Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 {- t( t* k# M3 l) L7 |4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
; T  z; G, a. E1 q5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
0 `0 h. {5 {+ a* b# y3 g. Z$ G8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 K) C  w7 j: d6 v$ E, W) z8 |* }10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
0 H, }. D' _& a9 T8 R! e11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
" t, W7 U) E2 p! N/ B15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 `) U3 r) Y( s# w7 e$ w5 Q17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
& A* l7 |/ F7 g% n' u18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
4 ?) ~0 s5 Q; W6 g# }# u$ ]! f20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4 U# B6 p! Y" O( |3 @( G* {21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
% c; |% R0 K2 G" f, i. G1 H/ v22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- p1 o6 F! C. c: d* V2 v. A5 `" ^1 W23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
# a' K1 }% `, o- F/ J. s* L+ G28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
2 |4 @* i& y  f2 W29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
2 k+ j9 L9 Z; p. n  d  x30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
5 ~( o2 E7 \% {& M$ c3 w# W# p# s32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
, K" d2 r4 b3 R; ]% a, @33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
1 f' h% ?# u9 {( u, g6 k6 c+ ^$ n! v34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
9 m. O/ F: \: O  j1 T7 I! Z" r35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9 i1 |7 x% D# L37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...