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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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! X) v% l, u6 l" |1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 3 g1 L" t/ D. L& Y3 n. m9 J0 f
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 P# J4 e, ~ f3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% d* _6 ?/ b9 g# L8 K2 M& w0 R% e9 z4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# v6 Q) P- q8 l4 z. D2 |5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
. t- @/ v% c/ m W8 \: \6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 9 y$ o% ^# ^ @( N. b
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
q. Q4 y; v9 r0 R- B8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. # [; x. m& [2 ?
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
* i9 I2 o& _0 J& N10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
+ A2 [( `+ G, i# Q2 @# y' e11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 8 I9 e" n/ W) ~
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
M$ P5 }9 Z2 x* Y& u7 ^6 R13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
7 {. q5 I: }: q5 X4 @) D2 O14. Can I flirt with you?
- o( m' H& B% ^2 f) S2 K" G15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
$ L4 U# ~! \& q) M8 `16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ; [2 U" E. ^( u6 h1 @
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
1 P( i- O- }5 V9 Y18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ' c8 U9 ]( K) b$ ^* I6 d0 n
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. . m! o, o% n) X0 U7 ^6 n0 R9 S3 t, L; J
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - e' A! O6 C7 @& z4 T
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ' l5 D0 A6 h9 B. z5 c) Q
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
8 u" g* t1 o' E% b F23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
, Q H- a" y! s0 K. o24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? " U! i6 E; J/ ^& M u s
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
! j" W1 F. f$ M: f& B/ X4 ~" p26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 3 ]7 F* T( P7 R( s6 H s: x. P3 g
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? / b: U2 u' Q8 g" D
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
; W- E! G8 ]* B+ U( q/ Y# D29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 2 e" X }% `; a3 }" D
30. So... How am I doing'? 8 C ~8 O$ ]1 Y8 a: {0 a
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
' o$ _& I2 j1 i' F: c8 J32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 1 e* x0 }. O8 d6 X8 A1 r/ ^( k( W( s. ?
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
; |0 K, Y. \( w H34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? * `( t4 f/ c4 c+ W i
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
5 X" d- A: p! Z: `+ [36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 7 [- Q2 s: x" y* i3 R9 t6 n5 H
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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