k2 H; N; W0 `' ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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7 A h4 A* f5 A7 ~' G) \* U3 Q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* r$ G. ]. Z+ V10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ Z3 n) P% M3 a7 t9 G T) @/ l11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 c w/ K! I4 E4 g& f! J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' L) Z# r; e) D5 ~2 v
( s2 ]0 h9 u7 a* V0 G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 A$ c9 ?) q4 k5 `# C14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' R9 T) r! y6 W: L5 k L4 N m2 f15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 P/ s7 {: d9 z4 g: M4 ]) f18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 a) e1 ^0 I. q* y/ ^/ o19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 K1 ~7 p9 v# R
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ J( P- o( n& e0 Q: W; e2 l
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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" Y, R" p- \4 z$ [ K22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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4 Z$ t s/ U! ]1 ?6 L1 }23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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