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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....0 d: J+ i# R3 s4 M9 R5 H
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 4 `! a$ D0 h4 H& b, @- D
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - j# V8 ~ @: T# H: o
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% P5 x" m X: X- j4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] # W: l- U2 k @: t3 K- B
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
* C; A. H$ G2 X6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? : g, {' Q+ @- E
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
# H4 y4 _2 ^0 W( W' J/ Q, x7 D+ f8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% P2 Z# W0 D$ `( z9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 U/ F. \. o- K10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 7 n0 ~, h. G# q6 p: R
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
! p1 g+ }0 n2 X12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 0 t8 o4 D( [' R9 j
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
[1 G) y& x+ F+ z6 y/ b14. Can I flirt with you? ( j' B# L2 {. w: }2 A7 c
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
7 `0 H4 \" e/ U0 U9 x) k16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 3 d$ g/ E8 L& x
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
/ S8 @1 ]; r% S6 |+ @3 C18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
0 \3 Z7 Q* o) A# f& d9 A19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ; y- ?& O2 y3 Y' G7 P/ r1 C/ ]
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
p" s, M: B% }! {+ Z& H) M. w4 X21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 b" t1 a1 Y7 Z N" A& Q22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
7 F' \: t. M' E( z2 F23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? * Y4 O- c+ |" y7 U9 |5 |+ l7 s
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
6 g# V9 z2 S: N& } s/ k5 S25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
6 F& S0 m, L, S) ]( h _# |26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
+ K9 J4 [# ?) U27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
/ Y; ] o; `$ N, r28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " m, s: { O& p$ Y5 h0 k
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! s3 C8 K9 h5 G; s3 m8 D7 x
30. So... How am I doing'?
6 t' _" M6 n7 z' [! ?3 l% u31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
* H8 t& N; O' @6 a( P32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. & G2 s! t: s1 Y: J. ^
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 8 f/ z( X3 \2 ?3 b" f1 N
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ! _( s$ [0 T, Y8 m2 ^" P" g( u
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 1 X/ E& v) m' _4 ^6 V5 x
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 9 M# U! P9 E4 {/ E$ b* d& z) X
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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