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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ T& F$ f: d2 ?
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 ^4 ~0 J0 W( q* y o% C& l& U0 E- _ j
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.& h3 F9 \0 Q6 i
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& r, u- F& r- g S$ w+ W
6 M5 _: W$ o8 B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* c' W: r! y) x- ~' z$ f" _10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ w4 S6 U; `# F
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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* s2 m( ?4 ^6 i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 i9 S, J; a8 b) T2 g' n
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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3 {1 G* U7 t& o- Y6 r' I19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 m/ F! ?$ @ [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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$ Q2 l6 ~, a! B) @2 O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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0 ]- N* F" K. l1 u0 O1 C* Y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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