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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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/ G- z$ T# N+ O, `; H1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% z5 u/ A0 U! C; `- I7 T9 f2 _
( F4 {2 q/ }! R; X Z$ D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 Q( @: u1 J4 K. U5 L
! j; L% U1 D' P2 i* f( h( W$ M5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; g+ N' F% w x4 s3 g$ L7 o. ]- ~
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: w3 P" i6 N& O I+ V& L
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ n' D! r V8 L7 T
) c$ H+ a N. k! F0 l6 S2 n& C9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ k* S- E1 K0 @' Z9 v) ?10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, Y0 \) j( w a4 O5 d' a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: s- N+ K9 g; D+ ]6 y
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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2 X- o. J: }+ e5 N1 T) q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- `. B4 z2 n( _, A" O; R! G
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16.) You take naps.; y6 X2 o, ?. v
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. d# T; c6 q/ Q% K+ X0 @# R! M2 \) r
5 r( Z; V& H& M9 `18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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! W _2 I2 g+ h+ d8 t20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! c% {( x2 h3 W0 W+ y4 A! F
) Y9 A% _: s5 A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : v6 q9 ?' u: _3 n/ b" u
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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