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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...., H- Q. i7 m2 X7 h
4 F% c- U. \# H! `8 P' O% @1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . ?" I( M$ u: V
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
) |( I% f! y4 H! A! f3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
" N1 Y) M# {8 m4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# k- r) @0 i; l- l6 J5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 6 Q+ W/ b$ B+ G4 _
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 0 U$ s D- }& \# `6 m# f
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ) F/ @5 C/ H; d9 h
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 6 A* F" }1 G3 J& f, `2 ~1 S
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ' i7 ~9 b. d2 x/ Y
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
: m2 @6 U5 `' q: p e& G' t11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- @ g, M* v/ ~8 |) {' t12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
! d! e6 F9 k$ }4 g7 ]9 {13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
4 m' [5 k H T O14. Can I flirt with you?
; j: Y: m v/ u* \) K15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
& C! x9 q5 n/ i16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
4 e/ b, l _8 }/ `+ }17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ' S% e+ T P3 L: ?( i9 z) n
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
3 ~: D, n \- }; v7 C/ b4 g8 m19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 6 O9 V7 Y/ d# X/ t4 d. o* z3 Z
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? : w' h7 j7 Y- z |( D1 _
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- h" c$ p' P! F0 S0 O- k22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. $ n! ?8 E5 O5 s% x y% J
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? . g) _0 x8 z3 e$ r4 |
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 x5 O% M6 k3 q4 {" U: H2 O* V% v25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
$ D) H- l( H7 E" G6 p r26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
4 Y) p+ \- d. |% B) M8 g8 K27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? % W& f0 W- b6 y0 s4 N6 c
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 8 N# s3 J' v; C9 s% M
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 7 h/ U' |& k3 \ y) O
30. So... How am I doing'?
- j6 k9 g+ N9 h31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 1 q2 N1 F( z& ^ K2 A+ w% r
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ( q. T: `! t$ N8 ?7 x' j
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
5 I" b' r; l" y7 ~, l. F5 {34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" ]: C. W3 L+ U6 R; X4 T1 x1 f35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
g; x* Q' _' G# P# |6 Y6 Y9 B36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
! W- a7 i# j3 k1 Z8 }! m/ I37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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