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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 c9 L, c: b+ T" X
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . u2 w3 |$ P; w$ C
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. # E0 v& A1 X, F J
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. }7 m) Z9 ~; L2 R+ g! ?/ g' P; D
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ( a+ z/ q) S9 k9 k$ I g" A
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
" _/ e) S3 @: i2 G# |- q( T6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? & W1 H, C" ?1 M! p$ k+ u* X; J
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
: e( S9 u( c$ P8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
# M; H* S+ X! Z: n7 n r4 F9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? / f% P$ I3 r k$ ?! }
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 3 k$ s" X3 h9 J3 q) f6 m
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
, E) T; w7 i6 _/ b12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
; a1 b' Q9 g1 G0 t/ U13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
9 q; {( t$ y$ `- g" R$ ]6 P14. Can I flirt with you? 1 ^) E( h3 q* p, ]; d! v7 @3 x& C
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
4 c7 f( t' e- P1 m16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ( v! [5 `4 M: Q3 X7 c
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 5 j' m" J+ e/ P5 m0 X
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ) s$ o! G% e8 R/ d* T
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
) w* B6 e4 t1 @- m3 Q7 y% t& [20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? $ M U9 J4 r. C' Q5 z' n0 F
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
9 y8 ^" \; y8 w' N22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
C% d# K! H3 Z( N: j1 j& L23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
$ Z% R: c8 R) l9 O, r9 i24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
% c5 J0 B H% Z/ B7 h25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ; O5 D& G: C- t3 A
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 4 @5 u' ^6 I+ ^3 L
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
% G1 E1 N4 V9 S2 P8 \; L3 F28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
( @% S+ C; @6 n- H29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
X q9 P( c4 J30. So... How am I doing'?
& Q0 |/ d* N7 Y" L2 U31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
9 E8 \6 @7 q( x- h' ^4 ~: c7 Q32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ! f4 Q6 Z* g: p$ `. H, J3 P/ g
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 5 E* Q7 N5 @0 z# D+ d
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( [! K+ j% f1 |" }% D
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. " s! D9 U5 r" ~
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
% M/ n) w8 G0 e/ p% }37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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